Fixing a Bent Dick

[johnnyroxx]

Good day.

Tina's chest rose faster and faster, her breath tickled my ears. My cock started to grow, stiffer and stiffer with each pant, with each breath.

"Oh my!" "Your guy is bent." She giggled as she said it.

My "guy" started to go back to sleep.

So, do any of you have this problem? Does your cock bend sharply to the right or left? My has a pronounced dog-leg left that is embarrassing - even though we have been married for 30 years.

I've looked at the QuickExtender Pro Curvature Correction Edition (https://www.quickextenderpro.com/peyronies-disease-penis-extender) and wonder if it works. Any thoughts? Any experience with it? Is it worth it?


Thanks!


Johnny

 

[von_Bismarck]

Good day.

Tina's chest rose faster and faster, her breath tickled my ears. My cock started to grow, stiffer and stiffer with each pant, with each breath.

"Oh my!" "Your guy is bent." She giggled as she said it.

My "guy" started to go back to sleep.

So, do any of you have this problem? Does your cock bend sharply to the right or left? My has a pronounced dog-leg left that is embarrassing - even though we have been married for 30 years.

I've looked at the QuickExtender Pro Curvature Correction Edition (https://www.quickextenderpro.com/peyronies-disease-penis-extender) and wonder if it works. Any thoughts? Any experience with it? Is it worth it?


Thanks!


Johnny

Try sending a PM to Que. I don't know if he's tried this product, but he does have ample experience with penis pumps. After the divorce, went through a phase where he tried anything to grow his pathetic micropenis.

Cheers!

 

[coati]

Welcome to the General Board.

Very soon, someone will talk about using a 34" Louisville Slugger baseball bat as their appropriately sized splint.

 

[rae121452]

if you can find a local blacksmith, i'm sure that he could hammer out the curve.

 

[Que]

if you can find a local blacksmith, i'm sure that he could hammer out the curve.

There's a gay bar here called The Anvil. I don't know if it's related or not.

 

[rae121452]

There's a gay bar here called The Anvil. I don't know if it's related or not.

honey, if it's anything like the old anvil you'd better wear your undies with the cast iron seat if you decide to visit.

 

[dolf]

All I can think is...

"I wouldn't wish that on a broke dick dog"

 

[rae121452]

btw, which way does it bend? and google peyronie's disease...you could wind up with pretzel in your pants if you've got that shit.

 

[Que]

I think a Peyronie's disease as the Slick Willie's willie disease.

 

[Pookie]

if you can find a local blacksmith, i'm sure that he could hammer out the curve.

Probably better than the hatchet job I'd recommend.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

I think a Peyronie's disease as the Slick Willie's willie disease.

Yeah, it's probably peyronie's disease, but it's not really a disease it's more a syndrome, at least that's what the doc told me. I have a curvature from a mechanical injury. Mine was diagnosed by a navy doctor (urologists) and she (yeah, it was a female) told me she sees it in pilots from their parachute harnesses bein too tight. Mine was in all likelihood from being "jocked down" too tight in the old deep sea MKV hardhat rig. And no, it didn't cause a sexual problem for me nor my wife.

It comes from damaged blood vessels in ye old hardware. Depending on how bad it is it can be fixed via surgery but generally leaves the pecker a bit shorter and there's no guarantee it'll be straight. But that was in the late 1980's so go see a doctor.

Good luck.

 

[Rightguide]

I heard Peyronie could hook into a pussy and pull it around the room.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Crooked Dick.


https://s.abcnews.com/images/Politics/gty_richard_nixon_dm_121115_wmain.jpg

 

[WayneBoyd]

Good day.

"Oh my!" "Your guy is bent." She giggled as she said it.

Johnny

https://i.pixxxels.cc/wv5SDHXq/208.gif

I love stories about guys with bent dicks.

- Little Miss Bubblegum

 

[Kirkrapine]

There's an effective method. All you need is a ladder, jumper cables with alligator clips, a bungee cord and a bowling ball.

 

[Libsam]

There's an effective method. All you need is a ladder, jumper cables with alligator clips, a bungee cord and a bowling ball.

The MacGyver

 

[toeskr]

I really thought this was a luk vanity thread.

Hmm.