Five things you could erase?

[Behind the mask]

If I were GOD,

and had the power to obliterate five things from ever having existed,
never invented, never born, never discovered, etc...

If i could erase five things from history, never to be seen again,
what five things would you ask me to erase?

Now i'm pretty much thinkin that like me War, Famine, Poverty Disease etc are all high on your list so, you don't have to feel guilty for not mentioning them!

Lets hear what you hate!

here's mine,
(or at least some)

* Wooden spoons, i have a phobia, it's a thing...
* Spiders, i'm sure i'm not alone here!
* Guns/ weapons of destruction
* The telly tubbies
* and finally cheese and onion flavour crisps

These are just off the top of my head so lets see if you can do better!

 

[Raina]

* Spiders, i'm sure i'm not alone here!

hmmmmm.....*looking at your av*

I'm with you on the telly tubbies though.

have to think of more...

 

[mig]

If I were god I'd abolish only one thing.

ME.

Assuming I exist in the first place.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Now i'm pretty much thinkin that like me War, Famine, Poverty Disease etc are all high on your list so, you don't have to feel guilty for not mentioning them!

Okay, let's say you wiped out all current war, poverty, famine and disease - this would just cause more famine and disease. Have you ever seen what happens to any species when they have no predators, abundant food supply, etc? They overrun their environment, consume the available food supply, get sick and die off.

Disease, famine and other pestilence are nature's way of controlling species population. If you believe in God, then you have to believe that he built the universe the way it is for a reason.

If I was God wanted the earth to be a better place than it is now, to once again be in balance and harmony, I would only have to "erase" one thing from history; humans.

 

[WaxNWane]

* Stop the Alexandria lighthouse from burning. I've read that that one event set back technology a combined 20,000 years. Whatever the number, it sucks.

* Kick John Wilkes Booth square in the nuts, and probably cap the punk monkey bitch (name that flick). After sacrificing himself to keep the country together while enduring tragic personal losses, Lincoln deserved to guide it through Reconstruction.

* Christianity. Didn't happen. The world's tolerance meter goes up several notches in response.

* Hitler is exposed to a nice pacifist religion at an early age and spends his years going crazy in Tibet.

* Salma Hayek decides that she really could go for a tall white guy who gives good spankings. And hey, I've been told I look like Edward Norton once or twice.

 

[Behind the mask]

originally posted by Shy Tall Guy

Okay, let's say you wiped out all current war, poverty, famine and disease - ............... " one thing from history; humans.

Dammit,
I knew someone would just think too much about this thing!

In the extremely unlikely event of any of these things actually happening, I would be forced to apologise for my earlier statements until then just RELAX
and have fun.

Now i wondered how long it would take before someone mentioned Hitler,

 

[Behind the mask]

Come on.....

People I know you've got more Anger and hatred and resentment than this...........

You can put me and this thread on the list if you like.............

 

[juicylips]

Empty your pm box.

Can't send you any more hot pm's.

JL

 

[Behind the mask]

Thanks sweety in the proccess of!