Five dumb things said after fucking

[EmmyE]

Okay, so I have pretty much come to the conclusion that I am, well how do I say it, loose. That didn't hurt so much. Anyway, I am of age and I feel the need to put out on the first date and I have had many first dates. I narrowed it down to five things that were said to me by men after hot passionate love.

I wanted to see if there were any other women out there who think it's just bizarre, the things that come out of the mouths of men after we put out.


5.I love the way you pussy looks, how many men have you fucked?

4.I've dated a lot of hot chicks, you're okay though.

3.Damn lady, I didn't think older women could fuck like that.

2.You suck cock like my girlfriend.

1.I think you're old enough to be my mom...that's hot!

 

[bronzeage]

This is one of the best #1 posts I have read in a long time.

This is why silverbacks think cougars are funny.

Welcome to Lit.

 

[Handley_Page]

Wonderful post.
If true, you have met some very strange blokes.

 

[EmmyE]

Strange but true

You just don't know half of the stuff I've heard. They say, life is stranger than fiction.

 

[lance gt]

Welcome to AH Emmy, great to see you. We started a new word for what you describe as "loose". We call a woman a Sexuelle, that loves her sex.
As for the guys saying those fucked-up responses, I hope it was a first and last for them. What they should be saying is, "Wow, you're amazing, let's do it again" or "You're the best lover I've ever met" or things along those lines.

 

[Handley_Page]

Welcome to AH Emmy, great to see you. We started a new word for what you describe as "loose". We call a woman a Sexuelle, that loves her sex.
As for the guys saying those fucked-up responses, I hope it was a first and last for them. What they should be saying is, "Wow, you're amazing, let's do it again" or "You're the best lover I've ever met" or things along those lines.

Shouldn't that be "Sexuette" ?

 

[EmmyE]

"Wow, you're amazing, let's do it again" or "You're the best lover I've ever met" or things along those lines.

Those words would be too mature for the men in my life. I'm not complaining or anything, I just find it amazingly hilarious that men, in particularly young men, but sometimes older men, just don't think what they say to a woman. I like the word Sexuelle. It sounds like a woman made it up. Not like a balding middle age man. lol.

 

[lance gt]

"Wow, you're amazing, let's do it again" or "You're the best lover I've ever met" or things along those lines.

Those words would be too mature for the men in my life. I'm not complaining or anything, I just find it amazingly hilarious that men, in particularly young men, but sometimes older men, just don't think what they say to a woman. I like the word Sexuelle. It sounds like a woman made it up. Not like a balding middle age man. lol.

We started, well I started, a thread called 'Looking for a word" where we are trying to come up with a new name for a woman who loves sex, instead of slut, whore, skank. Sexuelle was chosen by Ariels Goddess, so yes, a woman made it up. It's a nicer sounding word to call her. I guess you need to try some older men then if you want a better response.

 

[Handley_Page]

Not like a balding middle age man. lol.

You have obviously not me the right balding middle-aged man - yet.

This BMAM would never say "You are terrific". it would be something like "YeeOw; that was wonderful; come here"

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

I'm weird. When a guy gives me 'The Look' after sex, or wants to snuggle, or says "So...you wanna talk about it?" I usually make a quick exit.

Love my FFriends. No weirdness after. It's mindblowing sex, a smoke and then normal friend stuff.
*shrugs* works for me.

The worst was my first time. The guy finish and said 'How was I?'

How the hell would I know? The 'Am I in yet' certainly didn't help!

 

[sadangel]

I'm weird. When a guy gives me 'The Look' after sex, or wants to snuggle, or says "So...you wanna talk about it?" I usually make a quick exit.

Love my FFriends. No weirdness after. It's mindblowing sex, a smoke and then normal friend stuff.
*shrugs* works for me.

The worst was my first time. The guy finish and said 'How was I?'

How the hell would I know? The 'Am I in yet' certainly didn't help!

I am different. I LOVE to snuggle afterwords and thankfully, Sir does too.

 

[smallgirl]

Okay, so I have pretty much come to the conclusion that I am, well how do I say it, loose. That didn't hurt so much. Anyway, I am of age and I feel the need to put out on the first date and I have had many first dates. I narrowed it down to five things that were said to me by men after hot passionate love.

I wanted to see if there were any other women out there who think it's just bizarre, the things that come out of the mouths of men after we put out.


5.I love the way you pussy looks, how many men have you fucked?

4.I've dated a lot of hot chicks, you're okay though.

3.Damn lady, I didn't think older women could fuck like that.

2.You suck cock like my girlfriend.

1.I think you're old enough to be my mom...that's hot!

oh my god...i think the only one i could handle is #1. im ok with younger guys..but the rest...no.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Welcome to AH Emmy, great to see you. We started a new word for what you describe as "loose". We call a woman a Sexuelle, that loves her sex.
As for the guys saying those fucked-up responses, I hope it was a first and last for them. What they should be saying is, "Wow, you're amazing, let's do it again" or "You're the best lover I've ever met" or things along those lines.

Right. Just tell some more little white lies in hopes of another encounter. Way to establish some good sexual communication!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Right. Just tell some more little white lies in hopes of another encounter. Way to establish some good sexual communication!

no, just the simple truth.

 

[lance gt]

Right. Just tell some more little white lies in hopes of another encounter. Way to establish some good sexual communication!

So you feel saying, "nice fuck, now fuck off", or "Not bad, next time try harder," would work better?

 

[Huckleman2000]

no, just the simple truth.

ROFL, the Simple Truth, As I'd Love To Hear It.
I'm just saying, "That was the best ever!" probably sounds a little hollow to a woman of wide and varied experience. Maybe I'm underestimating the shallowness of the pool, here...

 

[TxRad]

When I was younger, there was an old saying about sex and older women.

No yell

No Tell

No swell

And grateful as hell.

Cougars are some of the nicest people I know.

 

[Huckleman2000]

So you feel saying, "nice fuck, now fuck off", or "Not bad, next time try harder," would work better?

No, there's no need for rudeness. Nor is it time to debrief and study the game film. But surely there's something in between breathless gushing and impersonal brevity?

And, "Is it in?" isn't always as stupid a question as it sounds. Some women like to spread their labia and grind on you, and it can be difficult to discern exactly what's going on. The penis isn't like a finger, y'know?

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

No, there's no need for rudeness. Nor is it time to debrief and study the game film. But surely there's something in between breathless gushing and impersonal brevity?

And, "Is it in?" isn't always as stupid a question as it sounds. Some women like to spread their labia and grind on you, and it can be difficult to discern exactly what's going on. The penis isn't like a finger, y'know?

No, the only reason I thought it was stupid was because it was my first time...not his.

Then again it was over so fast it might not have been in at all My next encounter didn't believe me when I said I wasn't a virgin. Maybe I was *shrug*

 

[lance gt]

No, there's no need for rudeness. Nor is it time to debrief and study the game film. But surely there's something in between breathless gushing and impersonal brevity?

And, "Is it in?" isn't always as stupid a question as it sounds. Some women like to spread their labia and grind on you, and it can be difficult to discern exactly what's going on. The penis isn't like a finger, y'know?

Well, to be honest, I haven't met a woman yet that doesn't like to be told she great in bed, or made to feel she was better than any of your previous girlfriends. If it was said in truth and not some line, the honesty of it comes through and the likelihood of being with her again is more reasonable to expect. Think back, however long that may be, to the last time a woman complimented your abilities in bed and how that made you feel. I bet you were eager to get into it again with her. Then think of the ones who just pulled up their panties and left, after a quick "Thanks, I'll see you later." attitude. There are people who just fuck to get their rocks off and there are those who know what being a gifted lover is all about.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wanted to ask if it was in the last time I had sex. But my brain was functioning better than my penis that day, so I was smart and refrained

I'm not small either, which is what really threw me for a loop.

 

[kimbernee]

I was dating a guy for a while who had a habit of saying something negative immediately after. I finally taught him to keep his mouth shut (if you don't have anything nice to say . . . ). Usually it was griping about being tired, not feeling well, cock being sore, having too much else to do, how much work that had been, etc. But my least favorite ever was, "I'm worried about my daughter." Honestly, dude, wait for the cum to dry.

 

[LitRiter]

I don't know if they're dumb, as I was the one saying them, but these two have been good-natured ribbing material for years:

#1. A heartfelt "Whoa!" while attempting to catch my breath

#2. The unfortunately oft repeated, "Gimme a minute!"

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

I don't know if they're dumb, as I was the one saying them, but these two have been good-natured ribbing material for years:

#1. A heartfelt "Whoa!" while attempting to catch my breath

#2. The unfortunately oft repeated, "Gimme a minute!"

Those work.

Much better then the "Oh...you weren't done?"

or "God that pussy is so hot I just couldn't hold it anymore."

 

[LitRiter]

"God that pussy is so hot I just couldn't hold it anymore."

No kidding? Lord, I'm Don Juan...