Fisticuffs Thread

[Debbie]

I think she needs to come stay with me for a few weeks. I have a filthy mouth and can surely teach her a word or two.

And another thing ...

A filthy mouth, teach her a word or two? Im sure you could!



Yes... go on

 

[Rick DeVille]

I *said*... who said anything about cars? Sheesh.

I answered you. You're on the wrong fucking thread.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

I answered you. You're on the wrong fucking thread

Duh.

Coupe = car = play on words... forget it.

Well ok but you lost me, too many Chrsitmas parties

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

That's okay. As I said in a previous thread, I have an IQ of a billion gazillion and sometimes it's hard for normal folk to keep up.

Now bend over and prepare to spanked.

Fuck, that's more like it. Yes, Ive been a bad boy, I pissed in the potted fern in the hotel lobby.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel comes in and interrupts threads where people are completely enjoying a good knock down drag out over something ridiculous with some ridiculous joke. What a hijacker. I mean what does she think? This is her board?

Watch it, babe. I've got a link to 300+ preschool friendship songs and I'm not afraid to use it.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

*rescinds offer immediately*

Thatborders on being bad... but if you'd crapped in the lobby fountain or wanked over the restaurant ice sculpture... hhhmmm. Whole different ball game. Merely pissing in the hotel fern gets you a slap on the wrist.

yeah but they caught me and threw me out of the hotel







it was kinda fun

 

[Laurel]

Oh, god no! Not the preschool songs. I think a link to songs from Barney would be appropriate for the next massive Lit exodus.

Barney! Ack! No - even I am that cruel.

Teletubbies are another story. But I don't think they have songs. I think all they do is pop up from behind hills and say hi to each other for 30 minutes.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Ok I kinda like this idea

debbiexxx really pisses me off. Every time she posts I just want to say to the bitch, "I hate your fucking guts, get the fuck outa my face and last nor least of all your fucking av is a whore."

Thanks I feel better for telling her that.

You were right, TWISTED

 

[Debbie]

yip that's me. Dictionary definition?

debbiexxx: a slightly strange creature, known to be whimsical but unique and twisted. Expect the unexpected and be aware of their various quirks. Loyal and loving. Make great friends.

 

[sexy-girl]

Teletubbies are another story. But I don't think they have songs. I think all they do is pop up from behind hills and say hi to each other for 30 minutes.

isnt that what we all do here all the time ?

 

[JazzManJim]

lavy doesn't like rick's av.

rick's av makes me horny.

pc has cable and can watch ren & stimpy

jazzmanjim is a pizza hording tease

*harrumph*

Well, that pagancowgirl is only second, alphabetically, in the Lit List of pagans, so what does she know?

And she likes pineapple on her pizzas...that's just wrong.

And those nice guys over in the Nice Guy thread, what's up with that"?

And that Look of Love thread? What wussy-boy, panty-wearing, lite-beer drinking, menthol-cigarette smoking, non-meat-eating puss posted that?

 

[JazzManJim]

isnt that what we all do here all the time ?

I was just thinking that's the description of about four significant threads around here.

I mean <frowns sternly, because this is one of those kind of threads>

 

[Calamity Jane]

*harrumph*

Well, that pagancowgirl is only second, alphabetically, in the Lit List of pagans, so what does she know?

And she likes pineapple on her pizzas...that's just wrong.

And those nice guys over in the Nice Guy thread, what's up with that"?

And that Look of Love thread? What wussy-boy, panty-wearing, lite-beer drinking, menthol-cigarette smoking, non-meat-eating puss posted that?

Jazzmanjim doesn't eat meat????? dammit, i can't fuck a vegetarian.

 

[SimplySouthern]

First of all, Lav wouldn't know a REAL good cop-bad cap routine if the good cap and the bad cop fucked her at the same time.

Second, PC is becoming nicer than he ever was. I just can't get excited by him anymore.

Rick...well, he's a spinoff of the old PC and really, isn't the spinoff usually just a big pile of shit?

Angel isn't posting her rants anymore. I used to get my best cut downs from her.

Ruby isn't getting naked enough to suit me.

The Doc is doing way more interviewing with med centers and less interviewing with me than I would like.

JazzManJim is pimping me out to the Lit nation as a whole and not hoarding me all for himself like a real man should.

The board sucks...it's just not like it used to be.

 

[JazzManJim]

JazzManJim is pimping me out to the Lit nation as a whole and not hoarding me all for himself like a real man should.

The board sucks...it's just not like it used to be.

Yeah..this plae is really getting to suck large.

And that SS lady. Not even stickig around long enough for me to put my Big Daddie Jazzman vibe on her and make her want to stay around a while.

 

[Rick DeVille]

[B.

Rick...well, he's a spinoff of the old PC and really, isn't the spinoff usually just a big pile of shit?

Ruby isn't getting naked enough to suit me.

The board sucks...it's just not like it used to be. [/B]

I feel like a pile of shit today


Ruby, get naked now!


So change it back