Fishing for Newbies

[bridgeburner]

I've been reading Literotica for a couple years now, but only recently started posting with any regularity to the boards. I've seen a few newbies in the past couple weeks and noticed a common lament ---- it can be tough to break in and feel at home.

I've been a member of several different online communities over the past seven years and I've seen what a rough ride newcomers often have. I think experience in various other forums makes me forget that I really am a newbie to the Literotica Boards. Whatever the reason, I've never felt intimidated or unwelcome but I know that can happen. I figured I'd open a bit of a safe haven for the newer and shyer folks to come and be at their ease.

Come tell me a bit about yourself and get to know some folks.


--B

 

[Ezzie]

Hi BB!

I'm not new around here by any means, but, I'm kinda shy and keep to myself. I do like to make new members feel welcome though, so, hello to you and everyone else that has joined recently.

 

[ithaqua]

Hi.

Hi there, and welcome. This is my first on-line community. I like it more or less.

 

[bridgeburner]

Thanks, Ezzie! Nice to meet you. I think I'm gonna PM a couple folks I saw wandering around. Drag 'em in here and make 'em play naked Twister to take the edge off.

 

[bridgeburner]

Good to see you Ithaqua! How did you discover Literotica?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

it can be tough to break in and feel at home.

Two intelligent posts in and you're no longer a newbie. Don't sweat it.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

why? the little bait stealers are too small to filet...

 

[k¡tty]

Welcome to the board, Bridgeburner.








*pinch* Behave broken. ;-P

 

[brokenbrainwave]

*pinch* Behave broken. ;-P

listen dammit. I have not had a smoke in over 48 hours. No patch, no gum, just shakey will power.


pinch me again, and there will be hell to pay!

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Fishing for Newbies

Two intelligent posts in and you're no longer a newbie. Don't sweat it.

For some that's an unreachable pinnacle.

 

[k¡tty]

listen dammit. I have not had a smoke in over 48 hours. No patch, no gum, just shakey will power.


pinch me again, and there will be hell to pay!

You know that's just yer way of begging me to put my hands on you again.



*pinch*

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You know that's just yer way of begging me to put my hands on you again.



*pinch*

excuse the hijack sir.


slap slap biff bam zap konk pow

heh I feel better.

 

[bridgeburner]

Dixon,

Thanks, as Problem Child pointed out that can be a struggle for some. I noticed some idiot bouncing around trying to pee on things a bit ago. What a twerp.



Brokenbrainwave,

Hold fast, man. Try not to psych yourself out about the not smoking thing. If you've decided that you can't have one then it's best not to dwell on it. The more you obsess the more you want to smoke.....or pound somebody. I highly recommend masturbation and a nap.

 

[ithaqua]

Good to see you Ithaqua! How did you discover Literotica?

Drug in by a co-worker.

 

[bridgeburner]

Hiya Kitty! No need to pinch anyone on my account. I'm pretty scratch-resistant. Nice to meet you, though!

 

[k¡tty]

excuse the hijack sir.


slap slap biff bam zap konk pow

heh I feel better.

Yeah but my arse is tender now.



You need to stop taking over peoples threads. *sniff* That's something that I would never do.

 

[bridgeburner]

And did you do the obligatory groveling and kow-towing for turning you onto such a site? Nice co-workers you've got!

A friend of mine from another forum turned me onto Lit. We've formed a secret pervert's bond over it although our tastes in stories run a bit separately. I think it's just comforting to know you're not the only depraved slavering idiot searching for dirty stories on the web........or maybe it should be unsettling thinking of a world full of depraved, slavering porn-addicts?

Nah.

-B

 

[marksgirl]

Drug in by a co-worker.

That Nora is a BAD influence!

 

[ithaqua]

And did you do the obligatory groveling and kow-towing for turning you onto such a site? Nice co-workers you've got!

It's dragging me in, the more I try to fight it, the more it consumes me. It was like tossing me to the wolves.

A friend of mine from another forum turned me onto Lit. We've formed a secret pervert's bond over it although our tastes in stories run a bit separately. I think it's just comforting to know you're not the only depraved slavering idiot searching for dirty stories on the web........or maybe it should be unsettling thinking of a world full of depraved, slavering porn-addicts?

Nah.

-B

Humans will be human, and I kinda like the idea of us all being sick and twisted sex crazed lunatics. It's comforting in a way.

 

[Carp]

listen dammit. I have not had a smoke in over 48 hours. No patch, no gum, just shakey will power.


pinch me again, and there will be hell to pay!

Pinch

Sorry. I just couldn;t resist

 

[ithaqua]

That Nora is a BAD influence!

I didn't know just how bad she was, until I saw her strapon avitar.

But I can't say too much or she will come in here and slap me.

*hides*

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Pinch

Sorry. I just couldn;t resist

listen here you bottom dwelling shit sucking lower than drum on the food taste test...

wait, what was I talking about?

 

[Image]

Good day BB,
What a pleasure to cross paths with you again.

To BBW: I'm one of those little purple fishes that run laughing through your fingers... and I like it! And we may be small but we have voracious appetites!!

 

[Carp]

listen here you bottom dwelling shit sucking lower than drum on the food taste test...

wait, what was I talking about?

LOL.

But then, who eats penguin...and carp are opportunistic ominors- the prefer crustacians and invertabrates. Luckily, penguins live in salty cold water. No Carps to be found there.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

To BBW: I'm one of those little purple fishes that run laughing through your fingers... and I like it! And we may be small but we have voracious appetites!!

I stopped dropping acid years back. I'd have no memory if not for the flashbacks