Fish Fingers

[carsonshepherd]

Forget fish sticks or fingers. I just had some awesome sushi.

 

[Guest]

Forget fish sticks or fingers. I just had some awesome sushi.

*horshack immitation*
O!O!O! Me too, Mr. Kottah!

prease to excuse obscure 70's tv show reference.

 

[NoJo]

Bollocks. One more thing I didn't try in Yorkshire. P.

Your didn't try Yorkshire Bollocks? Shame on your hosts...

 

[NoJo]

Forget fish sticks or fingers. I just had some awesome sushi.

They're only awesome because you're gay.

 

[TheEarl]

<creaking noises and an off-beat shla-thump shla-thump noise>

The Earl slowly comes on stage, limping badly and carrying a carrier bag. A grimace crosses his face every time his bad left leg hits the ground and his hobble's getting steadily worse. He reaches the middle of the stage, where a leather computer chair is sat. He grips the armrest with his free hand and slowly lowers himself into it, gasping as his knees are forced to bend and protesting muscles send bolts of pain through his body. He looks up at the audience and shakily raises the carrier bag.

The Earl: Got them!

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

They're only awesome because you're gay.

There are lots of things that are awesome when you're gay.

 

[matriarch]

<creaking noises and an off-beat shla-thump shla-thump noise>

The Earl slowly comes on stage, limping badly and carrying a carrier bag. A grimace crosses his face every time his bad left leg hits the ground and his hobble's getting steadily worse. He reaches the middle of the stage, where a leather computer chair is sat. He grips the armrest with his free hand and slowly lowers himself into it, gasping as his knees are forced to bend and protesting muscles send bolts of pain through his body. He looks up at the audience and shakily raises the carrier bag.

The Earl: Got them!

The Earl

Good lad!!!

Now you just got to cook 'em.
(wotcha done, sweetie?? Why all the pain? One too many tackles??)

 

[English Lady]

Fish fingers....mmm and I have some in the freezer....I sense supper on the horizon......


Lou..My beth isn't into much kiddie food either,she hates chips and beans and her favourite meals are spaghetti bolognese, chicken and mash, cottage pie,cornedbeef hash and mummy's hotpot She does like the odd fish finger or chicken nugget though and is a big sausage fan. We had homemade sausage casserole for tea and it was gooooood

 

[TheEarl]

There are lots of things that are awesome when you're gay.

I feel a song coming on.

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

I feel a song coming on.

The Earl

I have "How do treat a problem like Ma-RI-ah?" running around my brain right now.

 

[Guest]

I have "How do treat a problem like Ma-RI-ah?" running around my brain right now.

are you sure its not "happy talk" from south pacific?

 

[Guest]

I've got pigging Dancing Queen doing the rounds.

 

[Guest]

Your didn't try Yorkshire Bollocks? Shame on your hosts...

You pervy lad. O, alright then, I had a pair. Don't ask.

 

[SlickTony]

I don't get it, this thing about fish sticks. It strikes me as the sort of thing that gives fish a bad name, just as American cheese helps to give America a bad name, and don't let's swerve into America's foreign policy. Now, sushi I can always get into.

And what are Yorkshire bollocks anyway?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've been trying for several hours to come up with the words to a song.

It's set to the tune of "When You're Strange" by the Doors

Except it's "When You're Gay."

But extemporaneous song lyrics are not my forte, and all the ones I came up with made me laugh hysterically but would probably offend everyone else and make me hated worldwide.

So maybe someone else can get the ball rolling.

 

[Kate.E]

'People are Strange'

 

[carsonshepherd]

'People are Strange'

Thassright. I'm