First World Problems

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don't have time to help my online sub cum,

because I have to go pay the rent on my mini-storage unit that is stuffed with things I bought but never use.




NOTE:
Sharing credit with the Mash Monster again.
You so totally rock, dude.

 

[LusterMunky]

You sure start a lot of threads.

 

[may_I_please]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o4ysELTvxq4/UvNTeXri7NI/AAAAAAAAEjs/u0x7xchwnv0/s1600/IG_06-02-2014-First-World-Problems-1.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o4ysELTvxq4/UvNTeXri7NI/AAAAAAAAEjs/u0x7xchwnv0/s1600/IG_06-02-2014-First-World-Problems-1.jpg

***DEAD***

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You sure start a lot of threads.

I don't do it on purpose.

they just come to me.

 

[LusterMunky]

I don't do it on purpose.

they just come to me.

Is my joke getting old yet?

Prolly so.

Start all the threads you desire, they are always fun.

 

[elli1]

http://s27.postimg.org/95tgfpz3n/cbf3d60509cded71ad3e6fec272d3f4005c1c1a6901b705d.jpg



just kidding

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My penis. WAY too big.

 

[ydahecnot]

They forgot to put the extra cheese on my pizza

 

[MSH2]

They forgot to put the extra cheese on my pizza

Now that you mention it, my kebab has onion in it. Specifically said no onions.

Also really attractive lesbians in the chippie. Not so much a problem as a ........... perk

 

[ydahecnot]

My phone's only at four dots

 

[Iceprincess12]

https://i.imgflip.com/7c2q.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

I want a snack, but my mom bought Little Debbie, not Hostess

 

[Aquagal]

My phone's only at four dots

I don't even know what a dot is.

 

[MSH2]

I have a bottle of wine and glasses, but what I lack is a corkscrew

 

[ydahecnot]

I don't even know what a dot is.

On an iPhone4, showing level of reception

 

[elli1]

if i finish my degree, i'll have to get a job

 

[ydahecnot]

I want some wine, but my sommelier is on vacation.

 

[elli1]

i need to pee, but i don't wanna get out of my comfortable bed

 

[MSH2]

i need to pee, but i don't wanna get out of my comfortable bed

That can be a third world problem too

 

[elli1]

That can be a third world problem too

 

[DesEsseintes]

I have a bottle of wine and glasses, but what I lack is a corkscrew

Use a sabre, man!

 

[MSH2]

Use a sabre, man!

doesnt work on wine bottles, only works on champagne because of the pressure the bottle's under

 

[Iceprincess12]

http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/First-World-Problems-Girl-Tosses-Food-Wrapper-Wile-Cooking.jpg

I do this all the time!

 

[ydahecnot]

I want sex, but the escort service doesn't take Discover.