First Trolls Now Elves?????

[Rhys]

What the hell is going on? I am expecting Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to come prancing through any minute. I also expect that if I pick up any of the faeries, they might bite me. Sprites and Angels are okay, but if the attack of killer lawn gnomes is next, you'll find me hiding behind the fort I made of pink plastic flamingos.

 

[Rhys]

Btw: I trimmed the fort in Christmas lights, and one of those aluminum Christmas trees and low and behold I won first place in the yard decorating contest

Snoopy eat your heart out.

 

[Mia62]

gnomes would make amelia very happy tho.

 

[x-mas angel]

Angels only bite with love.

:love bites: for Rhys.

 

[MischievousSprite]

Holiday 's for Rhys!

 

[Rhys]

Ouch! Hey! That tickles....oof...muummmmmphft....





















help!

 

[Naughty Elf]

Have you ever had an elf?

You are nice.

 

[Rhys]

Have you ever had an elf?

You are nice.

Y'know there was this time up in Colorado where this chick with really pointy ears said she'd lost her way and her reindeer needed some help...



So are you NE...so are you.

 

[Rhys]

Elf Orgy!

 

[scylis]

you got a problem with elves?

 

[Summery]

Oh, you have been up to no good. ;-)

 

[Sillyman]

Where are the orcs? I need my homeboyz.

 

[scylis]

Where are the orcs? I need my homeboyz.

Fellowship represent! biotch.

 

[Sillyman]

Straight.

 

[Rhys]

Or something.

 

[Sillyman]

Or something.

Or something

 

[MischievousSprite]

<puts a Charlie Brown Christmas tree near the fort>

Damn balls hanging heavy again!

Holiday 's

 

[Rhys]

You hear about the Chinese Christmas tree? HyungHungLow....

Oh...

that

was

awful!

 

[Sillyman]

So I was in Wal-Mart with my mom, and we are shopping for holiday decorations.

She says to me, "We need some ...". I fail to understand the last part.

"What?"

"..." She says.

"What?" I ask again.

"sss" She hisses, and this time lower than before.

"WHAT?" I ask for the thrid time.

"WE NEED BALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS! NOW QUITE MAKING ME SCREAM BALLS IN WAL-MART!

 

[Rhys]

LOL

Do you remember the yack's bak's Silly? Those were real fun to fuck with about 4am...

we'd roll in there for toilet paper or something and naturally end up in the toys, and me mates and I would take every single one of those damned things and whisper into the recievers...

"Don't buy me, I'm defective"

 

[Rhys]

OY!

 

[glamorilla]

can i be the eighth dwarf horny?