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[AtFirstSight]

Their loss

meh..mine, actually. But that's okay.

 

[rootsfan]

ha ha ha..you're so funny

Now shut up and do me.

Why can't I have a date that goes like this?

 

[needaminx]

meh..mine, actually. But that's okay.

How can one console you?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Why can't I have a date that goes like this?

because then you would become enraptured and leave us here without your lovely presence?

 

[rootsfan]

because then you would become enraptured and leave us here without your lovely presence?

My loveliness wouldn't go anywhere. Hey, even an enraptured guy's gotta do some perving now and again.

 

[AtFirstSight]

My loveliness wouldn't go anywhere. Hey, even an enraptured guy's gotta do some perving now and again.

true enough

 

[AtFirstSight]

How can one console you?

Build me a box-house to live in for when I'm homeless.

 

[jeepman6]

meh..mine, actually. But that's okay.

You're definitely handling it very well.

 

[rootsfan]

Build me a box-house to live in for when I'm homeless.

I've got a queen-size bed with an open spot. I won't even make you stay handcuffed to it during the day--well, except on the weekends.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I've got a queen-size bed with an open spot. I won't even make you stay handcuffed to it during the day--well, except on the weekends.

ooo handcuffs..maybe I could start a prostitution ring out of your bathroom? Once I get one of those Chicago higher-ups I'll sue him and then I'm set for life.

 

[rootsfan]

ooo handcuffs..maybe I could start a prostitution ring out of your bathroom? Once I get one of those Chicago higher-ups I'll sue him and then I'm set for life.

Um, my bathroom's a wee bit small for such a ring. But wait, your ship has come in!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html

 

[AtFirstSight]

Um, my bathroom's a wee bit small for such a ring. But wait, your ship has come in!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html

I love that it says cats are okay. As if a cat is going to stay confined to the bathroom. And how does one get from outside into the bathroom, since she says she doesn't want the person walking through the living room and such? Perhaps there is a window in the bathroom?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Watching friends in their relationships make me not want one.

 

[Rawhide_101]

Watching friends in their relationships make me not want one.

Relationships are like babies . . . cute for a little while, but its ALWAYS great when you can give them back.

 

[jeepman6]

Watching friends in their relationships make me not want one.

Watching friends in theirs can actually be a plus....shows you what NOT to do.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Relationships are like babies . . . cute for a little while, but its ALWAYS great when you can give them back.

haha nice comparison. I think my problem is that I dislike babies...I like toddlers or older. But you cant get the latter without dealing with the former for a while.

 

[Rawhide_101]

haha nice comparison. I think my problem is that I dislike babies...I like toddlers or older. But you cant get the latter without dealing with the former for a while.

That's why its good to have 'friends' . . . . friends with children AND friends with benefits!

 

[AtFirstSight]

That's why its good to have 'friends' . . . . friends with children AND friends with benefits!

Yeeaaah but sometimes friends with benefits isn't enough.

 

[rootsfan]

I love that it says cats are okay. As if a cat is going to stay confined to the bathroom. And how does one get from outside into the bathroom, since she says she doesn't want the person walking through the living room and such? Perhaps there is a window in the bathroom?

Hey, it's New York. For $400 a month, people will gladly come in through the bathroom window.

 

[Rawhide_101]

Yeeaaah but sometimes friends with benefits isn't enough.

Will a caring, intelligent, respectful and single friend, who is looking for the same as you, be considered a 'friend with benefts?'

 

[AtFirstSight]

Will a caring, intelligent, respectful and single friend, who is looking for the same as you, be considered a 'friend with benefits?'

If we were dating then they wouldn't be. If we were just fucking then, yes, friends with benefits.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hey, it's New York. For $400 a month, people will gladly come in through the bathroom window.

I'm more of a Chicago person.

 

[Rawhide_101]

If we were dating then they wouldn't be. If we were just fucking then, yes, friends with benefits.

Can you "fuck", spend time together, enjoy events together, cuddle on the couch, etc. and still be 'friends with benefits?'

 

[Rawhide_101]

If we were dating then they wouldn't be. If we were just fucking then, yes, friends with benefits.

Or maybe . . . you have had bad luck with guys and haven't found the right one . . . ?????

Just an obervation . . .

 

[rootsfan]

I'm more of a Chicago person.

Smart girl. *dangles handcuffs*