First Timer

[ohwhynot]

clothed or unclothed you're friggin adorable!

 

[rootsfan]

*gasp*

I gave someone a lap-dance. Mind you it was clothed.

Whoa, what? Details, please...

 

[Faime]

*gasp*

I gave someone a lap-dance. Mind you it was clothed.

Lap dance you say?

 

[RPM_Luvs_Feet]

sexy..........

 

[EndCredits]

*gasp*

I gave someone a lap-dance. Mind you it was clothed.

Oooh, I want to hear about it too. Spare no details, and make me jealous.

 

[QSco]

mmmmmm. Lapdance.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oooh, I want to hear about it too. Spare no details, and make me jealous.

Oh I just shoved my ass in her lap/chest and shook it for all I was worth.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Oh I just shoved my ass in her lap/chest and shook it for all I was worth.

You shook her lap/chest for all it was worth? How much did that turn out to be?

 

[AtFirstSight]

You shook her lap/chest for all it was worth? How much did that turn out to be?

Not very much. Cheap ho.

 

[rootsfan]

Not very much. Cheap ho.

Oh, I don't know. I'm betting a lot of quarters could be bounced off that tight tush of yours.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, I don't know. I'm betting a lot of quarters could be bounced off that tight tush of yours.

That sounds like it might hurt.

 

[rootsfan]

That sounds like it might hurt.

If you'd rather, I'm sure your tush has its pleasurable uses, too.

 

[AtFirstSight]

If you'd rather, I'm sure your tush has its pleasurable uses, too.

Right now it kind of hurts. From dancing, I think.

 

[rootsfan]

Right now it kind of hurts. From dancing, I think.

Dancing like you've never danced before? *cue music*

Well then, a massage might be in order.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Dancing like you've never danced before? *cue music*

Well then, a massage might be in order.

With me..a massage is alllllways in order. Mmmm

 

[rootsfan]

With me..a massage is alllllways in order. Mmmm

*flexing hands* I'd take my time, too. As much as I'd be tempted to go straight to the naughty bits, I think it would be better if I just... narrowly...avoided them.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*flexing hands* I'd take my time, too. As much as I'd be tempted to go straight to the naughty bits, I think it would be better if I just... narrowly...avoided them.

Is that a shot at my small chest???

kidding That sounds delicious.

 

[PiratePrince]

Is that a shot at my small chest???

kidding That sounds delicious.

I for one would love to aim a shot at your chest.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I for one would love to aim a shot at your chest.

That's hot.

 

[PiratePrince]

That's hot.

Heh. I'm relieved at your response. I figured that remark could get me slapped, but I simply didn't have the willpower not to post it.

 

[rootsfan]

Is that a shot at my small chest???

kidding That sounds delicious.

Yes, I daresay it would be delicious. And eventually, I'm sure I'd discover the same about you.

 

[rootsfan]

That's hot.

Hmm, I've ruminated on that.

 

[EndCredits]

Oh I just shoved my ass in her lap/chest and shook it for all I was worth.

Aww. I was hoping for something that involved dudes. Get you some, girl!

With me..a massage is alllllways in order. Mmmm

I've heard that I give good ones.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I've heard that I give good ones.

tease!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hmm, I've ruminated on that.

Funny...I have, too.