First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, don't forget I'm 6'5", I could still move you around some.

No sexing the sleeping! Not until morning anyway...

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I love forking. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

I know your not kidding. I'd love to give you the whole flatware drawer!

 

[rootsfan]

No sexing the sleeping! Not until morning anyway...

Oh, I'd be polite enough to smack your ass and wake you up first.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I know your not kidding. I'd love to give you the whole flatware drawer!

ooooo big spender

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, I'd be polite enough to smack your ass and wake you up first.

Men

 

[Chris3798]

Yea, what little I have

There's enough...

 

[quietlyhorny]

Had enough so-so for the rest of my life.

You should never settle for so-so..

Someone who is oh-so is far better calibre than so-so

 

[SirPhun1]

If I bow y'all are just going to look at my ass.

and the problem with that would be??????

 

[AtFirstSight]

and the problem with that would be??????

Oh nothing at alll

 

[rootsfan]

Men

Hush, you'd love it.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hush, you'd love it.

Just like I loved my "fling" texting me today

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Just like I loved my "fling" texting me today

Was it whiney and stilted and awkward?! 'Cause those are THE BEST!

 

[strictly]

very nice, an authentic type of sexy. Genuine. good for you.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Was it whiney and stilted and awkward?! 'Cause those are THE BEST!

It was just random and stupid, since he told me to fuck off. I told him he was like a yeast infection that just kept coming back

 

[AtFirstSight]

very nice, an authentic type of sexy. Genuine. good for you.

thank you

 

[rootsfan]

Just like I loved my "fling" texting me today

Ouch, sorry 'bout that. Here, I offer silliness to brighten your evening:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

 

[AtFirstSight]

This already brightened my evening;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLiCNS86ZYo&feature=related

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

It was just random and stupid, since he told me to fuck off. I told him he was like a yeast infection that just kept coming back

Did you let him know about the burning and itching that accompany his arrival?

 

[rootsfan]

This already brightened my evening;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLiCNS86ZYo&feature=related

Sweet. Perfect music for it, too, I still love that song.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Did you let him know about the burning and itching that accompany his arrival?

He's not worth explaining it to.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sweet. Perfect music for it, too, I still love that song.

*sigh* I just watched it again. Simply amazing. So it is with a smile on my face that I'm going to go to bed.

Night boooys (and girls)

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

He's not worth explaining it to.

True dat. And other crazy street slang that the kids are using!

 

[tedybehr]

Yeaah. I want somebody else's fingers working on me, though.

You saying that has to be the hottest thing I've heard in a long time and believe me, I've heard some hot stuff on Lit lately.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

settlin'

With all of your assets there's no reason to! (physical and not)

 

[OGME]

Ouch, sorry 'bout that. Here, I offer silliness to brighten your evening:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Good grief, that is genius!