First Timer

[Cadoras]

But you just spelled favorite with a u. That definitely gives you favorite points Mmmm british accent...

*Sneaks in and tickles the Atfirlicious one!*

Evening and stuffs!

Just thought I'd drop by and say Hi....

*Huggles you and smiles*

Psssssst! I spell it with a u too... But, I have the Australian accent.... *Nods*

 

[jello_man]

yummy

 

[Street Dog]

But you just spelled favorite with a u. That definitely gives you favorite points Mmmm british accent...

I also say 'colour' and 'labour', and often use an 's' where you would use a 'z'. I also use 'wanker' as a term of abuse, whereas you use it on the Simpsons. Is that getting you hot under the collar too?

However, as I've told you before, my accent is more Bob Hoskins and Ray Winstone than Jude Law.

 

[Dragonfly54]

It's all good.

 

[EndCredits]

But you just spelled favorite with a u. That definitely gives you favorite points Mmmm british accent...

What's that? Accent, you say? I'm toutally British. I ounly listen tou the Sex Pistouls and the Roulling Stounes.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I also say 'colour' and 'labour', and often use an 's' where you would use a 'z'. I also use 'wanker' as a term of abuse, whereas you use it on the Simpsons. Is that getting you hot under the collar too?

However, as I've told you before, my accent is more Bob Hoskins and Ray Winstone than Jude Law.

Bob Hoskins is from Suffolk. Ralph Fiennes is from Suffolk. Does that mean you sound like Ralph? Because honestly I think he's bloody perfect.

 

[AtFirstSight]

What's that? Accent, you say? I'm toutally British. I ounly listen tou the Sex Pistouls and the Roulling Stounes.

You're British and I'm Hugh Grant.

 

[Street Dog]

Bob Hoskins is from Suffolk. Ralph Fiennes is from Suffolk. Does that mean you sound like Ralph? Because honestly I think he's bloody perfect.

'Fraid not, Hoskins was only born in Suffolk because that's where his mother was evacuated to during the War, he was raised in London (not far from me) and accordingly has a working class London accent, as do I. Ralph Fiennes comes from a wealthier background, he and Hoskins sound as different from each other as Edward Norton and someone from south Boston do, even though they're both from New England.

 

[AtFirstSight]

has a working class London accent, as do I. .

Sounds sexy enough to me...

 

[AtFirstSight]

I figured it out, all by myself! After much thought and, um, research, I have figured out what the sexiest thing is about AFS.

It's not her ass, as heavenly as it is.

It's not her legs, though they invite long, slooooooow exploration with hands, lips and tongue.

It's not her breasts, even if they do beg to be licked, nibbled and fondled before, during, and after any encounter with her.

It's not her sense of humor, quick and biting as it may be.

It's not her intelligence, though that is obvious in her posts, that's just too trite.

It's not her innate sense of the attractive quality of everyday goofiness, though I've never heard of, let alone met, another woman who can legitimately transform the cooking of a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon into foreplay.

It's a combination of her shyness in life and flat-out sex bomb status here on lit - imagine walking through her place of work or study, and missing her entirely because you're too fixated on whatever sorority barbie doll (fake tits and empty heads - I think that qualifies for the title) is nearby - you'd miss her, never knowing all you had to do was take a serious look around at your surroundings, notice her for what she is and can be to you, and muster the courage to start a conversation. Then, presuming you had what it takes to capture and keep her attention, you'd be setting yourself up for an experience that one can only imagine would be mind-blowing.

But if her posts are to be believed, people miss that every day! All they'd have to do is look in her eyes and I'm sure they'd get enough of a clue to warrant a second look and a shy "hello," but apparently nobody does! Nobody gets to see the wild, unapologetically lustful temptress we get to see daily.

WE get to see it, and we know what lurks beneath the surface, and that, friends and neighbors, is hot as hell.

And one last thing - Rocket ships are indeed fast when blue.

That is the 2nd nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. And it's definitely the longest. Thank you

 

[bouncer225]

That is the 2nd nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. And it's definitely the longest. Thank you

*SIGH* I suppose I'll settle for second-best given the lack of british accent or, you know, actually knowing you. Glad it gave you a smile.

 

[EndCredits]

You're British and I'm Hugh Grant.

Great. I've jerked off to Hugh Grant. That totally ruins my day.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Great. I've jerked off to Hugh Grant. That totally ruins my day.

It nearly ruins mine, too..

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hmmm hmmm hmmmm... no pics make MacGuff a bored boy.

Pfft..I'm sure that you have other pics to look at. If nothing else, go look at shoe pictures.

 

[MacGuffinn]

I'm not sure if I can anymore. It might crack a smile.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm not sure if I can anymore. It might crack a smile.

It? Your cock? You? Or the picture of shoes?

You're so confusing...must be why I keep you around.

 

[MacGuffinn]

It? Your cock? You? Or the picture of shoes?

You're so confusing...must be why I keep you around.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

 

[EndCredits]

It nearly ruins mine, too..

*quizzical stare*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Green leaves against a clear blue sky. Not much tops that.

Except maybe singing along with Chris Daughtry and annoying the piss out of your housemates

 

[Street Dog]

Green leaves against a clear blue sky. Not much tops that.

Except maybe singing along with Chris Daughtry and annoying the piss out of your housemates

1) Who's Chris Daughtry?

2) *lick*

 

[AtFirstSight]

1) Who's Chris Daughtry?

2) *lick*

1) He was on American Idol. He sings rock.

2) *squirm*

 

[EndCredits]

Yay! She's back!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yay! She's back!

She's going to be dead by the time this paper gets written.

 

[rootsfan]

Green leaves against a clear blue sky. Not much tops that.

Except maybe singing along with Chris Daughtry and annoying the piss out of your housemates

Doesn't he call himself "Daughtry"? Like he's earned the single-name thing or something.

Much, much more importantly, that's a fabulous picture. Gawd, you have gorgeous--well, everything, but in particular, I'm talking about your hands this time. Long, graceful fingers...oh, the places I've imagined them...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Doesn't he call himself "Daughtry"? Like he's earned the single-name thing or something.

Much, much more importantly, that's a fabulous picture. Gawd, you have gorgeous--well, everything, but in particular, I'm talking about your hands this time. Long, graceful fingers...oh, the places I've imagined them...

I think it is 'Daughtry' now haha. And hey, compared to all of the other American Idol people, he's doing 3rd best. He didn't even win. Who did win that season? Taylor Hicks? Yeaaah, where is he, anyway?

My fingers are pretty long. I should've played violin or piano. Alas, I only play with myself.