First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

I really cant blame you there. Never liked those bastards.

Yeah, well, you keep it up and I just may have to spank you with my spatula.

Ooh..the baster could make a nice play whip

 

[AtFirstSight]

That is definitely good enough for me. The thoughts running through my head right now...

oh! I'm good at this game. Let me guess..you're thinking about chickens running through a corn maze on D-day!

 

[Hocky9377]

Ooh..the baster could make a nice play whip

I prefer the wisk for the whip. The springs on the handle give it that whip-like action. And the wires leave some nice little marks on the bare skin.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I prefer the wisk for the whip. The springs on the handle give it that whip-like action. And the wires leave some nice little marks on the bare skin.

Hmm you're right. So would the meat tenderizer..but I think that's for advanced BSDM along with the potato masher.

 

[mattdchef]

did you say tease a chef who is a red sox fan?
checks...yep i am both
tease away...
lovely pics as always afs

 

[EndCredits]

oh! I'm good at this game. Let me guess..you're thinking about chickens running through a corn maze on D-day!

Close, but not quite. It was just a normal night, not D-day.

 

[tallguy78]

I dont have a vball uniform anymore :/ I just have this

That's what I remembered my high-school volleyball team wearing...must've been a good dream

 

[AtFirstSight]

Close, but not quite. It was just a normal night, not D-day.

damn! I added that as an afterthought, too. *throws the magic 8ball out the window* Fucker doesn't work.

 

[Hocky9377]

Hmm you're right. So would the meat tenderizer..but I think that's for advanced BSDM along with the potato masher.

Havent used the meat tenderizer yet. The sharp ends would be just too painful. And the name would make my "meat" run and hide.

I think you're wrong about the spud masher, though. Could be used quite nicely on the nipples with just a tiny hint of pressure.

Wow! I just realized that I have a lot of time on my hands to be thinking of this shit.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That's what I remembered my high-school volleyball team wearing...must've been a good dream

lol what would they be wearing in a nightmare?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Havent used the meat tenderizer yet. The sharp ends would be just too painful. And the name would make my "meat" run and hide.

I think you're wrong about the spud masher, though. Could be used quite nicely on the nipples with just a tiny hint of pressure.

Wow! I just realized that I have a lot of time on my hands to be thinking of this shit.

Nah, everyone thinks about what kitchen appliances could be used in order to stimulate specific body parts... *finds Hockey a hobby*

 

[EndCredits]

damn! I added that as an afterthought, too. *throws the magic 8ball out the window* Fucker doesn't work.

You got caught up on "signs point to yes" didn't you? It's not a direct "yes".

 

[Hocky9377]

Nah, everyone thinks about what kitchen appliances could be used in order to stimulate specific body parts... *finds Hockey a hobby*

Well, its nice to see that Im not alone in these thoughts.
*wonders what the hobby AFS finds for me*

 

[AtFirstSight]

You got caught up on "signs point to yes" didn't you? It's not a direct "yes".

Aww I can't even understand an 8ball!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, its nice to see that Im not alone in these thoughts.
*wonders what the hobby AFS finds for me*

how about pic critiquing. you go through my thread and be my Roger Ebert.

 

[Hocky9377]

how about pic critiquing. you go through my thread and be my Roger Ebert.

Hmmm. . .The best idea I have heard in a long time. Though, I have already done that. And they are all. . .how can I put this?. . .FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!

 

[tallguy78]

lol what would they be wearing in a nightmare?

Probably burlaps sacks & chains, I'll let you know when I dream it

 

[EndCredits]

Aww I can't even understand an 8ball!

It's okay. I'll comfort you.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Probably burlaps sacks & chains, I'll let you know when I dream it

Good! I like to be updated on these sorts of matters

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hmmm. . .The best idea I have heard in a long time. Though, I have already done that. And they are all. . .how can I put this?. . .FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!

shh! Jesus wept, what are you trying to do get me killed?

You're supposed to be Ebert. Only Siskel would've been that enthusiastic and he's dead. Bad boy.

 

[Hocky9377]

shh! Jesus wept, what are you trying to do get me killed?

You're supposed to be Ebert. Only Siskel would've been that enthusiastic and he's dead. Bad boy.

Sorry. I tried to tone it down, too.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sorry. I tried to tone it down, too.

silly

 

[Hocky9377]

silly

But, honestly, I dont think you will find one person who would disagree with me, either.

 

[AtFirstSight]

But, honestly, I dont think you will find one person who would disagree with me, either.

I'm sure that I could. I've been called less than pretty many times

 

[Hocky9377]

I'm sure that I could. I've been called less than pretty many times

Im sure they were referring to some not-so-pretty girl that happened to be standing behind you at the time. Either that or they are blind.