First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Sweetie did that invite come from me? If it did and I missed a response then I will let you give whatever punishment you see fit

lol no, wasn't you. Though you have offered to do quite a few things on a number of occasions And we'll let you do the punishing.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Come on now, this is Literotica. Any self-respecting spammer would post porn!

Aww but it's my first spammer! *crouches down and beckons for it*

it ran awaaaaay.

Anyway, gotta sleep. Night all

 

[jeepman6]

lol no, wasn't you. Though you have offered to do quite a few things on a number of occasions And we'll let you do the punishing.

Forget the we sweetie. Make it me and we've got a deal

 

[Hocky9377]

You know, when it comes to grilled cheese, it dont gotta be perfect. Hell, even if it was burned badly and mangled looking..I'd eat it (happily, even.)

No one likes a burnt grilled cheese. Besides, I spent all this time perfecting it for you.

 

[AtFirstSight]

No one likes a burnt grilled cheese. Besides, I spent all this time perfecting it for you.

Well in that caaase. Hand it over

 

[rootsfan]

Aww but it's my first spammer! *crouches down and beckons for it*

it ran awaaaaay.

Anyway, gotta sleep. Night all

Oh dear, are you frightening things away again? Come hither, I shall comfort you.

 

[sammy 2006]

????

wheres little sexy AFS tonight??????

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh dear, are you frightening things away again? Come hither, I shall comfort you.

Does comforting me involve a back rub?

 

[jeepman6]

Does comforting me involve a back rub?

should ALWAYS include a back rub

 

[CicatrixESP]

Does comforting me involve a back rub?

I'll rub you and marinade you if it was your pleasure...which, of course, it probably isn't, but hey...I'm weird.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'll rub you and marinade you if it was your pleasure...which, of course, it probably isn't, but hey...I'm weird.

If I were a chicken it might be...

 

[CicatrixESP]

If I were a chicken it might be...

lol...you certainly are not that.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

If I were a chicken it might be...

What about just wearing a chicken suit? Covered in B-B-Q sauce?

 

[AtFirstSight]

What about just wearing a chicken suit? Covered in B-B-Q sauce?

and why would I be doing that?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

and why would I be doing that?

I think the real question is why WOULDN'T you be doing that?!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I think the real question is why WOULDN'T you be doing that?!

You know me too well.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

You know me too well.

Totally. You love turnips, hate cream cheese and have been known to yodel.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Totally. You love turnips, hate cream cheese and have been known to yodel.

wrong, right, eh..sometimes

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

wrong, right, eh..sometimes

I got one right?! Man I'm good!

 

[CicatrixESP]

Man, how I regret bringing up this whole marinade business...to be honest, champagne and some tunes and no sex, just good conversation would do it for me.

 

[jeepman6]

Man, how I regret bringing up this whole marinade business...to be honest, champagne and some tunes and no sex, just good conversation would do it for me.

ya have to have the sex

 

[rootsfan]

Does comforting me involve a back rub?

But of course! Shoulders, back, and...points south.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

I find this hard to believe

Well come on over! You'd certainly find something hard, and you can play with it 'til you believe.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Hm. I'm hungry all of a sudden.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I wish I knew someone with a sammich connection!