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[kidthor]

You know, with a name like BradBigBrain, I would almost imagine that you were my ex b/f. But he was way too unsexual to be on this site.

The thought of you with an unsexual person just does not compute.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Somehow that thought's going to make me sleep a lot better at night.

You better not be getting sarcastic on me

 

[AtFirstSight]

too much

with a pencil?

 

[kidthor]

You better not be getting sarcastic on me

No seriously. I don't like to mix my sexual innuendo and my arts and crafts. I'm peculiar that way.

 

[Faime]

with a pencil?

maybe

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

the image of a penis trying to cultivate land is going to be with me for a looooong time. Thank you

He's just plowing a long, golden furrow of firm yet yielding soil...seperating under the stiff pressure...deep, penetrating...

 

[BradBigBrain]

You know, with a name like BradBigBrain, I would almost imagine that you were my ex b/f. But he was way too unsexual to be on this site.

Love, I am definitely not unsexual. So, no ex-bf here!

 

[AtFirstSight]

No seriously. I don't like to mix my sexual innuendo and my arts and crafts. I'm peculiar that way.

Kind of how I only like to have missionary style sex on Sundays of between 1-5pm?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Love, I am definitely not unsexual. So, no ex-bf here!

Love, huh? how very British (and thus, sexy) of you

 

[AtFirstSight]

maybe

YES!! I got a maybe *sharpens her pencil*

 

[Faime]

YES!! I got a maybe *sharpens her pencil*

So mean to me!

 

[AtFirstSight]

He's just plowing a long, golden furrow of firm yet yielding soil...seperating under the stiff pressure...deep, penetrating...

You have very unusual humor. It floats my boat.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Love, huh? how very British (and thus, sexy) of you

I just love the term of endearment, love. Not British. Sorry to burst your bubble.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I just love the term of endearment, love. Not British. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Nothing's bursting on this end. Still sounded British..

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

You have very unusual humor. It floats my boat.

What? You don't see farming like that? Sometimes I watch them plow a field for hours, just spanking away in my car...

 

[kidthor]

Kind of how I only like to have missionary style sex on Sundays of between 1-5pm?

Ok...just to satisfy my curiosity do you mean that you only have missionary sex and only on Sunday's between 1 and 5PM or do you mean that Sundays between 1 and 5PM is the only time you copulate in the missionary position and all other hours of Sunday and every other day of the week you're all kinds of freaky and kinky and hanging from the chandelier or maybe ass out the car window while a steady line of midgets dressed in nun's habits slap your ass and talk filthy to you?

 

[AtFirstSight]

What? You don't see farming like that? Sometimes I watch them plow a field for hours, just spanking away in my car...

I would love if that were true.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Nothing's bursting on this end. Still sounded British..

:lol:

Nothing's bursting, yet?


How about a fake British accent?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ok...just to satisfy my curiosity do you mean that you only have missionary sex and only on Sunday's between 1 and 5PM or do you mean that Sundays between 1 and 5PM is the only time you copulate in the missionary position and all other hours of Sunday and every other day of the week you're all kinds of freaky and kinky and hanging from the chandelier or maybe ass out the car window while a steady line of midgets dressed in nun's habits slap your ass and talk filthy to you?

It was supposed to say 'or' between 1-5. So on Sundays or any other day between 1-5.

But I did stick my butt up against the window on the way home from a recent road trip! I got a thumbs up from a married guy

 

[AtFirstSight]

:lol:

Nothing's bursting, yet?


How about a fake British accent?

I'm an American..of course I'll take the fake version. I'll even love the fake version, and beg for it.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Ok...just to satisfy my curiosity do you mean that you only have missionary sex and only on Sunday's between 1 and 5PM or do you mean that Sundays between 1 and 5PM is the only time you copulate in the missionary position and all other hours of Sunday and every other day of the week you're all kinds of freaky and kinky and hanging from the chandelier or maybe ass out the car window while a steady line of midgets dressed in nun's habits slap your ass and talk filthy to you?

Jeez, everyone knows midget day is Tuesday...that's when they get their union day off from the circus, and the costume shop discounts midget sized habits. It's like you don't know anything!

 

[kidthor]

It was supposed to say 'or' between 1-5. So on Sundays or any other day between 1-5.

But I did stick my butt up against the window on the way home from a recent road trip! I got a thumbs up from a married guy

Choose your own reply:

1) A thumb up where?

2)I hope you washed the ass print of your window.

 

[kidthor]

...and you really didn't answer the question. Just sayin'.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm an American..of course I'll take the fake version. I'll even love the fake version, and beg for it.

Ok, love. I'd make you beg for it -- and the British accent, as well. It would be quite smashing.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Choose your own reply:

1) A thumb up where?

2)I hope you washed the ass print of your window.

I was wearing my pants. If I'd done it bare-assed the poor guy would've driven off the road and into a tree.