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[AtFirstSight]

then none for him!

2 for me!None for YOU

 

[rootsfan]

Gold stars are so fucking overdone. Give me a good ass fuck. You know, something that my first grade teacher didn't give me. (he only liked reverse cowgirl)

Lucky for him they don't let first-grade students write teacher reviews, I suppose.

I remember PM'ing you on this very subject (an ass fuck, not teachers) quite a while ago, but since you're flat-out asking for one, who am I to say no? This will require a good deal of foreplay, but I'm glad to provide.

 

[EndCredits]

That's all you had to say. Fuck me, please.

With pleasure, ma'am. Will discussing serial commas and dangling modifiers while I pound you make you more or less turned on?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Lucky for him they don't let first-grade students write teacher reviews, I suppose.

I remember PM'ing you on this very subject (an ass fuck, not teachers) quite a while ago, but since you're flat-out asking for one, who am I to say no? This will require a good deal of foreplay, but I'm glad to provide.

Oh, no foreplay needed. I actually fist myself daily.

*shudders at the thought (I've got big hands)*

 

[rootsfan]

2 for me!None for YOU

Ah, you're so good to me, AFS. A right sugar mama, you are.

 

[AtFirstSight]

With pleasure, ma'am. Will discussing serial commas and dangling modifiers while I pound you make you more or less turned on?

I dont know what those are..but if you would recite the helping verbs, that would be totally hot.

am is are was were be been being can could do does did...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ah, you're so good to me, AFS. A right sugar mama, you are.

no way jose..if anything you can be my sugar daddy.

I'll even call you daddy if you throw in a Mercedes with the lake-front apartment.

 

[rootsfan]

Oh, no foreplay needed. I actually fist myself daily.

*shudders at the thought (I've got big hands)*

I assumed you weren't serious, but it's good that you confirmed it. The whole fisting business does nothin' for me. A tall, beautiful, smart-ass woman, on the other hand, totally puts the starch in my shorts.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

no way jose..if anything you can be my sugar daddy.

I'll even call you daddy if you throw in a Mercedes with the lake-front apartment.

Is that all it takes? Come on, you can do better than that!

 

[EndCredits]

I dont know what those are..but if you would recite the helping verbs, that would be totally hot.

am is are was were be been being can could do does did...

Ah. I didn't know what those were until you mentioned them. Obviously, we need to teach each other grammar while we ball. And there WILL be extra credit.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I assumed you weren't serious, but it's good that you confirmed it. The whole fisting business does nothin' for me. A tall, beautiful, smart-ass woman, on the other hand, totally puts the starch in my shorts.

Oh baby, I wouldn't put starch in your shorts. My hands? Definitely.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Is that all it takes? Come on, you can do better than that!

really? I thought that was a good deal

 

[rootsfan]

no way jose..if anything you can be my sugar daddy.

I'll even call you daddy if you throw in a Mercedes with the lake-front apartment.

I've already got the (almost) lake-front apartment--it does have a view. If you come on over, I'll work on the Mercedes.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ah. I didn't know what those were until you mentioned them. Obviously, we need to teach each other grammar while we ball. And there WILL be extra credit.

As sick as it is..that sounds reasonably hot.

 

[8ball]

Dear God help me. I can't remember the last time I've seen such a perfect pair of....er....ah hell.


The only thing I could ask of you is to make an index of your pics. It would certainly make....things....easier.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I've already got the (almost) lake-front apartment--it does have a view. If you come on over, I'll work on the Mercedes.

I really don't want the Mercedes. I'd rather have a little hybrid *pretends to drive it*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Dear God help me. I can't remember the last time I've seen such a perfect pair of....er....ah hell.


The only thing I could ask of you is to make an index of your pics. It would certainly make....things....easier.

Make it easier to jerk off and flip through pics? lol I'm not that easy

 

[EndCredits]

As sick as it is..that sounds reasonably hot.

We can always save the grammar discussions for pillow talk. I'm sure we'd have more important things to say while in the throes of passion and what not.

Incidentally, the serial comma is the final comma in a series. Example: You and I are going to do missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl.

An example of a sentence with a dangling modifier is as follows: Ripping your shirt off in a fit of brute strength, I gazed upon your body.

 

[AtFirstSight]

We can always save the grammar discussions for pillow talk. I'm sure we'd have more important things to say while in the throes of passion and what not.

Incidentally, the serial comma is the final comma in a series. Example: You and I are going to do missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl.

An example of a sentence with a dangling modifier is as follows: Ripping your shirt off in a fit of brute strength, I gazed upon your body.

In that case, I use dangling modifiers all the time when I write, and they definitely turn me on. Oh, and I agree, I might not be so grammatically correct (gasp!) while having sex.

 

[rootsfan]

Oh baby, I wouldn't put starch in your shorts. My hands? Definitely.

I'm not wearing them at the moment. Just trying to save you a step.

 

[rootsfan]

I really don't want the Mercedes. I'd rather have a little hybrid *pretends to drive it*

Ah, that works better with the current budget. I see you're an excellent choice for a starter sugar daddy like me.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm not wearing them at the moment. Just trying to save you a step.

Aww, so sweet. In that case, I guess I could just kneel and suck, huh?

 

[EndCredits]

In that case, I use dangling modifiers all the time when I write, and they definitely turn me on. Oh, and I agree, I might not be so grammatically correct (gasp!) while having sex.

Actually, it appears I was mistaken. That's not an example of a dangling modifier. This would be: "While driving on Greenwood Avenue yesterday afternoon, a tree began to fall toward Wendy's car." They're poor grammar.

Please forgive me. I probably deserve punishment. A lot of punishment.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ah, that works better with the current budget. I see you're an excellent choice for a starter sugar daddy like me.

I actually just like the environment...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Actually, it appears I was mistaken. That's not an example of a dangling modifier. This would be: "While driving on Greenwood Avenue yesterday afternoon, a tree began to fall toward Wendy's car." They're poor grammar.

Please forgive me. I probably deserve punishment. A lot of punishment.

Punishment is indeed necessary. Rub my back and get me 2 grilled cheese sandwiches! Pronto.