First Timer

[Faime]

ok, fine! it's the neighbors. But he doesn't lock it!

Oh well, as long as his wife doesn't smell his hand the next day.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Art is all about sacrifice...and apparently wet, perky nipples.

Darling, everything is about the perky nipples.

 

[kidthor]

Darling, everything is about the perky nipples.

You have the best attitude since...ever.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Cob?! Madam, I will have you know my family has a fine history of being cores, even the occasional pit or stone...we do not cob.

I wish you were an albatross.

 

[wallstreet1969]

Darling, everything is about the perky nipples.

gotta love those nips

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh well, as long as his wife doesn't smell his hand the next day.

well I put a rubber glove over the stick before I fuck it! God..sicko.

 

[rootsfan]

You're welcome I love being a good helper.

You've been an excellent helper--many times over. I should give you a, ah, gold star or something.

 

[AtFirstSight]

gotta love those nips

someone once told me that mine looked like a small Cheeto :/ I was more let down than angry, though. It made me wish that my nipples werrre cheetos

 

[Faime]

well I put a rubber glove over the stick before I fuck it! God..sicko.

Oh, good.

You can probably sell that glove though

 

[Masterrobyitaly]

someone once told me that mine looked like a small Cheeto :/ I was more let down than angry, though. It made me wish that my nipples werrre cheetos

surgery fix all but you don't need it honestly

 

[AtFirstSight]

You've been an excellent helper--many times over. I should give you a, ah, gold star or something.

Gold stars are so fucking overdone. Give me a good ass fuck. You know, something that my first grade teacher didn't give me. (he only liked reverse cowgirl)

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I wish you were an albatross.

I feel so Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner suddenly.

Or Monty Python.

Albatross!

 

[AtFirstSight]

surgery fix all but you don't need it honestly

Well thanks for letting me know that I dont need cosmetic surgery. You should use that as a pick-up line.

 

[Masterrobyitaly]

Well thanks for letting me know that I dont need cosmetic surgery. You should use that as a pick-up line.

i'll write it on my paper ty

 

[AtFirstSight]

I feel so Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner suddenly.

Or Monty Python.

Albatross!

oh..my..god. The only reason I know what an albatross is, is because of Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. The fact that you brought that book up makes me kinda wet.

 

[AtFirstSight]

i'll write it on my paper ty

What paper?

 

[Masterrobyitaly]

What paper?

http://www.gmmuk.com/paperdiary/small.jpg this 1

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, good.

You can probably sell that glove though

how much would you pay for it?

 

[EndCredits]

If you were serious, I would toss you into a wood-chipper without regret

That's good. I'm an total grammar snob myself.

 

[Faime]

how much would you pay for it?

a dollar?

 

[AtFirstSight]

That's good. I'm an total grammar snob myself.

That's all you had to say. Fuck me, please.

 

[AtFirstSight]

a dollar?

wow..that would be Roots 2 condoms!

 

[Faime]

wow..that would be Roots 2 condoms!

then none for him!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

oh..my..god. The only reason I know what an albatross is, is because of Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. The fact that you brought that book up makes me kinda wet.

Why yes, that is my Colridge AND I'm happy to see you...

 

[wallstreet1969]

someone once told me that mine looked like a small Cheeto :/ I was more let down than angry, though. It made me wish that my nipples werrre cheetos

all i know is that they are very suckable!!! love them afs....absolutely love them!