First Timer

[Faime]

You bet your sweet bippy I am!

I never bet my bippy!

It is too sweet to me!

 

[quietlyhorny]

aww fine

oh don't be sad...

Okay, I didn't want to ask cause I thought I'd sound dumb.. and lord knows I do well enough on my own, you know now that my dog ran off and my house fell down and (making you feel bad yet)

Actually, I was going to ask if you'd be in my dreams tonite

 

[AtFirstSight]

ok i should change country

Mi dispiace

 

[rootsfan]

I've never been there. Though I do like the idea of the sliders. Kinda like you sliding your cock into my tight box.

why is it called a box when it's more like a tunnel?

*mopping my brow* Yes, I think they're called sliders because the meat is so thin, it slides easily into the designated orifice. Mine has never been described that way, but I'm sure it'd be fun to slowly, gingerly slide it into your (undoubtedly) tight hole.

That one's never made sense to me, either. I'm not a fan of the "b" word, seems like the invention of bad porn writers.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I never bet my bippy!

It is too sweet to me!

Oh no, fluffy, we're in trouble now!

 

[Faime]

Oh no, fluffy, we're in trouble now!

And who is fluffy?!

 

[AtFirstSight]

*mopping my brow* Yes, I think they're called sliders because the meat is so thin, it slides easily into the designated orifice. Mine has never been described that way, but I'm sure it'd be fun to slowly, gingerly slide it into your (undoubtedly) tight hole.

That one's never made sense to me, either. I'm not a fan of the "b" word, seems like the invention of bad porn writers.

Wait..there are bad porn writers?

 

[AtFirstSight]

oh don't be sad...

Okay, I didn't want to ask cause I thought I'd sound dumb.. and lord knows I do well enough on my own, you know now that my dog ran off and my house fell down and (making you feel bad yet)

Actually, I was going to ask if you'd be in my dreams tonite

I will be, but I might not be recognizable. But I'm the one in the yellow eggplant costume

 

[AtFirstSight]

And who is fluffy?!

I've been meaning to tell you about him...

 

[rootsfan]

Wait..there are bad porn writers?

Well, when the typos are so bad you're not exactly sure what you're supposed to be getting horny over...

 

[EndCredits]

Well, when the typos are so bad you're not exactly sure what you're supposed to be getting horny over...

Typos turn me on like woah.

 

[Faime]

I've been meaning to tell you about him...

And what do you need to tell me about him?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, when the typos are so bad you're not exactly sure what you're supposed to be getting horny over...

Aren't you glad that I let you know exactly what you're supposed to be getting horny over?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I will be, but I might not be recognizable. But I'm the one in the yellow eggplant costume

There are yellow eggplants? You'd look like a summer squash...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Typos turn me on like woah.

If you were serious, I would toss you into a wood-chipper without regret

 

[AtFirstSight]

There are yellow eggplants? You'd look like a summer squash...

you take that back you...cob! Not even CORN on the cob. You're just a fucking cob!

 

[kidthor]

Aren't you glad that I let you know exactly what you're supposed to be getting horny over?

There's naked and then there's wet...and then there's naked and wet. Wow.

 

[rootsfan]

Aren't you glad that I let you know exactly what you're supposed to be getting horny over?

*gulp* Yes, yes I am. And it's working fantastically well, thanks.

 

[AtFirstSight]

And what do you need to tell me about him?

It's the name of the shift stick in my car...I've started fucking him.

 

[AtFirstSight]

There's naked and then there's wet...and then there's naked and wet. Wow.

yeah, and lemme tell you, it was cold as hell in that room even before I got hosed down. lol

 

[Faime]

It's the name of the shift stick in my car...I've started fucking him.

You don't have a car!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

you take that back you...cob! Not even CORN on the cob. You're just a fucking cob!

Cob?! Madam, I will have you know my family has a fine history of being cores, even the occasional pit or stone...we do not cob.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*gulp* Yes, yes I am. And it's working fantastically well, thanks.

You're welcome I love being a good helper.

 

[kidthor]

yeah, and lemme tell you, it was cold as hell in that room even before I got hosed down. lol

Art is all about sacrifice...and apparently wet, perky nipples.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You don't have a car!

ok, fine! it's the neighbors. But he doesn't lock it!