First Timer

[quietlyhorny]

A rub down sounds pretty damn good right about now

It suuuuure would.. Might I suggest you start at my shoulders. They feel tense.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Easy...easy...deep breathely. He doesn't know better...

*clutches her chest* he tried to give me a heart attack! Lucky he didn't say Notre Dame *growls and grabs the anti-catholic gear*

 

[AtFirstSight]

It suuuuure would.. Might I suggest you start at my shoulders. They feel tense.

pfft if you think I'm rubbing your back then you have got soo much to learn lol *grabs the Dutch chocolate*

 

[sugar_bear]

you are hot, DAMN HOT!!!!

 

[rootsfan]

haha thank you hearing from women is always nice because..well, men like most anything with tits and an ass

So compliments from us men are meaningless, then? Duly noted.

I'd take a back rub first. Standing for 8 hours suuuucks. And yet I go back each day for more

I didn't realize the extent to which you dig pain.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I didn't realize the extent to which you dig pain.

Lately I've liked it rough. You wanna drive 'round the lake and help me with that?

 

[AtFirstSight]

you are hot, DAMN HOT!!!!

by any chance are you a ...panda bear?

 

[rootsfan]

Lately I've liked it rough. You wanna drive 'round the lake and help me with that?

I'm grabbing the keys right now...

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm grabbing the keys right now...

w00t. let's meet in Gary and fuck in a dirty rest stop.

 

[rootsfan]

w00t. let's meet in Gary and fuck in a dirty rest stop.

Sounds great, I've been looking for a woman with the same romantic sensibilities as me. I'll bring the dirty blanket.

 

[Faime]

w00t. let's meet in Gary and fuck in a dirty rest stop.

Tramp! harlot!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sounds great, I've been looking for a woman with the same romantic sensibilities as me. I'll bring the dirty blanket.

Oh wow..a blanket! I figured we'd just do it next to the urinal where everyone misses.

Hoooot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Tramp! harlot!

Jealous! Envious!

 

[Faime]

Jealous! Envious!

Yes! Totally!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

w00t. let's meet in Gary and fuck in a dirty rest stop.

There's another kind?

 

[AtFirstSight]

There's another kind?

Hell yes! In New York they have these things called "service plazas" and they're pretty much the shirt! I'd attach a photo but I think that would be overkill.

 

[quietlyhorny]

Jealous! Envious!

I am.. although.. my shoulder are still sore..

 

[AtFirstSight]

I am.. although.. my shoulder are still sore..

*hands you the icy hot* It works for Shaq..it'll work for you

 

[quietlyhorny]

*hands you the icy hot* It works for Shaq..it'll work for you

But what'll work for your bottom when I'm through with you?

 

[rootsfan]

Oh wow..a blanket! I figured we'd just do it next to the urinal where everyone misses.

Hoooot.

Yeah, I'm classy like that. I may even go upscale and buy from the 50-cent condom dispenser.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm bringing sexy back, them other [girls] they dont know how to act.

If I lived alone I would be dancing around naked right now...

 

[AtFirstSight]

But what'll work for your bottom when I'm through with you?

your tongue?

 

[quietlyhorny]

You aren't bringing ... you have BROUGHT sexy back..

You could always come to my place and dance naked as much as you like

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yeah, I'm classy like that. I may even go upscale and buy from the 50-cent condom dispenser.

day-um. my last boyfriend just used the plastic wrap

 

[College_Jason]

If I lived alone I would be dancing around naked right now...

Fuck . . . . all I can say