First Timer

[EvilMcMonkey]

If you knew my mother....I would be seriously weirded out.

Don't be silly.

I was friends with the chickens, however. Earl's one big kidney made him a safe bet in drinking contests. Now he's just delicious.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Aww, shucks, you're just sayin' that

Yes. My only interest is to get in your pants.

And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you, too.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I guess I'm just making assumptions that everyone does things the way we do...

Well I'm sorry to say that we don't. Though my grandma did try to persuade me to go to a reunion once by promising "good-looking young men" would be there.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Don't be silly.

I was friends with the chickens, however. Earl's one big kidney made him a safe bet in drinking contests. Now he's just delicious.

*dies of laughter* McM..will you come live with me and be my personal jester?

 

[Faime]

lmao props for that one

Once again, I defeat you with my wit and cunning!


And not being afraid to suggest lesbian incestuous child molestation.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yes. My only interest is to get in your pants.

And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you, too.

Could I drive on this bridge?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Once again, I defeat you with my wit and cunning!


And not being afraid to suggest lesbian incestuous child molestation.

Wow..guess that'd be illegal in 48 states. (Alabama and Iowa not included)

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

*dies of laughter* McM..will you come live with me and be my personal jester?

Of course! Hat sold separately, of course.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Of course! Hat sold separately, of course.

Oh..I'll buy you lots of jimmy hats.

 

[Faime]

Wow..guess that'd be illegal in 48 states. (Alabama and Iowa not included)

Never said it was LEGAL.



*pantses you*

 

[MacGuffinn]

Could I drive on this bridge?

If you want to get to my place, yes.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Oh..I'll buy you lots of jimmy hats.

I do look good in those...if you like the "penis robbing a bank" look.

 

[AtFirstSight]

If you want to get to my place, yes.

If I get to your place can we have rough sex?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I do look good in those...if you like the "penis robbing a bank" look.

I like any look that has the word penis in it...

 

[College_Jason]

*runs around in circles*[/QUOTE

You win the award for sexiest boy shorts on Lit.

Damn, your pictures make my cock throb, Please stick that tight ass in my face . . .

 

[AtFirstSight]

*runs around in circles*[/QUOTE

You win the award for sexiest boy shorts on Lit.

Damn, your pictures make my cock throb, Please stick that tight ass in my face . . .

Does this award come with a little golden statue? Or maybe just a golden ass?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I like any look that has the word penis in it...

what about penis artwork? Like Penis-di-Milo? Melting Peni? Whistler's Mother's Penis?

 

[MacGuffinn]

If I get to your place can we have rough sex?

What a silly question... you know we'd fulfill all your needs and wants.

 

[AtFirstSight]

what about penis artwork? Like Penis-di-Milo? Melting Peni? Whistler's Mother's Penis?

The Girl with the Pearl Penis?

 

[blar]

yumm

can I borrow your tummy for a weekend, I want to spend a few hours licking ice cream from it



edit: I don't really like ice cream that much

 

[AtFirstSight]

What a silly question... you know we'd fulfill all your needs and wants.

Even if I wanted to dress you up like a moose and then have sex with you??

 

[AtFirstSight]

can I borrow your tummy for a weekend, I want to spend a few hours licking ice cream from it


edit: I don't really like ice cream that much

That would tickle..but I do so like having my tummy rubbed

ps. I love ice cream so I'll eat what you leave

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

The Girl with the Pearl Penis?

Il ne pas un Penis. Penis would explain why the Mona Lisa has the look...

 

[College_Jason]

Does this award come with a little golden statue? Or maybe just a golden ass?

I think you deserve the Golden Ass. A new award that I'm giving out to only the Sexiest asses on Lit. Congratulations on #1, haha.

I sent you a PM by the way

 

[MacGuffinn]

Even if I wanted to dress you up like a moose and then have sex with you??

You might as well, I'm already hung like one.

O come on, you left that one wide open.

Cheers, luv.