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[EvilMcMonkey]

high & low and my calves would be niiice

*starts kneeding with thumbs from the spine out at the shoulder blades*

hard day? long day on your feet? have to wrestle the monkeys back into their cages?

 

[AtFirstSight]

*starts kneeding with thumbs from the spine out at the shoulder blades*

hard day? long day on your feet? have to wrestle the monkeys back into their cages?

I had to pick rotisserie chickens apart for sandwich meat. It pretty much sucked...just like it did yesterday.

 

[AtFirstSight]

bed is calling me. night all

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I had to pick rotisserie chickens apart for sandwich meat. It pretty much sucked...just like it did yesterday.

Next time, kill them first, it'll be easier.

Full rub down next time. Sleep now and dream not of chickens!

 

[Glyndwr]

bed is calling me. night all

Hi AFS

I like the sound of your talking bed. Does it scream 'Encore, Encore' after a night of passionate sex?

 

[Boomerpw]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=757512

God, I love your tits.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Glad you're back!!

You've found my idea of a chocolate nip!

 

[AtFirstSight]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=757512

God, I love your tits.

Really? I only love the left one. The right one is lame-o.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Really? I only love the left one. The right one is lame-o.

Maybe it's just a late bloomer...encourage it and let it know you care. Go on...we'll wait...patiently....patiently...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Maybe it's just a late bloomer...encourage it and let it know you care. Go on...we'll wait...patiently....patiently...

I think it might actually be dead. When I was like 9 I was playing baseball @ a family reunion and my cousin whipped this ball to me, but it bounced outta my glove and hit my right boob. It hurt soooo bad lol I just remember running to my mom.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I think it might actually be dead. When I was like 9 I was playing baseball @ a family reunion and my cousin whipped this ball to me, but it bounced outta my glove and hit my right boob. It hurt soooo bad lol I just remember running to my mom.

Did a relative rub it for you? Perhaps that one creepy uncle who always wore sweatpants when he gave out hugs?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Did a relative rub it for you? Perhaps that one creepy uncle who always wore sweatpants when he gave out hugs?

lol no creepy uncles who wear sweatpants in my family!

 

[Faime]

lol no creepy uncles who wear sweatpants in my family!

It was her Aunt.

 

[AtFirstSight]

It was her Aunt.

....

My aunt did carry me away from the baseball field. But she wasn't wearing sweatpants.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lol no creepy uncles who wear sweatpants in my family!

How were the chickens this evening? Any of them in sweatpants?

 

[Faime]

....

My aunt did carry me away from the baseball field. But she wasn't wearing sweatpants.

She had taken them off already? Bold move!

 

[AtFirstSight]

She had taken them off already? Bold move!

lmao props for that one

 

[AtFirstSight]

How were the chickens this evening? Any of them in sweatpants?

There were only 11 chickens so I cannot complain. And no, none of them in sweatpants. But one of them had 1 massive kidney. (I've started trying to identify their organs...I think I need a new job :/ )

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

She had taken them off already? Bold move!

They were the closest thing to swaddle the breast in...first aid training comes in handy.

 

[MacGuffinn]

You want me to pick a part before I get to try out the merchandise? *puts the handful of condoms and the KY away* No deal.

Tease. And you wonder why I like you so much.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

There were only 11 chickens so I cannot complain. And no, none of them in sweatpants. But one of them had 1 massive kidney. (I've started trying to identify their organs...I think I need a new job :/ )

WHAT?! And lose your valuable chicken organ idenitfying skills? Your mother and I paid good money for you to go to school and get those skills for your future!

 

[AtFirstSight]

They were the closest thing to swaddle the breast in...first aid training comes in handy.

I had a shirt on! Jesus, I was at a family reunion not a nudist camp!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Tease. And you wonder why I like you so much.

Aww, shucks, you're just sayin' that

 

[AtFirstSight]

WHAT?! And lose your valuable chicken organ idenitfying skills? Your mother and I paid good money for you to go to school and get those skills for your future!

If you knew my mother....I would be seriously weirded out.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I had a shirt on! Jesus, I was at a family reunion not a nudist camp!

I guess I'm just making assumptions that everyone does things the way we do...