AtFirstSight
If You Only Knew
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alegator said:Remember what the Fruitcake Lady says about a happy and successful love life....![]()
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alegator said:Remember what the Fruitcake Lady says about a happy and successful love life....![]()
alegator said:the Fruitcake Lady or what she said?....nice photos, thanks for sharing....another gold star in photography class![]()
alegator said:The Fruitcake Lady...? The elderly lady(obviously in her 80's) who used to be on Leno....shoots from the hip with a very sharp tongue...people call in and ask her questions.....anyway...lol...you had mentioned earlier today in your thread that you needed to take a shower....and....

how are you?mrs.jeepman6 said:I'm good, just nursing a hell of a hangover![]()
It better. My own self abuseAtFirstSight said:aww hope that gets better!![]()
alegator said:one of the Fruitcake Lady's callers asked what the secret was to a successful love life...her response was above all else "keep the little puss very clean, dearie!"....BTW, there is no way I could just watch you shower....I would at least have to help you take the advice of the Fruitcake Lady!
mrs.jeepman6 said:It better. My own self abuse![]()
AtFirstSight said:lol and I'd have to let you, because who am I to mess w/the advice of the fruitcake lady? Abso-freaking-lutely nobody, that's who.
alegator said:that I should probably do the taste test while we're in the shower? You know, just to be abso-freaking-lutely positive that the lovely little miss is clean?You could hold my soap on a rope while I do my gentleman's duty.
yes i am but also like th ehinder version as wellAtFirstSight said:*gasp* country music lover?

My self abuse occurs after looking at your pictures.AtFirstSight said:my own self abuse = going into shoe stores with no money
rootsfan said:My self abuse occurs after looking at your pictures.![]()

BigJim68 said:Is it bad that everytime I look at your post I have to unbutton my jeans?
More fantastic posts! Thank you Ms. AFS
Bama_Boy said:Gurl i got just what u need with a body like dat u should be a model
AtFirstSight said:I'm probably too big to be a model--they're all size 3s 'n stuff. But I'm flattered that you think I should be one![]()
