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[EvilMcMonkey]

*covers her private parts* Ah! What're you doing here?

Well, I had come in here to make a sandwich...but with all the gushing and flooding, I'm not putting bread down in here, that's for sure!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hi AFS

The rapid fluid loss brings a smile to my face as well

You're looking as tasty as ever in your new pics.

Thank you G Just dont loose too much fluid--i've heard that's bad

 

[AtFirstSight]

Marry me? We'll have the reception at a bar.

You're just sick. lol

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, I had come in here to make a sandwich...but with all the gushing and flooding, I'm not putting bread down in here, that's for sure!

why not? we already got the mayo out for you

ew..sick joke..sorry

 

[MasterSnatch]

So many nice pictures in such a relatively small peroid of time, quite nice ones of a lovely body. Could there be anything wrong with that....no I don't think so at all.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

why not? we already got the mayo out for you

ew..sick joke..sorry

I never liked the squeeze mayo...and I think there may be objections to going in after it with a butter knife...

 

[Baron Waste]

You're just sick. lol

You sound surprised...

 

[Glyndwr]

Thank you G Just dont loose too much fluid--i've heard that's bad

Don't worry I have plenty to go around and it's self replenishing

 

[AtFirstSight]

I never liked the squeeze mayo...and I think there may be objections to going in after it with a butter knife...

lol, yes I could guess so! I dont like condiments, anyway.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You sound surprised...

Naaah, you never surprise me. Baseball boy.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lol, yes I could guess so! I dont like condiments, anyway.

Not even ketchup?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Not even ketchup?

Nope. In the past 10 years I think I've eaten it twice on extremely dry fries. And even then I used very little.

 

[Baron Waste]

Naaah, you never surprise me. Baseball boy.

LMAO Oh, I bet I could...

 

[AtFirstSight]

LMAO Oh, I bet I could...

I could surprise you, too

 

[Baron Waste]

I could surprise you, too

You've called me a moose fucking dildo-licker...I was surprised, trust me.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Nope. In the past 10 years I think I've eaten it twice on extremely dry fries. And even then I used very little.

Why must you hurt the poor tomato farmer in such a way? He had to send his kids to a bad public school because you won't eat ketchup. I hope you're happy.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You've called me a moose fucking dildo-licker...I was surprised, trust me.

Yeah..I was rather impressed by that, too

 

[AtFirstSight]

Why must you hurt the poor tomato farmer in such a way? He had to send his kids to a bad public school because you won't eat ketchup. I hope you're happy.

I back the Chocolate Milk producers and the apple farmers, enough. Ketchup can suck my dick. It comes from tomatoes which are pretty lame b/c they dont even know if they're a veggie or a fruit.

 

[Baron Waste]

Yeah..I was rather impressed by that, too

Definitely popped the old peepers open...

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I back the Chocolate Milk producers and the apple farmers, enough. Ketchup can suck my dick. It comes from tomatoes which are pretty lame b/c they dont even know if they're a veggie or a fruit.

It's of berry of all damn things.

Um...you have a dick? I mean, I've only seen pictures, and they weren't clear...but I think I would have noticed a little sea monster in there...

 

[AtFirstSight]

It's of berry of all damn things.

Um...you have a dick? I mean, I've only seen pictures, and they weren't clear...but I think I would have noticed a little sea monster in there...

A sea monster? So THAT's what Nessie is!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

A sea monster? So THAT's what Nessie is!

Damn, I gave it away! That was supposed to be kept on the DL.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Definitely popped the old peepers open...

I like doing that to you. *straddles your lap, kissing you once before I run my tongue along the seam of your lips and push it into your mouth, my hands cupping your face as our tongues play with one another* I like doing that to you, too.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Damn, I gave it away! That was supposed to be kept on the DL.

You're not very good at keeping gov't secrets.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

You're not very good at keeping gov't secrets.

It's true. Good thing I can keep the secret of the Colonel's 7 herbs and spices though...KFC death squads scare me!