First Timer

[First Name Sir]

Mm yeah I love how ravish sounds, too. And I thought the quote was by "wimpy" or w/e but I couldn't remember who the hell wimpy was so I didn't wanna say it and have you be like "uh, no, that was JFK" and then I would've felt reeeeally dumb haha

Damnit!

It was RFK, actually, and I couldn't remember who said it either so I said it was from Popeye. It was a damn lie and I'm sorry. I feel like such a bahh-stard (imagine a guy with a monocle saying that... yeah, that's the image).

Now say Ravish ten times out loud to wipe this last part of the conversation from your mind, we'll all be better off for it.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*says ravish a lot until it sounds like "radish"*

 

[Baron Waste]

*says ravish a lot until it sounds like "radish"*

Radish...radish...radish...Wow, I sound like a Fraggle...(now there's an obscure reference)

 

[AtFirstSight]

Radish...radish...radish...Wow, I sound like a Fraggle...(now there's an obscure reference)

A Fraggle Rock?

 

[First Name Sir]

*says ravish a lot until it sounds like "radish"*

Yeah, um, I think that 'radishing' you would be something completely different... not necessarily uninteresting, but.....

Be careful where you put that Fraggle Rock...

 

[Baron Waste]

A Fraggle Rock?

Traaaaashie...tell us a story...Heh heh heh.

I wanna be a Doozer...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yeah, um, I think that 'radishing' you would be something completely different... not necessarily uninteresting, but.....

Be careful where you put that Fraggle Rock...

Let's have wild vegetable sex!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Traaaaashie...tell us a story...Heh heh heh.

I wanna be a Doozer...

I never really watched it I just know about it from senior year when our homecoming theme was the 80s and I did tons of research haha

 

[First Name Sir]

Let's have wild vegetable sex!

Do Vegans condone that sort of thing?... I mean... seriously....

I guess that's where grape-tomatoes come from... damn horny veggies.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Do Vegans condone that sort of thing?... I mean... seriously....

I guess that's where grape-tomatoes come from... damn horny veggies.

lol. We'll hollow out a cucumber for you, and we'll leave it whole for me

 

[Baron Waste]

I never really watched it I just know about it from senior year when our homecoming theme was the 80s and I did tons of research haha

LMAO No comment

 

[AtFirstSight]

LMAO No comment

whaaaat! I do remember a lot of things from the 80s..just not that. I was more of a Care Bears and Talespin kinda kid. And Garfield & Friends...totally kick ass.

 

[First Name Sir]

lol. We'll hollow out a cucumber for you, and we'll leave it whole for me

Lol - should I go there? Should I go there? Yeah, I guess I'll go there...

Do you think I would fit in a cucumber?... and that it would fit in you? (subject-object agreement left intentionally vague)

 

[AtFirstSight]

Lol - should I go there? Should I go there? Yeah, I guess I'll go there...

Do you think I would fit in a cucumber?... and that it would fit in you? (subject-object agreement left intentionally vague)

So we'll get you a BIG cucumber, and me a small cucumber. problem solved

 

[Baron Waste]

whaaaat! I do remember a lot of things from the 80s..just not that. I was more of a Care Bears and Talespin kinda kid. And Garfield & Friends...totally kick ass.

I liked Garfield, but I loved US Acres. The freakiin' duck, Wade, killed me.

 

[First Name Sir]

So we'll get you a BIG cucumber, and me a small cucumber. problem solved

Lol... if we're at that stage, the problems are just starting....

And neither of us will mind one bit.

 

[Glyndwr]

Oh good

You live in your jeans? I'd love to live in my new jeans!

Hi AFS

Do you need a lodger to live in your jeans with you?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I liked Garfield, but I loved US Acres. The freakiin' duck, Wade, killed me.

oh shyea! I still call them 'moo cows' cuz whenever he did it cracked me up.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hi AFS

Do you need a lodger to live in your jeans with you?

lol I would let you..but quite honestly they're so tight that I dont think you could fit in them

 

[Glyndwr]

lol I would let you..but quite honestly they're so tight that I dont think you could fit in them

I may suprise you I'm pretty efficient at squeezing into tight places

 

[Baron Waste]

oh shyea! I still call them 'moo cows' cuz whenever he did it cracked me up.

LMAO Me tooo! I love the way he was always wearing the floatie cuz he couldn't swim.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Lol... if we're at that stage, the problems are just starting....

And neither of us will mind one bit.

I wouldn't mind..whatever you wanted to do to me

 

[AtFirstSight]

I may suprise you I'm pretty efficient at squeezing into tight places

Ooh I just bet you are

 

[AtFirstSight]

LMAO Me tooo! I love the way he was always wearing the floatie cuz he couldn't swim.

Yeah! I liked the rooster, too, but I dont remember his name. My dad used to tape Garfield & Friends for me all week so that when I was over there I could watch all of them.

 

[Glyndwr]

Ooh I just bet you are

So you see, me slipping into your jeans shouldn't be a problem