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[AtFirstSight]

OMFG!!! I'/ll eat you anytime hun no matter what

Lick me, suck me, then you'll fuck me!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hey.. I do find pickles verrrry pleasing *prances to the kitchen and grabs one* I will definitely eat you--as long as you're not the neon yellow pickles that are found at a local convenience store. No bueno.

Ik ben niet geel! Ik ben groen! I would like you to stick your long black giraffe tongue into my sweet honeypot. Then when you pull your tongue out, killer bees will attack you!

 

[Shamrock Stone]

Ik ben niet geel! Ik ben groen!

Okay, my Gibberish isn't too good, but I think I can understand what you're saying:

"Im am not a girl. I am a groin!"














Please, please tell me that's not a real language and I just made fun of an entire culture.

 

[BestOfTimes]

Ik ben niet geel! Ik ben groen! I would like you to stick your long black giraffe tongue into my sweet honeypot. Then when you pull your tongue out, killer bees will attack you!

I do NOT have a black tongue, you sicko. You should die. *grabs you by the hair and suffocates you with my boobs*

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

Lick me, suck me, then you'll fuck me!

Prove it hun

 

[AtFirstSight]

Okay, my Gibberish isn't too good, but I think I can understand what you're saying:

"Im am not a girl. I am a groin!"


Please, please tell me that's not a real language and I just made fun of an entire culture.

It's Dutch you New Zealand bastard! lol

 

[Shamrock Stone]

It's Dutch you New Zealand bastard! lol

Aw, crap. I shoulda known that. Um ... sorry?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I do NOT have a black tongue, you sicko. You should die. *grabs you by the hair and suffocates you with my boobs*

*bites your inward-facing nipples off before breaking free of your grasp* Buwaha! Your children will forever go hungry! You rotten black-tongued leech!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Aw, crap. I shoulda known that. Um ... sorry?

Pfft, dont apologize to me, there's a whole firing squad who wants to see you. They're going to wooden-shoe you to death.

 

[Shamrock Stone]

Pfft, dont apologize to me, there's a whole firing squad who wants to see you. They're going to wooden-shoe you to death.

Nooooo!! Not the clogs! That's just inhumane!!

Wait, hang on - do I get a last wish? 'Cos you know what it's gonna be, don't you?

 

[BestOfTimes]

*bites your inward-facing nipples off before breaking free of your grasp* Buwaha! Your children will forever go hungry! You rotten black-tongued leech!

You know what?


Shut up.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Nooooo!! Not the clogs! That's just inhumane!!

Wait, hang on - do I get a last wish? 'Cos you know what it's gonna be, don't you?

Nope..what is it?

 

[AtFirstSight]

You know what?

Shut up.

*pulls the pringles out of my ass* That made sitting down damn hard! *crunches all the chips into little shards, strips you naked, and makes you kneel on them until you bleed!*

How do you like them apples?!

 

[BestOfTimes]

*pulls the pringles out of my ass* That made sitting down damn hard! *crunches all the chips into little shards, strips you naked, and makes you kneel on them until you bleed!*

How do you like them apples?!

You stole that from a book. Way to be a loser.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You stole that from a book. Way to be a loser.

At least I read the book myself. You had to read it over the shoulder of the lady who employed you to scratch her ass.

 

[BestOfTimes]

At least I read the book myself. You had to read it over the shoulder of the lady who employed you to scratch her ass.

Actually I read it this summer while lying naked on my bed. Alooone.

Are you looking for a butt scratcher to hire, though? I mean.. just wondering... I could use a job.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Actually I read it this summer while lying naked on my bed. Alooone.

Are you looking for a butt scratcher to hire, though? I mean.. just wondering...I could use a job.

I dont really need it scratched, but since you're in a hard spot, you can scratch my butt for $.50 an hour. Because....I'd do anything, anything, for you!

 

[BestOfTimes]

I dont really need it scratched, but since you're in a hard spot, you can scratch my butt for $.50 an hour. Because....I'd do anything, anything, for you!

anything?

Well I'd do anything for YOU! and I mean... eh-nee-thing-uh

 

[Shamrock Stone]

Nope..what is it?

A night with you

 

[AtFirstSight]

anything?

Well I'd do anything for YOU! and I mean... eh-nee-thing-uh

Will you...let me dress up like a cowgirl princess and ride on your back for a long long time?

while you're naked & gagging on a pickle?

 

[AtFirstSight]

A night with you

An entire night? What would we do during this night??

 

[Shamrock Stone]

An entire night? What would we do during this night??

I was thinking we could talk, get to know each other a little better -

Ahh, who'm I kidding? I'd jump you and fuck your hot little brains out (hey, I'm gonna be clogged to death in the morning, remember?)

 

[BestOfTimes]

Will you...let me dress up like a cowgirl princess and ride on your back for a long long time?

while you're naked & gagging on a pickle?

suuure. For like 2 seconds--that is until I flip you off of my back and pin you into a position wherein you can't breathe and I shove that pickle in your mouth.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I was thinking we could talk, get to know each other a little better -

Ahh, who'm I kidding? I'd jump you and fuck your hot little brains out (hey, I'm gonna be clogged to death in the morning, remember?)

Maybe...if you fuck me good enough, I could beg on your behalf, and the Dutch'll let you go. But I guess that depends on how well you perform under pressure

 

[AtFirstSight]

suuure. For like 2 seconds--that is until I flip you off of my back and pin you into a position wherein you can't breathe and I shove that pickle in your mouth.

Oooh baby this sounds like one mighty hot scene from a porno! How about you shove the pickle in another one of my holes?