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[mrs.jeepman6]

what about a bucking bronco? I've always found rodeo cowboys to be really sexy. Something about the dusty chaps that just makes me want to scream "fuck me! Please!"

Yes they are hun but I'd be the one tieing them up and have them doing the "fuck me" screaming LOL

 

[Baron Waste]

I can relate to that. Sometimes I think that if most of my brain capacity wasn't filled up w/useless knowledge that I would've been able to understand calculus better.

And, for the record, I dont think you look very weird.

LOL Record noted, thanks. I don't know why people associate tattooed and pierced with stupid, but they do. You should see their faces when I tell them I own over 2,000 books and I've read every one, most twice. And I failed two quarters of calculus. The only class that ruined my A average, I was pi...pretty upset.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yes they are hun but I'd be the one tieing them up and have them doing the "fuck me" screaming LOL

Hell yeah! lol They'd better be able to stay on me for more than 6-8 seconds. God, I think if a guy blew it that fast I would cry. For a week.

 

[AtFirstSight]

LOL Record noted, thanks. I don't know why people associate tattooed and pierced with stupid, but they do. You should see their faces when I tell them I own over 2,000 books and I've read every one, most twice. And I failed two quarters of calculus. The only class that ruined my A average, I was pi...pretty upset.

ooo I <3 to read. And yeah, a lot of people make stupid stereotypes. Their loss.

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

Hell yeah! lol They'd better be able to stay on me for more than 6-8 seconds. God, I think if a guy blew it that fast I would cry. For a week.

LOL! Now would that get you to try us ladies out?

 

[AtFirstSight]

LOL! Now would that get you to try us ladies out?

oh yeah! lol

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

oh yeah! lol

well then hun welcum to the "pussy side"

 

[Baron Waste]

ooo I <3 to read. And yeah, a lot of people make stupid stereotypes. Their loss.

I read my first book at five and never stopped, and there is always a book somewhere or a magazine open on a table because I got interrupted LOL I even read at lunch when I'm working. I sat at the patio table and read most of the day today, except when the cat came up and laid on my book. He's such a pest.

 

[AtFirstSight]

well then hun welcum to the "pussy side"

hey hey hey...I'm not there yet! I still love cock

 

[AtFirstSight]

I read my first book at five and never stopped, and there is always a book somewhere or a magazine open on a table because I got interrupted LOL I even read at lunch when I'm working. I sat at the patio table and read most of the day today, except when the cat came up and laid on my book. He's such a pest.

My cat always comes up and sits right on my book. It's the only time I get mad at him haha. What kind of stuff do you like to read? I have to admit that I read a lot of smutty/lame romanace stuff. But I'll stop reading a book if it isn't written well. And when there are typos in books it makes me really angry.

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

hey hey hey...I'm not there yet! I still love cock

Honey so do I

 

[Baron Waste]

My cat always comes up and sits right on my book. It's the only time I get mad at him haha. What kind of stuff do you like to read? I have to admit that I read a lot of smutty/lame romanace stuff. But I'll stop reading a book if it isn't written well. And when there are typos in books it makes me really angry.

My preferences are sci-fi, fantasy and horror, but I like a good story, so I read pretty much anything. I like biographies, and some non-fiction. Tim Allen's Don't Stand Too Close To A Naked Man is a perfect view into the male psyche in its most raw form. I read every kind of magazine, but mostly car and hiking magazines. I like a good smutty romance novel, if it's done well, but I'm also more of a realist when it comes to that sort of thing, so it's kinda like watching MST3K doing a soap opera. A friend of mine turned me on to a couple of vampire romance novels. They were actually well written stories with a dark aspect. And as for typos, the only guy to blame is the stoner running the press.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Honey so do I

so well rounded!

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

so well rounded!

you know it baby

 

[AtFirstSight]

My preferences are sci-fi, fantasy and horror, but I like a good story, so I read pretty much anything. I like biographies, and some non-fiction. Tim Allen's Don't Stand Too Close To A Naked Man is a perfect view into the male psyche in its most raw form. I read every kind of magazine, but mostly car and hiking magazines. I like a good smutty romance novel, if it's done well, but I'm also more of a realist when it comes to that sort of thing, so it's kinda like watching MST3K doing a soap opera. A friend of mine turned me on to a couple of vampire romance novels. They were actually well written stories with a dark aspect. And as for typos, the only guy to blame is the stoner running the press.

Yeah, some romance novels are too cliche, and thus not very good. Every once in a while I come across one that's really good. Other than that I like classics. East of Eden, The Catcher in the Rye...those are probably my top 2. My mom used to actually yell at me because I wanted to go to the library too often

 

[AtFirstSight]

think you got a shot?

most girls you probably would

 

[bigrudy707]

Well i did it last night.... i made it through all 119pages of this thread!!!! and it was worth it!!!

 

[Baron Waste]

Yeah, some romance novels are too cliche, and thus not very good. Every once in a while I come across one that's really good. Other than that I like classics. East of Eden, The Catcher in the Rye...those are probably my top 2. My mom used to actually yell at me because I wanted to go to the library too often

When I was a kid, I spent three hours every day after school waiting at the library for my mom to pick me up after work. I'd just wander up and down the aisles pulling books off the shelves looking at them and reading jackets. If I hadn't I never would have discovered The Lord of the Rings, The Mists of Avalon, Conan or Sherlock Holmes. I own hardcovers of every Stephen King book ever written, some signed. I was one of the few people who enjoyed Dickens in high school. Okay, I'm no longer a dork, I think I've crossed the geek line.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well i did it last night.... i made it through all 119pages of this thread!!!! and it was worth it!!!

wow..I was worth all that? Crazy man But regardless, thank you

 

[bigrudy707]

yeah once i got started i couldn't stop!!!

 

[AtFirstSight]

When I was a kid, I spent three hours every day after school waiting at the library for my mom to pick me up after work. I'd just wander up and down the aisles pulling books off the shelves looking at them and reading jackets. If I hadn't I never would have discovered The Lord of the Rings, The Mists of Avalon, Conan or Sherlock Holmes. I own hardcovers of every Stephen King book ever written, some signed. I was one of the few people who enjoyed Dickens in high school. Okay, I'm no longer a dork, I think I've crossed the geek line.

lol naaah you're not a full blown geek. You're straddling the fence, though I always confuse Dickens and Twain. Great Expectations was....Twain? Whoever it was, I didn't like that. Maybe I would if we hadn't read it together as an English class, though. Group reading always killed my interest. Never read David Copperfield...I think that was Dickens. (I'm probably messing all of this up and coming across as an idiot.)

 

[Baron Waste]

most girls you probably would

Nope, not a shot in hell...but it is just so much fun to dream.

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

When I was a kid, I spent three hours every day after school waiting at the library for my mom to pick me up after work. I'd just wander up and down the aisles pulling books off the shelves looking at them and reading jackets. If I hadn't I never would have discovered The Lord of the Rings, The Mists of Avalon, Conan or Sherlock Holmes. I own hardcovers of every Stephen King book ever written, some signed. I was one of the few people who enjoyed Dickens in high school. Okay, I'm no longer a dork, I think I've crossed the geek line.

has been my experience that geeks are the best lovers. I've been married to one for 22 years

 

[AtFirstSight]

Nope, not a shot in hell...but it is just so much fun to dream.

Eh, I think you have a shot in hell. Besides...it's just a song I'm listening to on repeat over and over and over again.haha I do that sometimes.

 

[AtFirstSight]

has been my experience that geeks are the best lovers. I've been married to one for 22 years

It's because they want to learn about what pleases you. Gotta love the geeks