First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Good afternoon Cutie

Thanks Digger how are ya?

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Thanks Digger how are ya?

A little tired, and almost ready to go to sleep.

 

[winepleasures]

scented

now there is a thought...

outside of Calvin Klein's Obsession....what scent would you prefer that a man smell like down there...(you know, besides clean..)

 

[Idigsoftclams]

oh..and that lotion isn't scented, is it?

using vegatable oil tastes better when it gets to that point... (i've heard)

 

[Baron Waste]

Take the Blazer! Strap Brian into the front seat. Maybe make him wear a helmet.

ROFLMAO That would be sooo cool. I took him to the McDonald's drive-thru with a friend of mine last winter...he got a fruit and walnut salad. He also rode on the heating vent the whole way. I have to watch taking him for rides cuz he likes to climb out the window onto the mirror while you're driving. But he likes to go fishing...okay, he lays in the sun and I fish.

 

[winepleasures]

as for lotion..

i love lavender, honey, vanilla. just not bright berries or cinnamon or oatmeal cookies...

i dont want to be thinking about xmas with a towel and lotion..

 

[AtFirstSight]

using vegatable oil tastes better when it gets to that point... (i've heard)

Using whipped cream would taste better. Mmm or warm caramel. Got the caramel...got the "stick", even got the nuts. Just need an apple and it'd be all good.

 

[AtFirstSight]

i love lavender, honey, vanilla. just not bright berries or cinnamon or oatmeal cookies...

i dont want to be thinking about xmas with a towel and lotion..

My favorite scent on a guy (anywhere, not just down there) is Hugo. That drives me nuts. But the last guy I was with just wore some sort of Old Spice deoderant...and I have to admit that I might've liked that more than Hugo.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Using whipped cream would taste better. Mmm or warm caramel. Got the caramel...got the "stick", even got the nuts. Just need an apple and it'd be all good.

You can start with the one in my neck. How'd you sleep?

 

[AtFirstSight]

ROFLMAO That would be sooo cool. I took him to the McDonald's drive-thru with a friend of mine last winter...he got a fruit and walnut salad. He also rode on the heating vent the whole way. I have to watch taking him for rides cuz he likes to climb out the window onto the mirror while you're driving. But he likes to go fishing...okay, he lays in the sun and I fish.

Well you could just drive w/the windows up and then he wouldn't climb out And, while I've never really been around/touched an iguana before....I think I would like Brian. He sounds cute. But you dont get to pet them or anything, do you? Doesn't seem like they'd enjoy it.

 

[Smoke Spliff]

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[AtFirstSight]

You can start with the one in my neck. How'd you sleep?

*sucks on your adam's apple lightly* I slept very well, and I even woke up on time How was work?

 

[Idigsoftclams]

*sucks on your adam's apple lightly* I slept very well, and I even woke up on time How was work?

too long! The only break I've had was the hour or so with you last night since tuesday night when I started... I hate time sensitive projects! *pulls your chin up to my lips for a kiss, and then slides you down to 'stick'* [my connection is bound to die just as you get me a bit more excited]

 

[Baron Waste]

Well you could just drive w/the windows up and then he wouldn't climb out And, while I've never really been around/touched an iguana before....I think I would like Brian. He sounds cute. But you dont get to pet them or anything, do you? Doesn't seem like they'd enjoy it.

Are you kidding? Iguanas love to be petted. If you scratch under his chin, his eyes close and if you run your fingertip down the ridges on his back, he goes to sleep LOL He's your typical male. He especially likes it when you stroke his tail. It almost looks like he smiles. Just like any pet, it's all in how they're raised. If an animal has affection and attention from the time they are young, they will accept and appreciate it...again, just like a man. Heh heh heh. And I think Brian would like you too. Oh, and he prefers to listen to anything with a lot of bass, and he seems to like Korn. He bobs his head to the beat. LMAO

 

[AtFirstSight]

too long! The only break I've had was the hour or so with you last night since tuesday night when I started... I hate time sensitive projects! *pulls your chin up to my lips for a kiss, and then slides you down to 'stick'* [my connection is bound to die just as you get me a bit more excited]

haha connections are so mean

*unbuttons your pants and slides them down your legs, taking a second to nuzzle your crotch before pushing your boxers down too, my tongue flicking over the head*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Are you kidding? Iguanas love to be petted. If you scratch under his chin, his eyes close and if you run your fingertip down the ridges on his back, he goes to sleep LOL He's your typical male. He especially likes it when you stroke his tail. It almost looks like he smiles. And I think Brian would like you too. Oh, and he prefers to listen to anything with a lot of bass, and he seems to like Korn. He bobs his head to the beat. LMAO

Hmm I didn't know that about iguanas. Now I want one haha. How old is he?

 

[Idigsoftclams]

haha connections are so mean

*unbuttons your pants and slides them down your legs, taking a second to nuzzle your crotch before pushing your boxers down too, my tongue flicking over the head*

*parts your hair to create pony tails, and pulls you against me.*

 

[Baron Waste]

Hmm I didn't know that about iguanas. Now I want one haha. How old is he?

He's almost four. They live for like twenty years if you care for them right. Another year, and he's going to need his own room. Then I'll have to litter box train him LOL Or start walking him.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*parts your hair to create pony tails, and pulls you against me.*

*relaxes her throat so that she doesn't gag, taking you deep into my mouth, my tongue swirling along the underside of your thick cock while I look up at you*

 

[Baron Waste]

Alright, you incredibly sexy woman, I am gonna go cause some trouble somewhere, as long as it's not here LOL I'll try not to end up in jail, but I have been cooped up for a couple of days. OMG! A friend of mine just left a comment on my MySpace saying I needed to get a penis tattoo. I'm gonna kill her LMFAO Have a great evening, not-so-nice but oh so desirable...You said you din't wanna be nice no mo'

 

[AtFirstSight]

He's almost four. They live for like twenty years if you care for them right. Another year, and he's going to need his own room. Then I'll have to litter box train him LOL Or start walking him.

lol how do you litter box train an iguana? Does he have a birthday? My cat has a birthday and it's coming up soon. He'll be 14.

And what, might I ask, do you put in an iguana's room?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Alright, you incredibly sexy woman, I am gonna go cause some trouble somewhere, as long as it's not here LOL I'll try not to end up in jail, but I have been cooped up for a couple of days. OMG! A friend of mine just left a comment on my MySpace saying I needed to get a penis tattoo. I'm gonna kill her LMFAO Have a great evening, not-so-nice but oh so desirable...You said you din't wanna be nice no mo'

It's okay if you end up in jail. Just make sure you're able to break out

 

[DEEJACK12]

*relaxes her throat so that she doesn't gag, taking you deep into my mouth, my tongue swirling along the underside of your thick cock while I look up at you*

Wow that sound like it would be fun, can I join in.

HI SEXY ​

 

[Baron Waste]

lol how do you litter box train an iguana? Does he have a birthday? My cat has a birthday and it's coming up soon. He'll be 14.

And what, might I ask, do you put in an iguana's room?

It's actually not hard, they gravitate toward sand and gravel for that sort of thing anyway. And his birthday is April 15. One of my dogs was born on my birthday actually, and the other on April Fool's Day (devastatingly appropriate). And my cat's birthday is in August, he's gonna be five, if he lives that long. He keeps leaving mouse heads on my motorcycle gas tank. And iguanas like trees, bushes, a bed and a sunlamp. Oh, and a small pool to swim or sit in. Sort of a jungle theme. LOL

 

[Baron Waste]

It's okay if you end up in jail. Just make sure you're able to break out

I always carry bail money...Heh heh heh. Later sexy *kisses and licks on all your pink parts*