First Timer

[mrs.jeepman6]

I am not a dirty so and so

would you like to be? I'm a VERY good teacher

 

[JEDIRASTA]

I am not a dirty so and so

no you look like you shower, every other day. ... but i can clean something for you.

 

[Faime]

would you like to be? I'm a VERY good teacher

Now now, have to agree.

 

[AtFirstSight]

no you look like you shower, every other day. ... but i can clean something for you.

Oh yeah? You wanna give me a rub down, down there? Use both hands. Buff it. Wax on, wax off.

 

[daljr.313]

Oh honey I can be very NASTY under the right cirCUMstances

mrs.jeepman6 may i watch,i just love women that love to be nasty....

 

[JEDIRASTA]

Oh yeah? You wanna give me a rub down, down there? Use both hands. Buff it. Wax on, wax off.

laughing so much my dick keeps hitting me in the chin.

 

[AtFirstSight]

laughing so much my dick keeps hitting me in the chin.

See, that's my problem, I get guys laughing so hard that they dont actually do anything with me.

 

[JEDIRASTA]

See, that's my problem, I get guys laughing so hard that they dont actually do anything with me.

fuck off, thats a great quality to have.....*extracting dick from eye socket*

 

[Jailhouse]

See, that's my problem, I get guys laughing so hard that they dont actually do anything with me.

Allow me to dissuade you of that notion...

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

See, that's my problem, I get guys laughing so hard that they dont actually do anything with me.

<<<<< doesn't have a dick and would give you so much undivided attention

 

[JEDIRASTA]

mrs jeepman! im waiting, my arse is getting cold, it needs warming up.

 

[AtFirstSight]

<<<<< doesn't have a dick and would give you so much undivided attention

hmm maybe I am better off with girls

 

[AtFirstSight]

fuck off, thats a great quality to have.....*extracting dick from eye socket*

that's not sexy

 

[JEDIRASTA]

hmm maybe I am better off with girls

a resounding no

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

hmm maybe I am better off with girls

yes you would be, especially this girl

 

[First Name Sir]

AFS - trust me, a guy can laugh and want a girl at the same time... particularly when they are lovely like you with a very hot streak. Direct their reactions in a way that benefits you....

 

[JEDIRASTA]

that's not sexy

a sense of humour...... english spelling.......... or me dick/eye socket?

 

[AtFirstSight]

a resounding no

pfft like you'd tell it straight! lol

 

[AtFirstSight]

a sense of humour...... english spelling.......... or me dick/eye socket?

the last one

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

a sense of humour...... english spelling.......... or me dick/eye socket?

I think she was referring to the "fuck you"

 

[JEDIRASTA]

pfft like you'd tell it straight! lol

i might be many things, but a lyer im not.....*as he sits in his castle* you ask my opinion, for what its worth & i'll tell it as it is. i have only lied once on this thread, when i said my dick was hitting my chin......... in fact it was scratching me behind the ear.

 

[AtFirstSight]

i might be many things, but a lyer im not.....*as he sits in his castle* you ask my opinion, for what its worth & i'll tell it as it is. i have only lied once on this thread, when i said my dick was hitting my chin......... in fact it was scratching me behind the ear.

oooo big spender

 

[AtFirstSight]

I've been waiting all my life to find you...

Always been 1 step behind you. Your love babe, I've been waiting all my life.

 

[Faime]

Always been 1 step behind you. Your love babe, I've been waiting all my life.

I'm going to need to steal you away, sorry hun. It's just something I have to do.

 

[JEDIRASTA]

I think she was referring to the "fuck you"

i think we've got our wires crossed, mrs jeepman. i never said "fuck you". sorry for any offence taken, & i'll apolgise to afs, also.