First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

What can I say, it's how I roll

 

[rootsfan]

What can I say, it's how I roll

See, there's your problem. You shouldn't be rolling. You should be kneeling...or spreading...or straddling...or something.

 

[AtFirstSight]

See, there's your problem. You shouldn't be rolling. You should be kneeling...or spreading...or straddling...or something.

What if I were rolling my clit under my finger.

 

[rootsfan]

What if I were rolling my clit under my finger.

Well, that wouldn't be so bad, I suppose. Probably be better if you were spreading for fingers and a tongue.

 

[EndCredits]

OKAY SRSLY. Unfair.

 

[sleepyvh]

What if I were rolling my clit under my finger.

Then I'd like to see pics to prove it...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Then I'd like to see pics to prove it...

It's too hard to touch myself, use my bullet, and hold a camera at the same time. You'll have to take my word for it

 

[sleepyvh]

It's too hard to touch myself, use my bullet, and hold a camera at the same time. You'll have to take my word for it

If I must take ur word for it, then I must... but dang, couldn't ya put the bullet down for one pic? Heh

 

[AtFirstSight]

If I must take ur word for it, then I must... but dang, couldn't ya put the bullet down for one pic? Heh

Clearly you have never felt the joys of a bullet if you're asking me to put it down. haha

 

[sleepyvh]

Clearly you have never felt the joys of a bullet if you're asking me to put it down. haha

That would be a true statement. I Know a girl that got addicted to those things though... so they must be good..

 

[AtFirstSight]

That would be a true statement. I Know a girl that got addicted to those things though... so they must be good..

I wouldn't say I'm addcited..just eternally grateful to my friend who bought it for me.

 

[sleepyvh]

I wouldn't say I'm addcited..just eternally grateful to my friend who bought it for me.

Now THATs a friend... maybe that friend could take the pics...

So what Porn ya watchin/looking at while doing that?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Now THATs a friend... maybe that friend could take the pics...

So what Porn ya watchin/looking at while doing that?

That friend perhaps could if she weren't hundreds of miles away.

I usually stick to amateur stuff just b/c it involves fewer fake parts/unbelievable situations than "real" porn.

 

[sleepyvh]

That friend perhaps could if she weren't hundreds of miles away.

I usually stick to amateur stuff just b/c it involves fewer fake parts/unbelievable situations than "real" porn.

I agree with ur choice of porn. Kinda like why I like looking at you, huh?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I agree with ur choice of porn. Kinda like why I like looking at you, huh?

Perhaps It is true that nobody has ever accused me of having had a boob job.

 

[sleepyvh]

Perhaps It is true that nobody has ever accused me of having had a boob job.

I've always went for the smaller non fake tits myself.

 

[mythras]

AFS, it sounds like you enjoy your bullet as much as my wife enjoys hers, I LOVE to watch her use it, and I am rock hard thinking of you using yours and imagining your moans of pleasure...

 

[rootsfan]

It's too hard to touch myself, use my bullet, and hold a camera at the same time. You'll have to take my word for it

Damn, you weren't bluffing last night. I'm taking your word for it right now. *strokes*

 

[DaBears34]

It's too hard to touch myself, use my bullet, and hold a camera at the same time. You'll have to take my word for it

Sounds like you need a photographer. Or a spare hand.

 

[MacGuffinn]

What if I were rolling my clit under my finger.

Thought you had four fingers... nice shots, by the way.

 

[Hocky9377]

Perhaps It is true that nobody has ever accused me of having had a boob job.

Nor should you. Youre not supposed to mess with perfection.

 

[In Anticipation]

There's only two types of people in the world. Those who entertain and those who observe.

But I like to do both? How would that work?

 

[MacGuffinn]

This weeks bump.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

I'm incredibly horny and incredibly alone.

...to be able to help you put with that...
priceless

 

[AtFirstSight]

Nor should you. Youre not supposed to mess with perfection.

ooo Mr Smooth haha