First Timer

[rootsfan]

ah! Bad Santa!

That's not what you'll say in my next dream.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That's not what you'll say in my next dream.

I'll say "ooooh santa!" *rolls candy-cane striped condom on*

 

[rootsfan]

I'll say "ooooh santa!" *rolls candy-cane striped condom on*

Perfect. *taking you by the hips and planting you on my lap, giving your tush a swat*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Perfect. *taking you by the hips and planting you on my lap, giving your tush a swat*

*curls up on your lap*

 

[rootsfan]

*curls up on your lap*

*pets your...neck*

 

[AtFirstSight]

*pets your...neck*

i would be so scared if I grew a neck...there

 

[rootsfan]

i would be so scared if I grew a neck...there

Sssshhhh! *strokes your shoulders*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sssshhhh! *strokes your shoulders*

*falls into a co--I mean--falls asleep*

 

[rootsfan]

*falls into a co--I mean--falls asleep*

Fine, then, we'll be naughty later. *puts your head on my shoulder*

 

[In Anticipation]

Yes that's my foot lol

Um, do you always put your foot there or just for special occasions?

*falls into a co--I mean--falls asleep*

Smiths fan?

 

[Street Dog]

ah! Bad Santa!

"Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOm64YHDDik

 

[AtFirstSight]

Um, do you always put your foot there or just for special occasions?

Whenever I sit cross-legged my foot is there? Does it look that awkward?

 

[peekingone]

hello there and TGIF. What time is happy hour???

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Whenever I sit cross-legged my foot is there? Does it look that awkward?

Nah, it looks fine to me. All of you fine to me though.

 

[AtFirstSight]

hello there and TGIF. What time is happy hour???

Fridays are one continuous happy hour!

 

[rootsfan]

Fridays are one continuous happy hour!

Although this Friday is apparently a special one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=March+14th

Shame I won't be celebrating.

 

[Bender_Rod]

I'm the one who likes making love on the floor.

Dear lord that is amazingly erotic.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Dear lord that is amazingly erotic.

Sex on the floor or the picture?

 

[AtFirstSight]

*sigh*

 

[EndCredits]

*sigh*

You okay?

 

[Aleolus]

Umm, would it be selfish to ask for an index to be edited into the first post, so lazy viewers like me don't have to dig through 400+ pages to see all of your glorious pics? Please?

 

[rootsfan]

*sigh*

*One big-ass hug, no waiting*

 

[AtFirstSight]

You okay?

I'm the only person I know who can wind up getting ditched when they didn't even want to go in the first place.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Umm, would it be selfish to ask for an index to be edited into the first post, so lazy viewers like me don't have to dig through 400+ pages to see all of your glorious pics? Please?

The problem with that is that I'm lazy, too.

But I can tell you that there aren't pictures on at least the first 100 pages

 

[wtexcat]

I'm the only person I know who can wind up getting ditched when they didn't even want to go in the first place.

I have had the fun of dealing with that myself