First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Do you have your receipt? No returns or exchanges without one...

If I have sex with you then can I have the toaster?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

If I have sex with you then can I have the toaster?

Direct...and acceptable as an exception!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Direct...and acceptable as an exception!

kick ass! *grabs the toaster and makes a toast*

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

kick ass! *grabs the toaster and makes a toast*

Toster waffles would be good in it...just sayin'...

 

[rootsfan]

kick ass! *grabs the toaster and makes a toast*

To what are you toasting? Pop Tarts would be swell (with sprinkles).

 

[AtFirstSight]

To what are you toasting? Pop Tarts would be swell (with sprinkles).

I was actually thinking of saying *makes a poptart* but then I remembered how fricking horrible they are for you. I lived on them in the Bahamas, though. Mmm Pop Tarts and/or granola bars for breakfast and lunch.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Toster waffles would be good in it...just sayin'...

I would like some Chinese food, please.

 

[rootsfan]

I was actually thinking of saying *makes a poptart* but then I remembered how fricking horrible they are for you. I lived on them in the Bahamas, though. Mmm Pop Tarts and/or granola bars for breakfast and lunch.

Oh yeah, they're pretty hideous from a nutritional standpoint. All carbs, no vitamins.

Mmm, think I'll have a granola bar now.

 

[rootsfan]

I would like some Chinese food, please.

Well, I can't help you there, but there's a good Thai place two blocks away. C'mon over.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh yeah, they're pretty hideous from a nutritional standpoint. All carbs, no vitamins.

Mmm, think I'll have a granola bar now.

The word carbs makes my stomach excited. Mmm pasta. Maybe I'll eat something Italian tomorrow night. I already planned on seeing a movie...so I'll take myself on a date. Hot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, I can't help you there, but there's a good Thai place two blocks away. C'mon over.

You'd rather Thai me up.

 

[Slave Master]

You'd rather Thai me up.

Katie

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I would like some Chinese food, please.

I would too! What shall we do about that?

 

[ruckussbp]

why

are you taking yourself on a date? need an escort? are we eating in or out? or both?

The word carbs makes my stomach excited. Mmm pasta. Maybe I'll eat something Italian tomorrow night. I already planned on seeing a movie...so I'll take myself on a date. Hot.

 

[rootsfan]

The word carbs makes my stomach excited. Mmm pasta. Maybe I'll eat something Italian tomorrow night. I already planned on seeing a movie...so I'll take myself on a date. Hot.

Hot, indeed. If you go all the way with yourself, please let me know.

 

[AtFirstSight]

are you taking yourself on a date? need an escort? are we eating in or out? or both?

I'm taking myself on a date because if I wait around for a guy to do it I'll be waiting forever. Besides, this way there's no awkwardness when it comes time to pay the bill

 

[rootsfan]

You'd rather Thai me up.

*ba-dum ching* Good point. I suspect you'd enjoy it, too.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hot, indeed. If you go all the way with yourself, please let me know.

That bitch better put out after dinner and a movie!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

The word carbs makes my stomach excited. Mmm pasta. Maybe I'll eat something Italian tomorrow night. I already planned on seeing a movie...so I'll take myself on a date. Hot.

What are you taking yourself to see?

 

[ruckussbp]

Forever

That bitch better put out after dinner and a movie!

LOL
I doubt it...I'd ask you in a heartbeat...and why would it be awkward (sp?) i think the guy should pay for at least the first one, hell i still pay for my gf

 

[rootsfan]

That bitch better put out after dinner and a movie!

Word, that's what I always say!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Toster waffles would be good in it...just sayin'...

WAFFLE!!!!!!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

WAFFLE!!!!!!

They have the power to heal!

 

[AtFirstSight]

LOL
I doubt it...I'd ask you in a heartbeat...and why would it be awkward (sp?) i think the guy should pay for at least the first one, hell i still pay for my gf

Maybe it isn't awkward. I've only been on like one date, so I don't really know.

 

[AtFirstSight]

They have the power to heal!

Amen!

I'm taking myself to see Atonement.