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[EvilMcMonkey]

You're all the same, you know that?! lol

All brilliant guys? Yes, yes we are.

6 hours of driving + 'splodies = fun!

 

[AtFirstSight]

All brilliant guys? Yes, yes we are.

6 hours of driving + 'splodies = fun!

'splodies? lol that's a fun word.

*licks your face*

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

'splodies? lol that's a fun word.

*licks your face*

I do like creating English words. I'm still pushing for the adoption of my word "dolb" referring to that amount of cool whip that ends up on your pulpkin pie in a spoonful. Can also apply to other creams, e.g. shaving cream, aerosol whipped cream.

*wipes off glasses and licks you back*

 

[quietlyhorny]

I do like creating English words. I'm still pushing for the adoption of my word "dolb" referring to that amount of cool whip that ends up on your pulpkin pie in a spoonful. Can also apply to other creams, e.g. shaving cream, aerosol whipped cream.

I hate to interject, but isn't what you're describing a 'dollop'. You may just be slurring it...

 

[AtFirstSight]

I do like creating English words. I'm still pushing for the adoption of my word "dolb" referring to that amount of cool whip that ends up on your pumpkin pie in a spoonful. Can also apply to other creams, e.g. shaving cream, aerosol whipped cream.

*wipes off glasses and licks you back*

I dont like dolb as much as splodies. And is it just me or does aerosol whipped cream always taste worse than the kind from a tub?

I didn't lick your glasses, dumby. *throws the glasses across the room & licks your face*

 

[AtFirstSight]

I hate to interject, but isn't what you're describing a 'dollop'. You may just be slurring it...

Yes yes, I believe dolb is the drunk pronunciation of dollop.

 

[quietlyhorny]

Yes yes, I believe dolb is the drunk pronunciation of dollop.

..or it could also be the mouth-full-of-food version of dolt..

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I hate to interject, but isn't what you're describing a 'dollop'. You may just be slurring it...

Dollop is a fine word, and has served us well. However, look at how tired it is, while dolb is new and exciting. Be the first on your block to use it! Let's start a movement and get it placed in the dictionary!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I dont like dolb as much as splodies. And is it just me or does aerosol whipped cream always taste worse than the kind from a tub?

I didn't lick your glasses, dumby. *throws the glasses across the room & licks your face*

I agree, aerosol whipped cream has a strange taste to it. It is, however, more fun to apply to someone...

*sets glasses out of the way, and nibbles your neck*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Dollop is a fine word, and has served us well. However, look at how tired it is, while dolb is new and exciting. Be the first on your block to use it! Let's start a movement and get it placed in the dictionary!

Aww aren't you just the Rosa Parks of the Dictionary-Improvement Movement.

I like a man who takes action

 

[BradBigBrain]

Baby, I just took the poll. Because I had to choose, I chose your ass. There was no all of the above choice.

 

[rootsfan]

And what came of your rumination?

*ahem* I did.

So, what's with the poll, Mam'selle? This is a very difficult choice (in a good way, OK? ).

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Aww aren't you just the Rosa Parks of the Dictionary-Improvement Movement.

I like a man who takes action

If you want to control the the discourse, control the language.

Today, splodies...tomorrow, dolb!

 

[AtFirstSight]

*ahem* I did.

So, what's with the poll, Mam'selle? This is a very difficult choice .

*ahem* that turns me on

What fun would an easy poll be?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Baby, I just took the poll. Because I had to choose, I chose your ass. There was no all of the above choice.

The all of the above choices always piss me off on exams.

 

[AtFirstSight]

If you want to control the discourse, control the language.

Today, splodies...tomorrow, dolb!

If you were a guinea pig I would cuddle you all the time

 

[BradBigBrain]

The all of the above choices always piss me off on exams.

I know. "All of the above" would be the easiest of them all. It was a tough choice. But since you have such a spectacular ass, I chose that one.

 

[CountryBoy01]

I love your tummy!

Edit: Your legs are close second!

 

[EndCredits]

I'm the only one who voted legs? Sacrilege.

To be fair though, I mainly voted legs because I think that "hips" counts under that category as well.

 

[rootsfan]

*ahem* that turns me on

What fun would an easy poll be?

And that in turn makes me... An excellent example of a virtuous circle.

Well, ultimately, I'm an ass man, so there's my answer; I seem to be in the majority thus far. But it's all spectacular (including your tummy), in my view.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

If you were a guinea pig I would cuddle you all the time

If I were a guinea pig I'd sleep a lot during the day and get rambunctious at night, just to make you cuddle me more.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I love your tummy!

Edit: Your legs are close second!

I liked my tummy better when I kept up on my crunches! But thank you

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm the only one who voted legs? Sacrilege.

To be fair though, I mainly voted legs because I think that "hips" counts under that category as well.

I think hips does indeed count as part of legs.

 

[EndCredits]

I think hips does indeed count as part of legs.

Good. Because yours are hot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

And that in turn makes me... An excellent example of a virtuous circle.

Well, ultimately, I'm an ass man, so there's my answer; I seem to be in the majority thus far. But it's all spectacular (including your tummy), in my view.

It can't all be spectacular. There is always something that is lacking. But I'm an ass (wo)man, too.