First Timer

[Glyndwr]

I'm sure that there's a way to make that statement into a mathematical equation. Thank God I can't remember how.

There is probably an exponential relationship between the distance down your thighs the jeans slide and the appeal they have. By the time they lie in a discarded heap the effect will be staggering

 

[AtFirstSight]

I can tell you that the closer to the floor they are, the further away from the floor my dick gets, itbecomes correlative at times. And then I had to check that I spelled correlative correctly, because you're that girl!

lol that's my boy! good grammar is hot

 

[AtFirstSight]

No snow here yet this year, so I can't even send you any. Perhaps some ice?

we've got quite a lot of that right now. The trees look like they're covered in glass. It's saweet

 

[AtFirstSight]

good evening beautiful...i hope you slept well last night...sorry for poking you while you were asleep

No prob. I was probably just pretending ot be asleep to see what you'd do with me

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

we've got quite a lot of that right now. The trees look like they're covered in glass. It's saweet

We've got snow to burn. Wait...

 

[AtFirstSight]

There is probably an exponential relationship between the distance down your thighs the jeans slide and the appeal they have. By the time they lie in a discarded heap the effect will be staggering

I could bring a man to his knees, then? It would be nice to have that kind of power.

 

[AtFirstSight]

We've got snow to burn. Wait...

nobody likes a bragger

 

[scoot3816]

I could bring a man to his knees, then? It would be nice to have that kind of power.

mmm definitely more like that!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

nobody likes a bragger

Grocery stores do! Wait, that's a bagger.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Grocery stores do! Wait, that's a bagger.

Why is it impossible to even pretend to hate you?

 

[Glyndwr]

I could bring a man to his knees, then? It would be nice to have that kind of power.

Would it be crude to mention that if you were in this position I would willingly place myself on my knees, if you would throw your legs over my shoulders

 

[AtFirstSight]

Would it be crude to mention that if you were in this position I would willingly place myself on my knees, if you would throw your legs over my shoulders

Crude? Nah. Unfair? Yes.

I think I need a boy toy. My booty call is too far away

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Why is it impossible to even pretend to hate you?

Hello! Because I'm adorable like a kitten-angel-baby asleep in a pile if baby chicks...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hello! Because I'm adorable like a kitten-angel-baby asleep in a pile if baby chicks...

aww baby chicks are the cutest things possibly ever. Too bad they grow up.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

aww baby chicks are the cutest things possibly ever. Too bad they grow up.

And once they are grown chickens...well, the only good chicken is a dead chicken.

Ask the Colonel! I'll get the Ouji board!

 

[AtFirstSight]

And once they are grown chickens...well, the only good chicken is a dead chicken.

Ask the Colonel! I'll get the Ouji board!

*dresses in black and cuts a few electrical wires so that the lights flicker* Ready!!!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

*dresses in black and cuts a few electrical wires so that the lights flicker* Ready!!!

Light as a chicken feather...stiff as a...chicken......uh...board.

Come in spirit world! McMonkey to spirit world! Come in!

Oooh...the Colonel says he likes the Wonderbread panties! And he watches you shower!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Light as a chicken feather...stiff as a...chicken......uh...board.

Come in spirit world! McMonkey to spirit world! Come in!

Oooh...the Colonel says he likes the Wonderbread panties! And he watches you shower!

lol! McM,you come up w/some crazy stuff. You kind of remind me of a Ferby. If you could be mass-produced and covered in fake fur...you would be one hot commodity.

 

[Glyndwr]

Crude? Nah. Unfair? Yes.

I think I need a boy toy. My booty call is too far away

According to your profile you're only next door to me. Pop around I'll be waiting with wine & chocolates

 

[AtFirstSight]

According to your profile you're only next door to me. Pop around I'll be waiting with wine & chocolates

Mmm make that hot cocoa and chocolate and you soooo have yourself a deal. In fact, screw the chocolate...I'd rather screw you.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lol! McM,you come up w/some crazy stuff. You kind of remind me of a Ferby. If you could be mass-produced and covered in fake fur...you would be one hot commodity.

Thank goodness I'm not mass-producable. I look weird in fake fur. EVen weirder in real fur.

Which reminds me of a lesson from your old Uncle McMonkey: kids, never make road kill into a loin cloth. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me. Now get me a whisky sour.

 

[Glyndwr]

Mmm make that hot cocoa and chocolate and you soooo have yourself a deal. In fact, screw the chocolate...I'd rather screw you.

The chocolates are heading for the bin and my clothes are headed for the floor

 

[AtFirstSight]

Thank goodness I'm not mass-producable. I look weird in fake fur. EVen weirder in real fur.

Which reminds me of a lesson from your old Uncle McMonkey: kids, never make road kill into a loin cloth. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me. Now get me a whisky sour.

I dont even know how to respond to that. You're amazing. *bows to you*

 

[AtFirstSight]

The chocolates are heading for the bin and my clothes are headed for the floor

w00t! mine too

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I dont even know how to respond to that. You're amazing. *bows to you*

*Bows back* I do try.

Hoe bestudeerde?