First Timer

[MacGuffinn]

noooo you'll stick around until the next totally bodacious babe comes onto Lit.

That's not true... you're more than enough for one man. Of course, when you're gone, I can't say what'd happen then!

Ah, life is cruel.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Evening one and all, and how might we be?

I'm gooood. But I'm also so damn hungry that I think my ruggae is about turn on me. So I'm going to run out real quick and buy some really unhealthy fast food that drips grease, and the burger will have meat that comes from really poorly treated animals, but I wont care b/c I love clogging my arteries with fatty acids.

God I love America.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Mmmm meat on toasted meat!

 

[Omnipotency]

You know how to turn a guy on so well.... Lol

 

[AtFirstSight]

Mmmm meat on toasted meat!

ewww lol More like chicken bacon and swiss

 

[AtFirstSight]

Good thing I had a meeting today and doubled the size of my business...put a nice tip for yourself on the bill.

I like the way you think

 

[AtFirstSight]

You know how to turn a guy on so well.... Lol

Thanks! I actually took these classes on how to be seductive and I never thought they worked..but now I know they did!

 

[Omnipotency]

Classes in seduction.. Which grade did you receive?

Lesson 1: Converse with your seductee about unhealthy food and the adverse effects they have on your body

Lesson 2: Having successfully seduced your target, fuck them senseless.

 

[Baron Waste]

I like the way you think

Of course you do, we think alike, baby. Heh heh heh.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Classes in seduction.. Which grade did you receive?

Lesson 1: Converse with your seductee about unhealthy food and the adverse effects they have on your body

Lesson 2: Having successfully seduced your target, fuck them senseless.

I received a B..and yeah, those were the two lessons exactly. Were you in my class, too?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Of course you do, we think alike, baby. Heh heh heh.

I ate too much too fast and now my stomach is annnngry

 

[Omnipotency]

I might just have been in your class, possibly admiring your beauty from afar.

Angry stomach? Perhaps you should quell it with a friendly Anti Acid pill.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I might just have been in your class, possibly admiring your beauty from afar.

Angry stomach? Perhaps you should quell it with a friendly Anti Acid pill.

i dont need an anti-acid lol. Just time to digest everything I just shoved into my face. (paints a pretty picture, huh)

 

[Omnipotency]

Oh yes, i'm absolutely elated at the thought of you shoving food down your throat, again with the seduction. Speaking of pretty pictures, i imagine painting you in some of the poses you've been photographed in to be an experience worth having.

 

[Baron Waste]

I ate too much too fast and now my stomach is annnngry

Awwwwww. You'll enjoy this then. The phone just rang and I reached over to grab it and my chair went over backwards dumping me headfirst onto the floor LMFAO Yep, butt and feet in the air, the whole nine. Thought I'd share since you'll never get that nickname out of me. And your tummy will feel better after the grease settles to the bottom.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh yes, i'm absolutely elated at the thought of you shoving food down your throat, again with the seduction. Speaking of pretty pictures, i imagine painting you in some of the poses you've been photographed in to be an experience worth having.

are you an artist?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Awwwwww. You'll enjoy this then. The phone just rang and I reached over to grab it and my chair went over backwards dumping me headfirst onto the floor LMFAO Yep, butt and feet in the air, the whole nine. Thought I'd share since you'll never get that nickname out of me. And your tummy will feel better after the grease settles to the bottom.

lol! I've done stuff like that before. Hurts your pride but it's still hilarious. Was it even an important phone call?

And believe me, Iwill get the nickname.

 

[Omnipotency]

Everyone can be an artist these days, it's the way in which 1 person can perceive something as art that causes it so. Personally i'm more of a sketcher, i'm thinking a Titanic sort of pose

Although painting can be fun, painting the body more so. Combine the two for a great time.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Everyone can be an artist these days, it's the way in which 1 person can perceive something as art that causes it so. Personally i'm more of a sketcher, i'm thinking a Titanic sort of pose

Although painting can be fun, painting the body more so. Combine the two for a great time.

ooo a Titanic sort of pose. Only if we get the instrumental music behind us.

 

[Baron Waste]

lol! I've done stuff like that before. Hurts your pride but it's still hilarious. Was it even an important phone call?

Ummmmm, actually I could have lived without it...the drama continues.

And believe me, Iwill get the nickname.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...wanna bet?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ummmmm, actually I could have lived without it...the drama continues.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...wanna bet?

Girl drama? And..oh, you wait. I will get it.

 

[Omnipotency]

Aren't you the little exhibitionist, you'd like an orchestral audience serenading us as i sketch you in an array of provocative poses? Sounds like fun.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Aren't you the little exhibitionist, you'd like an orchestral audience serenading us as i sketch you in an array of provocative poses? Sounds like fun.

I was thinking more along the lines of a CD in a stereo

 

[Baron Waste]

Girl drama? And..oh, you wait. I will get it.

Yeah, girl drama. I started some shit Saturday night and I'm dealing with the aftermath. I love ex's and their new boyfriends. I told you I was a bad guy, but you din't believe me. Silly...



Oh, and...Never!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I will not give you ammo to pick on me, you're already too good at it.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yeah, girl drama. I started some shit Saturday night and I'm dealing with the aftermath. I love ex's and their new boyfriends. I told you I was a bad guy, but you din't believe me. Silly...

Oh, and...Never!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I will not give you ammo to pick on me, you're already too good at it.

If you told me your secret, most hated nickname, I wouldn't use it against you And girls suck. So do boys, though.