First Snow

[sirhugs]

~ the kids want to go out and play in it. Someone needs to go supervise. After months of physical distancing, encountering a neighbour has extra thrill.

And someone needs to stay inside. They take the opportunity to watch porn, not realize that the 18 yr old is home from college/the spouse's drunk chum slept over/the spouse comes back in with a wet kid (kid stays ff stage of course)

Snowball fight outside college dorm gets rowdy and randy

A meet cute fender bender

Huddle inside the bus shelter, strangers who have been eyeing each other for months finally speak...

 

[JJA122]

Stuffing snow down... a guy's pants... a guy stuffing snow down a girl's pants... a girl stuffing snow down a guy's pants...

♫Baby it's cold outside♫

 

[sirhugs]

Stuffing snow down... a guy's pants... a guy stuffing snow down a girl's pants... a girl stuffing snow down a guy's pants...

♫Baby it's cold outside♫

or a girl shoving snow down the other girl's pants

 

[Carnevil9]

♫Baby it's cold outside♫

How about a story based on this perennial holiday favorite?

 

[JJA122]

♫Frosty the snowman,
Has a second carrot in a special place,
Now he has his creator pinned against a tree,
Carrot juice all over your face♫

"Hey Lindsey, Lauren, want to make snow angels outside. We can take our clothes off so we don't get wet."

Second Verse!

♫Frosty the snowman,
Is introduced to her guy friends, two,
So he pulls the carrot out and what do you know?
He can be a snowwoman too♫

♫Frosty the snowman's
Wife was created the other day,
So she creates him two snowballs between his legs,
and kicks them, oh is she gonna make him pay♫

♫Frosty the snowman,
In a swamp he finds a mudwoman by a camp,
Once you go mud there's no going back to lump,
But turn's out she's quite the tramp♫

 

[sirhugs]

♫Frosty the snowman,
Has a second carrot in a special place,
Now he has his creator pinned against a tree,
Carrot juice all over your face♫

"Hey Lindsey, Lauren, want to make snow angels outside. We can take our clothes off so we don't get wet."

Second Verse!

♫Frosty the snowman,
Is introduced to her guy friends, two,
So he pulls the carrot out and what do you know?
He can be a snowwoman too♫

♫Frosty the snowman's
Wife was created the other day,
So she creates him two snowballs between his legs,
and kicks them, oh is she gonna make him pay♫

♫Frosty the snowman,
In a swamp he finds a mudwoman by a camp,
Once you go mud there's no going back to lump,
But turn's out she's quite the tramp♫

you could submit this as a poem

 

[JJA122]

Maybe, it's not that good though.
Aaand my mind thought that swamp rhymed with tramp, so there's that.
Nothing saucy rhymes with mud. No wait, there's rosebud.

 

[sirhugs]

Maybe, it's not that good though.
Aaand my mind thought that swamp rhymed with tramp, so there's that.
Nothing saucy rhymes with mud. No wait, there's rosebud.

and 'rosebud' is a synonym for...

 

[JJA122]

Teh butt hole.


I just submitted it:

♫♫♫
Frosty the snowman,
Has a second carrot in a special place,
Now he has his creator pinned against a tree,
Carrot juice all over your face

Frosty the snowman is an urban myth, they say,
He was made of snow but the sorority knows,
How he came and came that day,
There must have been some Lit. magic in that farmer's hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head, his libido did rebound

Frosty the snowman,
Is introduced to your cis guy crew,
So he pulls out the carrot and what do you know?
He can be a snowwoman too

Frosty the snowman
Wanted some CBT,
So you create him two snowballs between his legs,
and kick them while his tied to a tree

Frosty the snowman,
In a swamp he finds a mudwoman by a camp,
Once you go brown, there's no turning her down,
But turn's out that she's a tramp

Frosty the snowman,
Knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "let's have last some fun but I'm not melting away,"
"Just give me a peephole in the freezer and I can still play"

 

[Carnevil9]

Maybe, it's not that good though.
Aaand my mind thought that swamp rhymed with tramp, so there's that.
Nothing saucy rhymes with mud. No wait, there's rosebud.

And also "pud."

 

[sirhugs]

Teh butt hole.


I just submitted it:

♫♫♫
Frosty the snowman,
Has a second carrot in a special place,
Now he has his creator pinned against a tree,
Carrot juice all over your face

Frosty the snowman is an urban myth, they say,
He was made of snow but the sorority knows,
How he came and came that day,
There must have been some Lit. magic in that farmer's hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head, his libido did rebound

Frosty the snowman,
Is introduced to your cis guy crew,
So he pulls out the carrot and what do you know?
He can be a snowwoman too

Frosty the snowman
Wanted some CBT,
So you create him two snowballs between his legs,
and kick them while his tied to a tree

Frosty the snowman,
In a swamp he finds a mudwoman by a camp,
Once you go brown, there's no turning her down,
But turn's out that she's a tramp

Frosty the snowman,
Knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "let's have last some fun but I'm not melting away,"
"Just give me a peephole in the freezer and I can still play"

alas, I ought to have advised waiting for the Winter Holidays Contest...

 

[sirhugs]

Coming in soaking wet after shovelling requires stripping down. Little does the person know who is watching...

... any sort of family member(s)
... the next door neighbour who stopped by for tea
... the PTA pamphleteer
... the church visitor
... the tentacle monster