First post.

How do you know this isn't one of those races to see who finishes LAST?
 
Private Vasquez said:
I guess cock-blockin' doesn't work here, does it?

Cock blocking is much more present in soccer and sports where you can't use your hands...
 
Private Vasquez said:
That's cock-kicking...different stragedy, though highly effective.


Is cock-kicking banned in soccer?
 
July 11, 2001 - my first post in Author's Hangout:

Rambling Rose said:
These are my top three! NO netspeak! Language is everything in this forum. It is distracting and takes you out of the moment to find singular letters and even numeric figures when reading erotica. PLEASE writers, rethink this bad habit before submitting your work! It's lazy and has no sensual value.

and yes...story...build it...let it grow...take me with you.

Thank you for posting this! Perhaps some will take note.

Heh. I had strong opinions from the beginning. No 'Hi, I'm new here and just wanted to say hello!' for me. I'm curious now (since I had hoped this thread would be about our first posts) what others contributed their first time on the boards. Use the search function to run a search on your username/search option 'show results as posts', and click back to the last page. You'll find your first post at the bottom of the page.
 
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sd412,

Do you have any siblings?

You would make a killer weirdo uncle. Thats a compliment.
 
This is PC's first post after he changed nicks. He was an eager little beaver back then in the SRP forum! Note the enthusiasm:

Problem Child said:
just wanted to inform all that I used to be montypython and am now using this new profile.

What's in a name? I know, I know, but it grated on my nerves, and this new name fits my personality so much better.

Let's get started!


For purists, I think this was his first first post:

montypython said:
Hello all! This site has become the black hole that consumes all my leisure time lately. I love it.
I'd love to join the story if I may. If anyone needs a master (or slave) I'm your man.

I never knew PC was a switch. Damn. Just damn.
 
The mouseter's first words...

For the record, he still has a thing for greyscale pics:

modest mouse said:
WOW.....

Great Pix Mae. Varied in style and quite sexy. I love the choice of Black and White.

It has been said above...but it is worth saying again, GREAT EYES.

New to this site, but looking forward to seeing more.

And oh, the things he's seen since...boggles the mind, it does.
 
Am I the only one that is amused by these?

Rubyfruit came in with a compliment and she's only gotten more adept at bestowing her favors:

Rubyfruit said:
Homer,

That was incredible. While reading it, I felt as if I was the lover in your poem with you.

Simply beautiful.

Ruby
 
Cymbidia's 'expenditure of energy, time and focus etc.' here has been well spent. Now she co-moderates her own BDSM forum!

cymbidia said:
hi angie .. i'd love to .. and you found me elsewhere and invited me, sooooo ..

here's my resume ~g~:

i don't know my way around THIS discussion board but i've been online a long time, years and years, from a time long before there were women in any great numbers in the slipstream. back then, all we had was this kinda communication .. no rt chat at all. i was heavily immersed in a MU for about a year (bayMOO), have spent time off and on and off and on in irc, and done my time in rt chats. i've done some BBS-type interactive story-telling, too, some with assigned characters, some with a more off-the-cuff aproach. i've written and net-published a few of my own stories (always BDSM tinged .. okay .. always laced *heavily* with BDSM themes). they've been published hither and yon, usually first in usenet, in alt.sex.stories. a handful have found thier way to the BDSM cafe, to the the short stories section they have there (http://www.bdsmcafe.com). they're in other story sites too .. not here. hmm .. maybe i should send a few in here? i've had this nick for years and i'm not changing it.

i have a real life too, believe it or not. though there have been times when i lived in my puter and my best friends were people i'd never met f2f, i've been there done that and i'm not doing it anymore.

i've begun to wonder, though, before i launch myself into yet another community, beginning yet another expenditure of energy and time and focus and care and sweat and laughter and tears .. all from me to you, all from my puter to yours .. do all net-written words just .. sorta .. finally .. bleed out into the slipstream to become a part of someone else's fevered ramblings some day down the road?

cym
 
Check Out Blush..I Mean Rambling Rose's First Post

Admonishing the writers, how typical:

these are my top three! NO netspeak! Language is everything in this forum. It is distracting and takes you out of the moment to find singular letters and even numeric figures when reading erotica. PLEASE writers, rethink this bad habit before submitting your work! It's lazy and has no sensual value.

and yes...story...build it...let it grow...take me with you.

thank you for posting this! perhaps some will take note.
 
Whaddya know? Cheyenne still promotes the Beaver. She loved it so much she made it her first post here! Does anyone need more of a recommendation than that?

Cheyenne said:
I agree- the Beaver is the best. Rotates a shaft inside you for that "full" feeling while the beaver tongue vibrates your clit. Amazing. Works every time.

Ben wa balls just haven't done much for me. Not enough stimulation I guess.
 
Marxist in a rare non-controversial post. Or was it?

Marxist said:
I'm really new to this site but the two stories I've written are in different categories (BDSM and Loving Wives) and have received a wide disparity in the number of responses.
I, along with everyone else probably, write for response. Which category are people paying the most attention to? I know a lot of people like incest, but lets face it, that's really nasty (Oedipus Rex was a tragedy for a reason). So my question is: does a good sex adventure transcend genre?
 
How did I miss this??? The first post by our threadstarter and resident cartoonist:

sd412 said:
I've been told that I have a telent for cybersex, but I try message boards and icq forums and can't attract anyone who wishes to engage in the act. All I'm trying to ind is somebody who will do it whenever they feel like it, instead of a virtual one night stand. Can anyone offer some advice?

sd412, are you still looking? :D :rose:
 
It wouldn't be the first time. I guess I'll stop. Do you think they've guessed that I do these kinds of searches all the time? Cheyenne is really open about it, but I am more of a stealth detective.

Well, I was.
 
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