First Post

[Stirling]

Long-time listener, first-time caller...finally registered and figured it was time to break the cherry (metaphorically speaking of course, since I'm Just Another Horny Guy) and I wanted my first post to be special, just like my first time...although when I think about it, that wasn't too special either, and neither is this post. Well, live and learn. Thanks for reading, carry on!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Hi

and welcome... glad you decided to post

 

[Weevil]

Metamorphosis into videotape messiah

Can you feel the fax?

Never again, Unless it is covered by Snoopy.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[morninggirl5]

Welcome

Be careful, there are a few venemous species around.

 

[Weevil]

EBW

Don't scare the small children, my friend.

Not to be looking for the rabbit in the reeds

Pursuit of beliefs.

Yet, still we eat your young. Will you join us?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Hi, I am relatively new here too. It is very enjoyable. Your profile sounds very nice.

 

[Guest]

Welcome. We'll make a Lit slut out of you yet!

 

[p_p_man]

No, not a slut...

...we'll need him next time we try to take over the board. He can join the Literotica Freedom Fighters.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Literotica Freedom Fighters? where do i sign up? oh wait.... its supposed to be a secret

 

[Stirling]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone (and the occasional non-sequitar), though I must say, becoming a lit slut sounds a bit more fun than becoming a freedom fighter...but you never know, I could be wrong!

 

[Nicole]

I don't hang around much anymore, but you seem sincere, so welcome and have fun, you'll get addicted, you'll be pissed off, and you'll have fun, but whatever cycle you're going through at the time, everyone is here to help you, so feel free to lean on us anytime.

Nice to have you aboard Stirling

 

[Renegade]

Stirling

Welcome to the board. Hang around for awhile and you're sure to have some an interesting time.

 

[Simply Me]

Welcome Sterling, Don't let them scare you off, they are not near as mean as they seem..except Siren, gotta watch out for her, but if you kiss her ass real good , she gives you points. Now , what exactly we are suppose to do with these points? Dunno, although I do recall hearing about auctioning some man off, but I guess I was at work and missed that. ( I miss all the fun). Have fun , lots of great people on here. ( Hope Siren doesn't take my few measly points away for what I said) heh.

 

[TinaG13]

Welcome Stirling!

I'm almost positive that we ladies around here can make you feel 'oh so very special'! Stick around long enough and you'll see....

 

[p_p_man]

We have fun don't we LFF?...LFF?...Oh Fuck.

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone (and the occasional non-sequitar), though I must say, becoming a lit slut sounds a bit more fun than becoming a freedom fighter...but you never know, I could be wrong!

...the board was taken over yesterday for a short time by a small but valiant band of revolutionaries until one was distracted by sex another had to retire with an asprin taped to his ankle and the third decided to have a tea break.

But it was a close run thing Dammit!

 

[asylumkitten]

*pounces on stirling and gives him a big welcome lick*

 

[Fleshmachine]

The Lit Ladies...

...on the fresh meat like a band of starving hyenas.

You should have a great time.

 

[indyweasel]

Greetings, Salutations, all that good stuff...

Beware of the water, its spiked..

 

[p_p_man]

Give him a chance girls...

... let him settle in first. He'll find out soon enough.

Damn too late - STIRLING COME BACK...IT'S NOT THAT ROUGH HONEST....YOU'LL LIKE IT, TRUST ME...

 

[Stirling]

Getting pounced on isn't so bad, it's fun being fresh meat.

 

[batter]

Welcome to Lit.

glad to meet ya and have a great time visiting.

hope your make some new friends here.

 

[Stirling]

I'm all for making new friends, though I wonder about the protocol of some of the posts here. Do we post merely for the sake of posting? To run our posting total up past the 'virgin' level? In a vain chase to catch Renegage?

I've no problem with the word 'virgin' under my name, I assume it will go away when I hit, what, fifty? 100? No matter. It's nice to be a virgin again. Now if only you could make me sixteen again. Oh my Spanish teacher...Senorita [name]. Mmm.

 

[Renegade]

I've no problem with the word 'virgin' under my name, I assume it will go away when I hit, what, fifty? 100?

It goes away after 30 posts.