First POST - Does DH know??

[AugMilf]

I joined Lit in June and opened PMs a few weeks ago. DH (dear husband) knows I write general erotica and other things to publish but does not know about this site. Lately, if I've been on, he's been walking right up to me. Granted, he isn't looking over my shoulder which he knows is a pet peeve but I must be raising his suspicions.

Anyone else on here feeling like they're being watched?

 

[pointless]

nope.

also, your name is terrible.

 

[lovetoread]

I joined Lit in June and opened PMs a few weeks ago. DH (dear husband) knows I write general erotica and other things to publish but does not know about this site. Lately, if I've been on, he's been walking right up to me. Granted, he isn't looking over my shoulder which he knows is a pet peeve but I must be raising his suspicions.

Anyone else on here feeling like they're being watched?

Uh no.

But apparently he is worried about something you are doing.

 

[Mockingjay]

Uhm, I don't want to be rude but we don't have any idea what he he has in mind about it. Ask him that you will know.

Regarding your question, it would be best to log on Lit with your phone or android.

 

[Skiddles2014]

It's just the weed making you paranoid.

 

[Dream59]

It's just the weed making you paranoid.

Ragweed makes me paranoid. I think I have it all dead and it rises like Lazarus. Round up Is not as good as they say it is.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

The NSA said they were going to stop. You should be fine.

 

[artemesia_g]

My DH has NO IDEA I post here.

 

[Queersetti]

My DH has NO IDEA I post here.

ironically, he does know about AugMilf.

 

[cleaver]

let him know what you do here...
and if you can,
keep what excites you here in the house...

perhaps lit can be a toy to spark what thus far lacks.

or...
piss him off further by being secretive about it.

face it.
he knows something is up.

if you are seeking secret comforts elsewhere
and
are unwilling to share your discomforts about being honest with him about them....

two things:

first, your marriage is in peril (long before you ever found this place).
and
no one / nothing here can address your immediate problems.

also...
all the good quick pick-up fucks have been used
except for... (never mind)

 

[Sinny]

Are you married to Kim Jung Un? Does he make you call him that? Or do you willingly call him that? Dear husband? Seriously?

 

[Noor]

Expressions such as DH, DS, DD and so on are popular in many other online communities, just not LIT.

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I would just tell him or let him see, unless you this is you trying to be "alluring and mysterious." Sharing LIT can be a lot of fun especially if you switch accounts every so often or post for the other person, not that I have every done that

 

[Noor]

Are you married to Kim Jung Un? Does he make you call him that? Or do you willingly call him that? Dear husband? Seriously?

I hope she isn't because that would pretty much be a death sentence.

 

[lilydance]

I'm pretty sure my hubby knows something is up. But he doesn't look over my shoulder. He know I write a little bit so I'm guessing he thinks I'm talking about a new story or doing "research"

 

[dolf]

why would anyone bother hiding it? it's only a bloody message board.

but if you want your relationship filled with lies and mistrust that's fine.

 

[MonaLittle]

Why on earth would you make a post regarding your concern unless you knew you were doing something you felt was wrong or could possibly cause friction?

Sheeesh

 

[Dalbhach]

lmao! Damn, do ya'll have nothing better to do besides roam around this forum like a pack of particularly cowardly dogs looking for any perceived weakness so you can gang up and tear them to pieces?

I suppose being poisonous makes you all feel superior? I'm curious, how's that self-righteous bullshit taste?

 

[Skiddles2014]

Ragweed makes me paranoid. I think I have it all dead and it rises like Lazarus. Round up Is not as good as they say it is.

Try dish soap.

You're welcome.

 

[miles]

The FBI covertly monitors Lit and knows everything about people who post here. The information is now part of your permanent record.

 

[dolf]

how's that self-righteous bullshit taste?

the irony made me titter.

 

[bronzeage]

lmao! Damn, do ya'll have nothing better to do besides roam around this forum like a pack of particularly cowardly dogs looking for any perceived weakness so you can gang up and tear them to pieces?

I suppose being poisonous makes you all feel superior? I'm curious, how's that self-righteous bullshit taste?

Your wife is on to you. She created this thread because she knew it would get your attention.

Send her a cock pic.

 

[Dalbhach]

the irony made me titter.

Your wife is on to you. She created this thread because she knew it would get your attention.

Send her a cock pic.

And the usual suspects emerge! Ya'll are so cute!

 

[bronzeage]

And the usual suspects emerge! Ya'll are so cute!

Don't let her find the folder where you keep the cock pics.

 

[dolf]

som'dy is butthurted

 

[MNGuy]

The NSA is monitoring this site, thanks to Bunny Slippers.

The SO knows I post crap on the internet, but I tell her it's a mostly political forum, that sometimes some idiot posts funny sex stuff.

If the SO comes down and I'm in a non-sexual thread, I don't change it.

If it is a sexual thread, I change tabs to NDSU football.

I keep trying to get her under the desk to blow my while I secretly look at the Cocksucker thread.

Get DH to sign up as AugDILF, and start a role playing thread with each other to spice things up.