First Phone Call of 2002 Revisited

[Angel]

Okay, just so I will stop recieving random PM's from people I've never heard of, people who want me to moan in their ears and other annoyances... I'm going to redo this.http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/cwm/cwm/eek7.gif

I have a phone card which was given to me as a gift and which I will no longer be using for it's intended purpose. So, rather than let it sit here and go to waste (Which it will) I'll use it to call one of you fiendishly loveable Literoticans.

Rules:

1) You have to send me a PM. Don't do it on the board.

2) In your PM give me the best reason you can think of why I should call you. Be creative. If you bore me, why would I bother calling?

3) No, I will not have phone sex with you. Don't ask. No, you cannot masturbate while hearing me talk.

4) The phone call will occur at Midnight, EST unless the you can give me a good reason for a different time.

5) I will be drunk when I call. Deal with my giggling idiocy.

6) I will post the top 3 reasons I was given. I -may- decide to let everyone else pick the best one out of the three.

7) NO I WILL NOT HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Quit protesting. I know you want to have phone sex with me angel cake, but it ain't gonna happen. I don't do phone sex. So you might as well deal with it, no phone sex with muffie.

I hear Todd-o does an interesting racket with kitchenware, though. Might make you feel better. Then again...

 

[Angel]

 

[Chuckus]

 

[KillerMuffin]

We weren't going to let you listen in anyway, Chuckus, did you think it would be a conference call?

So whose the lucky one Angel?

 

[Angel]

Hey!

Chuckus:

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif


Muffy:

Don't know yet. I've waded through enough perversion since last night and one normal PM. I'm giving it til after I scarf some dinner and finish my laundry.

 

[Chuckus]

Re: Hey!

Chuckus:

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif


Muffy:

Don't know yet. I've waded through enough perversion since last night and one normal PM. I'm giving it til after I scarf some dinner and finish my laundry.

check your PM's in a minute or two. K?

 

[Angel]

Got it, hit you back.

 

[Chuckus]

We weren't going to let you listen in anyway, Chuckus, did you think it would be a conference call?

So whose the lucky one Angel?

Damn KM, I was hoping to actually talk to the Muffster. You sure we can't make it a conference call?

 

[Chuckus]

Got it, hit you back.

Got yours and hit YOU back.

 

[Angel]

Damn there's alot of hittin' people up in this thread.

 

[Chuckus]

hmmmmmmmmmm.........maybe you should rename this thread "The Hittin People Up Thread' ?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Angel]

Got it, Chuckavelli.

 

[Angel]

Update

Okay then. I think I know who I'm calling, but I'm not going to post it quite yet. I'm still doing laundry and in a few I'll be going to take a shower.

I WILL post it before I get drunk. I promise.


Someone WILL be getting a sloppy drunken message on their answering machine though

 

[LordMagicMan]

Guests for your shower?

 

[Moi]

Will you have phone sex with me?

 

[Cath!]

7) NO I WILL NOT HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU.

hmm...then why should I even bother to try?

 

[Angel]

Sorry, my phone sex skills are reserved for Myst.

 

[Angel]

Kay, one call is going out right now I believe.

Second will be me leaving a message on someone's answering machine in 5 and a half hours.

Might well be a third one as well if certain people play their cards right

 

[LordMagicMan]

but i lost my deck

 

[Angel]

Aww.

 

[Angel]

Okay. I've just used 30 min of my 250 Min phone card on one sexy mofo.

Not telling who it was though without his permission, but he's free to say so if he wants to.

 

[Purple Haze]

Okay. I've just used 30 min of my 250 Min phone card on one sexy mofo.

Not telling who it was though without his permission, but he's free to say so if he wants to.

Eat your hearts out, fellas.

Angel's way cool.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hey! Where's MY phone call? After that year-long email... sheesh!

 

[LordMagicMan]

Yeah I want a phone call too! hehe