First it was chains...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now it is bullets.



How many of you served in Iran?

 

[lovetoread]

Well dang it, I thought this thread would be about whips and chains.

False advertising

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I know!



I am a bad man...

 

[Smittenkitten_]

Terrible bad man

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The worst!



I can manage to scrounge up a riding crop I think...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have some bits of old extension cord.


It's multi-purpose.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The contractor left his quickie-mart cups all over my yard but made damned sure he got all the old copper line he could dig up...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Many of them have a side bizness as recyclers.


I've done it myself.


Around here, if you have anything with a power cord, just leave it near the alley and it'll disappear.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll bet he thought I was being considerate, coiling it into one pile with the rest of my yard stuff...

 

[ChinaBandit]

Joe has his good days and his bad days. It's like that with dementia.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Joe has his good days and his bad days. It's like that with dementia.

D'mentian it!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Peggy Noonan knows what matters. What matters is what folks talk about afterwards.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Peggy Noonan knows what matters. What matters is what folks talk about afterwards.

Peggy got his feeble-minded ass elected. She should be put out to pasture; too dry to milk...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Joe has his good days and his bad days. It's like that with dementia.

Joe is clueless about what matters. He and Obama wanna be THE SHOW and dazzle the folks with their songs and dancing. But GONG SHOW 2012 aint what matters.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Peggy got his feeble-minded ass elected. She should be put out to pasture; too dry to milk...

Peggy was hot for Obama until lately, too.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Death by Progressive...

http://pjmedia.com/blog/twilight-of-the-sort-of-gods/?singlepage=true

 

[kbate]

: I am a bad man...

Or a Mommasboy?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Momma always said...


Les'Biens are da DEBIL!!!

 

[kbate]

Momma always said...
Les'Biens are da DEBIL!!!

your mother never used the word. Shame on you for ascribing. . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She said The Devil more often than Flip Wilson explaining away his antics...

 

[kbate]

She said The Devil more often than Flip Wilson explaining away his antics...

Who?
*googles*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bá'al zebub has a devil set aside for thee!

 

[kbate]

Bá'al zebub has a devil set aside for thee!

I knew that the day I kissed my college roommate. Oh well, hell can't be worse than singing beatitudes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hell got a bad rap from those lying Christians...


The thermostat is always set to 72°.

 

[kbate]

Hell got a bad rap from those lying Christians...The thermostat is always set to 72°.

It was actually Dante and Milton who gave it the negative image. In truth, hell is what we are living now but absent the light of God, which is supposed to make it horrible beyond belief.