tigerjen
The Married Tigress
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I got this from an email a friend sent to me.......couldn't
resist sharing here:
This is damn funny!
<<Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.
They stand at the bar drinking a beer, and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman shakes her head no.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her buttcheek a lap with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked, she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back
to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't
never seen nobody do it!">>
resist sharing here:
This is damn funny!
<<Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.
They stand at the bar drinking a beer, and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman shakes her head no.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her buttcheek a lap with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked, she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back
to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't
never seen nobody do it!">>
