First a low din...gives way to a rumble....

[InternationalFunboy]

Lightening strikes! Thunderous pounding surrounds! Pieces of rock and dust fly to the corners of the general board, and there in the crater....as the ruckus fades away, through the dust the pointed tip of a long plaid leisure suit collar can be seen giving way to a slender arm at the end of which a stylishly adorned hand holds a full rum-n-coke and an exquisitely rolled joint.

"It's witchcraft!" says a foolish bystander.
"It's ....it's alchemy!" says another.

Cue music as he steps from the smoldering abyss.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNysYtbeF54)

His pelvis rolls with the assuredness of countless properly administered rogerings, and his eyes, like rubies on fire, come to rest on just one girl, December, before he parts his lips to speak.

"I'm IFB, and I'm here to get all the way down."

 

[semen4her]

Are you lost?

 

[Laurel]

Woah.

I remember you.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Nah. Just shaking off the funk of 40 thousand years to say thanks to December who said some nice things about me in recent threads even though I've at this point been AWOL from this board for many years.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Woah.

I remember you.

I see your 'whoa', and raise you a 'holy mary mother of fuck'.

 

[semen4her]

I thought I smelled mold...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

So as I was jotting down my resurrection, a second idea occured to me. What if instead of germinating under ground, segments of the GB came together to form me like Voltron? Then....I thought it should be people instead of bits.

So I wonder who here on the GB would be the lions forming the ultimate party rockstar defender of the universe?

 

[Cheyenne]

Woah.

I remember you.

Me, too.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I thought I smelled mold...

Whenever a corpse comes to life, that's the aura.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So as I was jotting down my resurrection, a second idea occured to me. What if instead of germinating under ground, segments of the GB came together to form me like Voltron? Then....I thought it should be people instead of bits.

So I wonder who here on the GB would be the lions forming the ultimate party rockstar defender of the universe?

Get ready to start over.

 

[dolf]

you. hmm.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm, without a doubt, a corpse. A handsome stack of re-animated cells finely preserved by martinis, fully cured and rot-proof.

Dick still works.

 

[dolf]

use it.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Get ready to start over.

Yeah I know. This is very likely a limited engagement and more about moving my own hard-coded attention-whore meter into the red for a little while. Thankfully I can give myself both attention and affection almost endlessly if I even think someone is watching.

I had some really great bouts of creativity when I was here regularly. It was a smart, funny group of people (still is?), and really the only place of it's kind I could survive in. Today I just thought it might be neat to peak in on it....lick a big puffy vagina called nostalgia, if you get my drift.

 

[Cheyenne]

Yeah I know. This is very likely a limited engagement and more about moving my own hard-coded attention-whore meter into the red for a little while. Thankfully I can give myself both attention and affection almost endlessly if I even think someone is watching.

I had some really great bouts of creativity when I was here regularly. It was a smart, funny group of people (still is?), and really the only place of it's kind I could survive in. Today I just thought it might be neat to peak in on it....lick a big puffy vagina called nostalgia, if you get my drift.

Say "hi" to Lavy if you see her! It's election year and she should be here.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

use it.

To fuck off, as it were?

 

[dolf]

To fuck off, as it were?

no, no, no!
if bg thought you were cool then that's good enough for me.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

no, no, no!
if bg thought you were cool then that's good enough for me.

BG little dragon jedi princess with a penis BG? LOVE her. I encountered her in the wild many years ago and threw a cargo net over her since it was all I had. Man she struggled and wriggled and wraggled for days until I could sweet talk her, and goo-goo eye her into relaxation. Turns out she had a thorn in her pinky toe. I removed it and we were best buds after that. We stayed together for a short time but then she tricked me with her jedi mind shit and broke out w/quickness. All I saw was a force bird being flipped in her rear-view mirror, so to speak. Fear not though...if i see her again I planted a post-hypnotic suggestion into her flawless and amazing brain.
Anyone wanting to see some pics of her nugs should hang around to see if she shows.

 

[Licia]

Party going on in here.

*toast*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ril94tt0YGA

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Say "hi" to Lavy if you see her! It's election year and she should be here.

Ha I wonder if she still freaks the fuck out over politics. I can't stomach the stuff me. I think I spoke to her over the phone a little over two years ago, that might be the last time we talked, talked. I'm sure she's all titty missiles and razor fangs over Mitch Romney. That chick never got how I could be so blissfully ignorant over politics.

 

[bluemuse]

You thought it was your idea.
It wasn't.
Homing device.
Laurel has the controls.
This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.

 

[RoryN]

Shrimps'n'Peas in your sig? In in a complimentary fashion? I bet you also had a woody for EatingScarlett.

A female's semi-sexy photos doesn't make her nasty rants brilliant.

 

[Silverlily]

Hola Funboy.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Party going on in here.

*toast*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ril94tt0YGA

Man, you've got to love Funkadelic! George Clinton once described them as the Temptations on acid.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Hola Funboy.

What's up Tiger Lily? Still busting, I see.