Fireworks and what I wish I could do with them today.

[riff]

I'd like to take one of those rockets that are about 15" long, lube it up with some astroglide, and light it up the ass of the President and Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Dragon Dreamer]

Why use the lube?

 

[riff]

Why use the lube?

I figure a deeper penetration so that that when the charge explodes to cause more damage.

Calling all Colon Terrorists..... LOL

 

[Dragon Dreamer]

lol... easier and more painful would be to file the end into a point.

 

[riff]

That's the kind of rocket I mean... the ones that actually look like space rockets... with a point on top, and fins at the bottom!

 

[Ginny]

turtle rocket....violent thrust....anal invasion....yum...

http://www.portfolios.com/Pics/15066.mitchell/15066.mitchell_6_p.GIF

 

[riff]

That's the one Ginny!

 

[Ginny]

i'm thinking those lil fins would feel mighty nice rubbing against a stretched out anus.....thick rocket buried deep...exploding......

colon terrorists....BAND NAME!