Fire walking. Would you buy a Fire walk gift token for someone?

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As some of you know I run a firewalking business as a hobby. After a couple of lawsuits from charlatans this year the business is again open, we are proud to say that we only use charcoal sourced from sustainable woodland managed to organic standards btw, no recycled demolition timber - which can contain nails, screws etc.

Business has so far been in the corporate sector and charity market, going mainstream commercial though is now looking attractive, so would anyone consider the concept of a firewalk voucher as a gift for a loved one to be a reasonable proposal?
 
You had to put the "gift for a loved one" in there. I don't think you should peg that as your go to market. Maybe your advertising should go like:

Has your mother and law made your life a living hell? Then you should make her walk through fire for Christmas. Or can't think of anything to get the boss who demoted you last year due to financial concerns but gave himself a raise....... The possibilities are endless.
 
As some of you know I run a firewalking business as a hobby. After a couple of lawsuits from charlatans this year the business is again open, we are proud to say that we only use charcoal sourced from sustainable woodland managed to organic standards btw, no recycled demolition timber - which can contain nails, screws etc.

Business has so far been in the corporate sector and charity market, going mainstream commercial though is now looking attractive, so would anyone consider the concept of a firewalk voucher as a gift for a loved one to be a reasonable proposal?

I'll take two!

One for the mother-in-law, of course. You DO have wheelchair accessible hot coals?

The other is for a sis-in-law. I was going to get her the package deal that includes the paper slippers with napalm orthotics and the long dry grass skirt.

I believe both ladies will be extremely happy with the gift.
 
I'll take two!

One for the mother-in-law, of course. You DO have wheelchair accessible hot coals?

The other is for a sis-in-law. I was going to get her the package deal that includes the paper slippers with napalm orthotics and the long dry grass skirt.

I believe both ladies will be extremely happy with the gift.

See, I'm telling you, it will be the #1 Mother-in-law gift.
 
I'll take two!

One for the mother-in-law, of course. You DO have wheelchair accessible hot coals?

The other is for a sis-in-law. I was going to get her the package deal that includes the paper slippers with napalm orthotics and the long dry grass skirt.

I believe both ladies will be extremely happy with the gift.

I think I have a line on what's going to be the next viral video on Youtube.
 
As some of you know I run a firewalking business as a hobby. After a couple of lawsuits from charlatans this year the business is again open. Would anyone consider the concept of a firewalk voucher as a gift for a loved one to be a reasonable proposal?

The other day I accidentally spilled some Holy Water on my arms and it created blisters.

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Do you think God is trying to tell me something?
 
I would concider this a real gift Idea.

But the audience can be fickle.

I know some people who have firewalked and LOVED the experience.
 
Why would you pay to firewalk? I mean, I guess I could see paying for lessons, but that's generally something people pay to see- at least from my experience in it. But... no, I wouldn't. But I don't know many people who would pay to do that. They'd just come to me or someone else and be all, "teach me to do this" and then we'd lay um out and say, "The secret is the skin on your feet is actually pretty tough. Just go kinda fast and step lightly. It's not hard at all." I've been doin this shit since I was 3 and i've never gotten hurt except for this one time that my brother fucking WAS THROWING EMBERS AROUND and hit me in the back of the neck and then i beat his ass. It seriously never occurred to me to market it in a class form...

Please tell me that you're not one of those people who uses it for some kinda self-help bullshit... I met a chick who did that once and it took everything in me not to beat the living shit out of her.
 

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