Fire the towel boy, dammit!

[tortoise]

I'm sooooo tired of all these porn pics that feature genitalia that is dry as a fucking desert.

Let's all join hands and chant:

WE WANT JUICE!
WE WANT JUICE!
WE WANT JUICE!

 

[mistressastra]

Well, since most pictures are airbrushed and "neatened" up, they aren't very realistic. Sex without some moisture would be 'umpf'. So I agree.

 

[Ginny]

omg yes.....MORE JUICE!.....on the pussies...the cock shafts....just shining with fucksnot.....and omg such a rush to find a pic with...strands of pussy juice....or pre-cum hanging.....damnnnn.....don't those porn producers know....JUICE IS HOT!


i'd also like to officially go on record as saying...wtf is up with those goddamn fingernails....ugggg....inch long nails....now like you could really play with your pussy or a cock with freddy fucking krueger claws....