Finished with my Mozart 'cause he couldn't help me with my blooms!

[4est_4est_Gump]

TV gardener Chris Beardshaw tells told Radio 4's Gardeners’ Question Time that a constant diet of Black Sabbath worked wonders – but plants exposed to Cliff Richard songs all died.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...istened-Cliff-Richard-died.html#ixzz2R0WsB5pv

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's Geezer Butler's bass. Reminds the plants of the low-frequency sound of tectonic plates grinding together.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They say the plants are shorter and more disease resistant, but I think next time, they should keep the pot smokers out of the green house...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Was the Cliff Richard group a mass suicide?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I wonder if it was this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3YtvuZ2-I0

 

[Saint Peter]

Science!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It wasn't The Immigrant Song...

 

[Saint Peter]

go go plantzilla

(doo doo da dooo)

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I wonder what it would be like to mash the Doobies with Tull...

China Grove as Whoa-o-whoa, wo-wo Aqualung!



Maybe good for my Red Hot Chili Peppers?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Perhaps they'd like being chased around by the neighbor's cat.


It's so lonely in the state of Maine.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's so lonely, it's so lonely at the top!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Jeez, these taters look awful...


What did you fertilize them with?


Frederick Fucking Chopin.


You should have used Stephen Fucking Foster!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The throaty grumble of a fire-breathing big-block might be right in line for listening production, too:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Plus they soak up the carbon emissions like nobody's business...



Now, put in the big speakers and blast some Deep Purple, Highway Star!

✬✬✬✬✬​

 

[LadyVer]

Interesting thread..I swore as God is my witness I'd have a garden again.Still waiting. Nice non-political thread.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heel shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too.


But, Billy, we don't drive Caddies:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mine is going and growing.

Onions, carrots, lettuce and cabbage have broken ground...



Everywhere there are flowers in bloom. Gentlemen should be both fighters and gardeners.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heel shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too.


But, Billy, we don't drive Caddies:

Wat says, I'm an ass man!

Look at this tranny!

 

[LadyVer]

My dad smoked Luckies. Nice pic and song, Wat.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The azaleas are out in force, finally.


The plants and quadrupeds seem content. The bipeds with good sense show respect.


I think my azalea blooms were inspired by:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My dad smoked Luckies. Nice pic and song, Wat.

I have a meme idea for you - brb.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Our jasmine and forsythia are a thick, lush and expansive sea of yellow; the azaleas have yet to bloom.

But the Dogwood and Redbud are in full bloom as is my Zhu Zhou bush.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[LadyVer]

I miss gardening. Anyway I'm currently trying to figure out how my sd card on my droid got damaged.I checked prices on a replacement card but might as well buy a new phone. Geeze.

Wat, do you garden too, or did I miss that?.(fuckin phone...it's drving me to want to smash it).

 

[LadyVer]

Our jasmine and forsythia are a thick, lush and expansive sea of yellow; the azaleas have yet to bloom.

But the Dogwood and Re dbud are in full bloom as is my Zhu Zhou bush.

What's the zz? I like Jasmine. Azaleas already bloomed here.