Today I was lying on the deck watching the heat distort the air above the concrete. I heard the kids next door playing on their slip and slide and so I joined them. We had a great time for about two hours with water guns ( you know the big shot ones) and just slipping down that rubber slide thing. So what is your favorite way to have fun when its 96 in the shade and the heat index is 108 F?
Finish this sentence. It's so frigging hot out that.............
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.....my ass has melted to my chair.
Luckily, the evening storm is rolling in. Maybe that will take the edge off this blasted heat....
Luckily, the evening storm is rolling in. Maybe that will take the edge off this blasted heat....
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so hot out
that my balls crawled up inside me looking for shade!!!
that my balls crawled up inside me looking for shade!!!
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NOT at allllllll
Neither will i....you can turn your cam on now lovely lady......
Neither will i....you can turn your cam on now lovely lady......
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.....You can singe the skin on your legs getting into your car
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It's very hot where your hair feels like miniature sausage links frying in the torrid sun's rays.
Luckly, the sun is coming down and I am at home. I hope my housemate does not mind me naked and trying to cool off. It's a shame she is home because I would love to prepare dinner in the nude.
Are there any pizza girls working tonight, hmmm, ring, ring....
Luckly, the sun is coming down and I am at home. I hope my housemate does not mind me naked and trying to cool off. It's a shame she is home because I would love to prepare dinner in the nude.
Are there any pizza girls working tonight, hmmm, ring, ring....
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Re: .....You can singe the skin on your legs getting into your car
The storm? It's fabulous....Right now we've just got wind, but I'm thinking it'll start dumping rain pretty soon. Thank God.
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It's great isn't it?
The storm? It's fabulous....Right now we've just got wind, but I'm thinking it'll start dumping rain pretty soon. Thank God.
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We'll be careful.....You do the same.
We're done hijacking this thread. Please commence with further "it's so hot...." discussion.
We're done hijacking this thread. Please commence with further "it's so hot...." discussion.
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*Lazer* said:
Well, here in the desert where we have a "dry heat," it's more often 108F with a heat index of 98F.
I thought about washing the hood of my Blazer and taking a picture of an egg frying on it. Then I decided, "nah, that would be too much like work."
So WH I wanted to ask you if you had ever really cooked on your dashboard?
I was hoping it would rain here too but no drops yet. It's supposed to be even hotter today. I was gonna check on my neighbor up the street just to make sure she was okay. She is pretty old and I am a little worried she won't use her air conditioner. She has a window type and she is very frugal. Maybe I'll highjack her and get her to shoot water guns with us today. Stay cool everybody>......
I was hoping it would rain here too but no drops yet. It's supposed to be even hotter today. I was gonna check on my neighbor up the street just to make sure she was okay. She is pretty old and I am a little worried she won't use her air conditioner. She has a window type and she is very frugal. Maybe I'll highjack her and get her to shoot water guns with us today. Stay cool everybody>......
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*Lazer* said:
No, I've never personally fried an egg on my car or cooked on the dashboard.
However, I have seen an egg fried on the wing of an aircraft at Nellis AFB (Las Vegas) when I was stationed there in 1970 and at Luke AFB (Phoenix, AZ) when I was stationed there in 1973 and 1983. It's kind of an annual publicity stunt by the safety office to highlight the danger of working the flightline in the kind of heat the dessert sun produces.
One of the local TV stations puts a thermometer in a car during the summer and reports that temperature in their weather report to highlight the dangers of leaving kids and pets in the car during the summer. The highest number I've seen reported was 167F a couple of years ago which is hot enough for pork to be considered well done. (140F to 150F is the more normal range for the "car temp" reading.)
One of my daughters got a third degree burn from a chrome seat belt buckle one time. It is definitely possible to cook with solar heat in this climate -- the trick is NOT getting cooked in your car.
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If you want tips on the actual cooking, there was a thread on it not too long ago. And as mentioned, keep gloves in your car, handy for using as oven mitts or protection against burning hot car intiorors. http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=41500Weird Harold said:
No, I've never personally fried an egg on my car or cooked on the dashboard.
However, I have seen an egg fried on the wing of an aircraft at Nellis AFB (Las Vegas) when I was stationed there in 1970 and at Luke AFB (Phoenix, AZ) when I was stationed there in 1973 and 1983. It's kind of an annual publicity stunt by the safety office to highlight the danger of working the flightline in the kind of heat the dessert sun produces.
One of the local TV stations puts a thermometer in a car during the summer and reports that temperature in their weather report to highlight the dangers of leaving kids and pets in the car during the summer. The highest number I've seen reported was 167F a couple of years ago which is hot enough for pork to be considered well done. (140F to 150F is the more normal range for the "car temp" reading.)
One of my daughters got a third degree burn from a chrome seat belt buckle one time. It is definitely possible to cook with solar heat in this climate -- the trick is NOT getting cooked in your car.
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LadyDarkFire said:
I saw that thread, and you seemed to have everything under control so I didn't post there.
I keep two sets of gloves in my Blazer. One inside for hot shifter and steering wheel, and one under the hood with my jumper cables and 12V trouble light.
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I just keep one pair for inside. I figure that if it is too hot to touch under the hood, probably best left alone for a while, then use the regular gloves. Or you could always use actual oven mitts, since it is hot enough to warrent it right now!
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Tried cooking some baked potatoes on the engine block of a 1973 nova, came out pretty good.
Well I have the old lady over in my LR watching my home theatre. I have her watching "American Beauty" right now. We had a great discussion about the how the government is gonna renege on the social security payback. I mean what's a trillion dollars to those people who can least afford the hit. Man the screw really doesn't start turning till you get old. Anyway I feel better knowing she isn't baking inside her house. It's just that she now knows I have two porno DVDs and I hope she doesn't ask to watch them, I'd have to go to therapy. Oh well back to Kevin and his shower debut.
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