Finish the sentence

[TheEarl]

Does anyone else remember the old e-mail game. The starter gave half a sentence and you had to add your own ending to the bottom of the e-mail and forward it on. Usually ended up with a really hilarious list, especially if the infamous analogy ones were used, like: My dick is so big that... BT nailed telephone wires to the top on Tuesday and it's taken this long for me to feel it.

Anyone wanna play?

The Earl

PS. No I'm not avoiding revision. What on Earth gave you that idea?

 

[Amy Sweet]

What's the sentance?

 

[Liar]

What's the sentance?

Two years. No parole.

 

[TheEarl]

Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

By the time you get to the end, you've forgotten what was at the top.

The Earl

 

[LadyJeanne]

Re: Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

...The Earl can use it to hide his dick when BT comes around.













Oh, come one. That was a gimme.

 

[Amy Sweet]

Re: Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

it makes the Earl jeoulous, because his signature line is only *almost* that long.

 

[SensualCealy]

Amy Sweets sig line is so long that...

it takes to screens to read the whole thing.

I know not funny but come on give me a break! lol
C

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

...The Earl can use it to hide his dick when BT comes around.













Oh, come one. That was a gimme.

Brilliant though

 

[BlackShanglan]

Amy Sweets sig line is so long that...

J. K. Rowling is taking lessons.

 

[Liar]

Re: Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

...her AV gets vertigo.

 

[rikaaim]

Re: Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

The Jews, don't kill me for this it's only a joke, found there way to the promised land before I read all of it.

 

[shereads]

Amy Sweet's signature line was so long that it communicated a depth and complexity of character that made Amy the envy of all, until the day she was targeted for a cruel attack that might have broken her spirit if not for the timely intervention of shereads, who had dropped by the thread to see why Amy had not entered the Miss Literotica contest, which would, should Amy be declared the winner, silence the sarcasm of her attackers and entitle Amy to add "Miss Literotica 2005" and a shiny tiara to her signature line.

 

[Amy Sweet]

Amy Sweet's signature line was so long that it communicated a depth and complexity of character that made Amy the envy of all, until the day she was targeted for a cruel attack that might have broken her spirit if not for the timely intervention of shereads, who had dropped by the thread to see why Amy had not entered the Miss Literotica contest, which would, should Amy be declared the winner, silence the sarcasm of her attackers and entitle Amy to add "Miss Literotica 2005" and a shiny tiara to her signature line.

Seems no one can top that, shereads!

I'll have to check out the thread.

this is cool, I love the attention to my be-au-tiful sigline. Keep them coming Please!!!

 

[Amy Sweet]

Re: Re: Amy Sweet's signature line is so long that...

The Jews, don't kill me for this it's only a joke, found there way to the promised land before I read all of it.

that was a good one!

 

[shereads]

Seems no one can top that, shereads!

I'll have to check out the thread.

this is cool, I love the attention to my be-au-tiful sigline. Keep them coming Please!!!

The pageant is over. But there are might be some tiaras left over from the fight for Miss Congeniality in the alley behind the auditorium.

 

[Amy Sweet]

The pageant is over. But there are might be some tiaras left over from the fight for Miss Congeniality in the alley behind the auditorium.

I do *not* fight in alleys. <sniff>

(That wasn't me, it was just somebody who looked like me.)

 

[shereads]

I do *not* fight in alleys. <sniff>

(That wasn't me, it was just somebody who looked like me.)

I wasn't suggesting that you fight, only that you salvage a cheap tiara from the alley, rinse it off under a garden hose, maybe spray it with some Lysol, and go home with a nice accessory. There's no pleasing some people.

 

[Amy Sweet]

I wasn't suggesting that you fight, only that you salvage a cheap tiara from the alley, rinse it off under a garden hose, maybe spray it with some Lysol, and go home with a nice accessory. There's no pleasing some people.

are you seriously suggesting that *that* is how I got this wonderful prize?

I mean really?!

What do I look like, some kind of alley cat?

I'm a beauty queen for godssake!!!

 

[TheEarl]

Any suggestions for a new sentence?

The Earl

 

[shereads]

Any suggestions for a new sentence?

The Earl

The Earl was denied early parole because

 

[TheEarl]

The Earl was denied early parole because

he'd battered one of his lecturers to death with his revision notes?

The Earl

 

[shereads]

The Earl was denied early parole because he posted, and gave shereads sufficient fuel for another half-hour of insomnia.

It's 6:15 a.m. and I still can't sleep.

 

[smartnsassy]

The Earl was denied early parole because he was a prisoner of love, and Valentines Day was just around the corner.

 

[LadyJeanne]

The Earl was denied early parole because he was caught sneaking around the cells taking notes for his latest story.

 

[yui]

The Earl was denied early parole because he was caught sneaking around the cells taking notes for his latest story.

The Earl was denied early parole because he wasn't ready to be free.