Finish The Sentence...Part 2

[Marxist]

I wish my parents...

If anal sex was...

How fat...

The plot of Memento reminded me...

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...

I never have watched...

If Problem Child...

Tax season is like...

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...

Marxist loves...

 

[Chicklet]

I wish my parents...would pay me back all that money they owe me

If anal sex was...any tastier, i'd be doing it right now

How fat...can i get before i explode?

The plot of Memento reminded me...that americans are always ripping germans off

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...i would *not* be married to that damned ugly michael douglas character

I never have watched...my boyfriend suck dick

If Problem Child...was a movie, it would suck ass.

Tax season is like...anal sex, but less rewarding

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...blues clues.

Marxist loves...chicklet, but who can blame him?

 

[celiaKitten]

I wish my parents...would live long, happy lives.

If anal sex was...in my dreams last night, I wouldn't tell you about it.

How fat...could his lip get if I punched him six times?

The plot of Memento reminded me...a nap. Really. I fell asleep.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd grab what I loved and hide away.

I never have watched...mud wrestling. I hear it's fun.

If Problem Child...doesn't change that Av soon ...

Tax season is like...bonus time.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...Friends. Strange and bizarre until the end.

Marxist loves...to poke into the nasty minds of fellow literoticans?

 

[badasschick]

I wish my parents blessed me with the genes they gave my sister.

If anal sex was illegal I'd be in jail right now.

How fat will John Madden get?

The plot of Memento reminded me of a bad dream I had in high school.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones, I'd get my head checked for marrying Michael Douglas

I never have watched the bumfights video, but have viewed girls gone wild at least a dozen times.

If Problem Child wanted sex from me....I'd fuck him until it hurt, and then bitch slap him when I was done.

Tax season is like an annual reminder that 30% of my work goes to waste.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of an Emmanulle flick.

Marxist loves my hot snatch!

 

[naudiz]

I wish my parents... would grow up already. They're in their sixties and still living at home? WTF?

If anal sex was... an Olympic event, ESPN would make a killing.

How fat... do you have to be before you've got to take shoe color on faith?

The plot of Memento reminded me... of a to-do list I've misplaced.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones... I'd be a leggy brunette with more money than I have now.

I never have watched... an all-chimpanzee production of Jesus Christ, Superstar.

If Problem Child... wasn't so damned witty, I wouldn't lust after him so.

Tax season is like... an orgy of mockery, because we did our taxes in January.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of... Twin Peaks. Get it? Twin peaks? Haw haw haw.

Marxist loves... ren faires, he just won't admit it.

 

[kotori]

I wish my parents...had married.

If anal sex was...what she wanted, she found the right guy.

How fat...sizzles on the grill!

The plot of Memento reminded me...em dednimer otnemeM fo tolp ehT.

If I were Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd have taugh Marxist about the conditional tense.

I never have watched..."Beverly Hills 90909090 whatevah"

If Problem Child...went back to his Dr. Strangelove av, I'd be happy.

Tax season is like...spring. It's inexorable.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of..."ALF".

Marxist loves...seXieleXie.

 

[perks]

I wish my parents...would quit shoving their god down my throat

If anal sex was...religious, I'd be a nun

How fat...does my ass look in these jeans?

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd do lots of broadway musicals

I never have watched...a live surgery

If Problem Child...was really alan alda, I would like him

Tax season is like...every other season?

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...multiple personalities

Marxist loves...thick asses

 

[Rubyfruit]

I wish my parents...had more money.

If anal sex was...a crime, I'd be in prison.

How fat...do you think I am?

The plot of Memento reminded me...that I hate pimentos

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd dump Michael Douglas yesterday and do everything in my power to get Billy Bob Thornton to fuck me repeatedly.

I never have watched...Marxist have sex with another person.

If Problem Child...were here, I'd give him a hug.

Tax season is like...hell.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...Six Feet Under - morbid.

Marxist loves...ME!

 

[MNGuy]

I wish my parents...would give me money.

If anal sex was...a common way to say hello, we would all end up in Depends.

How fat...people screw is beyond me.

The plot of Memento reminded me...that I don't want to see/read that movie/book, whatever it was.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...was my personal sex slave, I'd never leave the house.

I never have watched...gay porn.

If Problem Child...was a chronic bed wetter, I still wouldn't care

Tax season is like...getting a hot iron poler rammed in and out of your ass.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...Laugh In.

Marxist loves...Capitalism.

 

[Mistress]

I wish my parents...had never fucked up their lives

If anal sex was...gentle then it'd be no fun

How fat...is my cat now?

The plot of Memento reminded me...that gee, I havent watched it yet

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...was bi, I'd lick her until she screamed

I never have watched... a male on male porno..unfortunately

If Problem Child...was here right now, I'd drown in my own puddle of lust

Tax season is like...sucky

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...unhappily ever after

Marxist loves... me in my fantasies

 

[seXieleXie]

I wish my parents...were more supportive of me, in any sense of the word.

If anal sex was...on my mind any more, i'd go insane

How fat...can i roll this joint?

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...i'd have a lot more sex than i'm getting now

I never have watched...Goodfellas

If Problem Child...weren't such a nice guy underneath it all, he'd be just like lance

Tax season is like...not a big deal when you don't make much money

Marxist loves...spanish peanuts

 

[Ice Cold]

I wish my parent... happiness

If anal sex was... legal I'd still be a front door man

How fat... will Oprah balloon up to next time

The plot of Memento reminded me... College

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones... I'd buy and ride a sybian

I never have watched... The bachealor (sp)

If Problem Child... was here, wouldn't bother me.

Tax season is like... Vultures pick the dead for scrap

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of... NYPB blue.... Always on Hiatus

Marxist loves... Marxist.

 

[Guest]

I wish my parents...had my brother first

How fat...is Marxist

I never have watched...Friends

If Problem Child...had more brains we all would be in trouble

Tax season is like...Going to the Denitist

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...The Stand

Marxist loves... Comics[/B][/QUOTE]

 

[sunstruck]

I wish my parents...could live forever

If anal sex was...cheap, Marxist would have more lunch money

How fat...can I make a joint without splitting the papers

The plot of Memento reminded me...of the production of Memento, which reminded me of the casting of Memento, which reminded me of the writing of memento, which reminded me of the birth of the script writer of memento

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I wouldn be fucking Michael Douglas *shudder*

I never have watched...a solar eclipse

If Problem Child...lived next door I'd reconsider my views on partner swapping

Tax season is like...uh, April?

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...McGuiver: highly creative and intense with the ocasional to be continued two part episode

Marxist loves...big bootied women, causing trouble and most importantly, Marxist loves Marxist. lol

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Finish The Sentence...Part 2

Marxist loves...seXieleXie.

and lexie loves marxist

 

[ozraven]

I wish my parents... lived closer.

If anal sex was... easy to get it wouldn't be as much fun.

How fat... does my cock look in this light, or this one, or......

The plot of Memento reminded me... of reading chinese, start at the end.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones... I'd divorce Douglas and have fling with meg ryan

I never have watched... gay sex

If Problem Child... was really PC he would change his tone

Tax season is like... Mid winter

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of... The News, every night, regular breaks for it, and some of the most important bits start as interuptions....

Marxist loves... Rubyfruit

 

[RisiaSkye]

Originally posted by Marxist
I wish my parents...would lay off the bullshit already.

If anal sex was...illegal in ancient Greece, would Olympians still have competed naked?

How fat...was he? So fat it took a team of archaeologists to uncover his dick.

The plot of Memento reminded me...that memories are usually lies anyway.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd stop squeezing out Grampa Mike's puppies and work for the five years I'm still marketable.

I never have watched...Attack of the Clones; the first one killed my hopes completely.

If Problem Child...were an ice skater, he'd been Tonya Harding.

Tax season is like...the rest of the year, only colder.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...Twin Peaks.

Marxist loves...fat chicks and porn, but not at the same time.

 

[Lost Cause]

Otay...

I wish my parents..."Had won the lottery."

If anal sex was..."Natural, there wouldn't be a "taint."

How fat..."Do I look in this thong?" (pear with a rubber band around it)

The plot of Memento reminded me..."That I need to know what that is."

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones..."I'd pull a Anna Nichole."

I never have watched..."A Tele-Evangelist."

If Problem Child..."Would just admit to the terrible secret."

Tax season is like..."Anal rape with barbed wire."

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of..."The Weather Channel."

Marxist loves..."To read the Limbaugh Letter."

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I wish my parents... would just fucking move out, already.

If anal sex was... forbidden, I would be Eve.

How fat... of a cock can my little rosebud take?

The plot of Memento reminded me... *snicker* of when I got my wisdom teeth removed, and I was doped on codeine for two weeks.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones... I'd be beautiful.

I never have watched... BDSM porn.

If Problem Child... talked to me, I think I'd be shocked.

Tax season is like... swarm of the killer bees.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of... (I really can't think of a good comparison)

Marxist loves... big-assed women.

 

[honeylick]

I wish my parents...
...would have won the lotto, and made me a trust-fund baby.

If anal sex was...
...not taboo, it would be discussed on 'the view'

How fat...
...can you be before you're not phat?

The plot of Memento reminded me...
... that a screenplay could be soaked in shit, yet still end up smelling like a rose...

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...
... i would wonder how many cell-phone commercials i would hafta do to pay for elderly care.

I never have watched...
...midgets having sex. and never will.

If Problem Child...
...were here, i'd thumb wrassle him for the last beer in the fridge.

Tax season is like...
...christmas in april. i give a list to cpa-santa, and get a fat check in return.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...
...a marginally smutty novel. -smirk-

Marxist loves...
...my peaches and wants to shake my tree.

 

[MercyMia]

I wish my parents...could be healthy and happy for many more years

If anal sex was...a color, it would be electric blue

How fat...you think you are is usually a function of insecurity

The plot of Memento reminded me...(huh?)

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd wonder what happened to my face

I never have watched...a lunar eclipse with someone I love

If Problem Child...

Tax season is like...death by paper

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...a cheesy reality TV show

Marxist loves...weirdness.

 

[Draco]

I wish my parents...would have divorced before my Dad died. (He at least have died happy.)

If anal sex was...any more fun, the govt would make it illegal.

How Fat...is Chow Yung Fats younger brother.

The plot of Memento reminded me...its time to take out the garbage bags again.

I never have watched...a good porn movie...EVER!

If Problem Child...was gay, I still wouldn't do him.

Tax season is like...too much mind-bending accountancy work. UGH

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of..."DIY Rescue"

Marxist loves... each and everyone one of Us.......just like Jesus does.

 

[Guest]

I wish my parents...would tell me they are proud of me.

If anal sex was...guaranteed to make me lose weight, I'd overcome the fear of anal gas leakage and do it daily!

How fat...is my eyebrow, really?

The plot of Memento reminded me...to wash behind my ears

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...I'd be a les bean.

I never have watched...midget porn

If Problem Child...liked me, I'd feel kinda special.

Tax season is like...an itchy ass.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...Captain Kangaroo on crack.

Marxist loves...supafly chicks that are carded.

 

[breakwall]

I wish my parents...hadn't been so genetically incompetent. I could have been gorgeous.

If anal sex was...was as popular as hockey, Canada would smell like burning astroglide

How fat...does my wallet have to get before women will date me?

The plot of Memento reminded me...that the next time I watch Memento I shouldn't be nearly so drunk.

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones...i would invest in Geritol and Rogaine.

I never have watched...two men having sex, and unless they do a Clockwork Orange deal on me i never will. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

If Problem Child...would change his disturbing av, I would probably have even more respect for him.

Tax season is like...paying for music out of guilt. You forget that all the things we take for granted, health care, education, etc. cost money to maintain.

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of...the dry heaves. Without the heaves.

Marxist loves...sea monkeys.

 

[SweetLuvin]

I wish my parents... leave me a hefty inheritance

If anal sex was... no a taboo no one would like it as much!

How fat... Youre mammas so fat

The plot of Memento reminded me...

If I was Catherine Zeta Jones... Stock up on Viagara for Mikes old age

I never have watched... midget porn

If Problem Child... didnt exist, there would be no Problem Child

Tax season is like... bunnies, flowers and rainbows

The last year, my sex life has been like an episode of... Livin Large

Marxist loves...