Finish it!!!!

[BadAmy]

Xxxxx

 

[BadAmy]

Wait...
Worst thread ever...epic fail...whats the opposite to epiphany? This is it.
I seriously couldn't think of clever response.
Farewell dear sad attempt....
Dona eis requiem, sempiternam.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Yep...another epiphany

Finish my sentence...
....start a new one.
Be brief, be clever, be funny, be quick!

Ok...me first!

Two guys with jetpacks...

Got sucked into their own intakes and exploded.

There were two fisherman in a boat...

 

[BadAmy]

...One was certain the other was a mirage, if not bait.

A horse walks into a bar....

(Thanks for playing!) This is fun when drunked

 

[done_got_old]

...One was certain the other was a mirage, if not bait.

A horse walks into a bar....

(Thanks for playing!) This is fun when drunked

and shit on the floor.

The teacher called on Johnny to define

 

[BadAmy]

and shit on the floor.

The teacher called on Johnny to define

The most definitive way to exorcise a demon...cuz Catholic school.

The Russian priest won't open the vault.

 

[Xerxes82]

The most definitive way to exorcise a demon...cuz Catholic school.

The Russian priest won't open the vault.

... because he's afraid you'll steal all his really good porn.

A bear, a fish and a duck walk into a bar...

 

[BadAmy]

... because he's afraid you'll steal all his really good porn.

A bear, a fish and a duck walk into a bar...

Their motive is unclear, but the horse shit himself once again. Strange things are afoot.

When will you ask me...

 

[BadAmy]

You know this thread is total mental masturbation right?

 

[HBergeron]

You know this thread is total mental masturbation right?

Their motive is unclear, but the horse shit himself once again. Strange things are afoot.

When will you ask me...

To jerk me off while we're driving somewhere?



As soon as I get to a turnout...

 

[Jada59]

To jerk me off while we're driving somewhere?



As soon as I get to a turnout...

And at that turnout...

Will you show me your goodies?